Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mots02 » Wed Jun 05, 2024 5:21 pm

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Thu Jun 06, 2024 12:19 pm

The Blue Heeler puppy discovering the German Shepard that lives next door.....not sure the already fragile fence is in a position to take the abuse from them both!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Thu Jun 06, 2024 12:26 pm

Commercial builders "programs", they aren't worth a pinch of shit.

Sign up for one level of works per week, get asked for 7 levels in the next 3 weeks.

Absolute wankers.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Thu Jun 06, 2024 8:24 pm

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Fri Jun 07, 2024 11:16 am

tipper wrote:
dedja wrote:
tipper wrote:
dedja wrote:The wife and daughters’ ability to embed screws and nails into their tyres.

Might be cheaper to invest in a Bob Jane’s. :shock:

~X(


was literally coming in to post similar.

2 different cars, 2 different tyres this weekend alone. rear right on the fiesta, rear left on the tiguan. neither went flat thankfully

although i blame tradies. obviously all getting paid too much when they dont care how many screws and tools bounce out of their utes all over the roads

ill go you halves in a tyre shop?


Done :lol:



think i still need to look into buying a tyre shop...

parked today in a high rise car park opposite the wifes work. no puncture yet, but there was scattered hardware all over the area, and some of it looked suspiciously like whats been removed from previous punctures. i think ive found the source of our issues. bastards.


And right on cue, daughter no 2 completes the quadrella, all 3 daughters and the missus have managed to run over a screw or nail in the last month. :roll:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Sat Jun 08, 2024 9:14 am

Autumn leaves, forever raking the **** up.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Sat Jun 08, 2024 10:31 am

Corona Man wrote:Autumn leaves, forever raking the **** up.


Free mulch!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby RustyCage » Sun Jun 09, 2024 12:40 pm

When you walk into a cubicle of a public toilet and there’s piss all over the seat because some gronk decided to not clean up after themselves
I'm gonna break my rusty cage and run
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Sun Jun 09, 2024 12:45 pm

RustyCage wrote:When you walk into a cubicle of a public toilet and there’s piss all over the seat because some gronk decided to not clean up after themselves


Even better when you find it like that at work.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Sun Jun 09, 2024 1:21 pm

dedja wrote:
RustyCage wrote:When you walk into a cubicle of a public toilet and there’s piss all over the seat because some gronk decided to not clean up after themselves


Even better when you find it like that at work.

... after you've sat down.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Tue Jun 11, 2024 3:24 pm

Mrs Boon passing her lergy on. Headache for the last 24 hours unbelievable.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby am Bays » Tue Jun 11, 2024 3:44 pm

Booney wrote:Mrs Boon passing her lergy on. Headache for the last 24 hours unbelievable.


it may not have been her, there's so much of it out there ATM - Covid and Influenza A
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Armchair expert » Thu Jun 13, 2024 12:07 pm

Plantar fasciitis

I'm tempted to cut off my right foot
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby locky801 » Thu Jun 13, 2024 12:24 pm

Armchair expert wrote:Plantar fasciitis

I'm tempted to cut off my right foot


glad you survived, quick recovery hopefully
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MW » Thu Jun 13, 2024 12:41 pm

Armchair expert wrote:Plantar fasciitis

I'm tempted to cut off my right foot


Better to fully rupture it and let it heal isnt it?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Thu Jun 13, 2024 12:48 pm

Armchair expert wrote:Plantar fasciitis

I'm tempted to cut off my right foot


Adelaide Podiatry Centre, Melbourne St, North Adelaide. Line up for some shock therapy and never look back. 100% recommend.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Thu Jun 13, 2024 3:04 pm

Armchair expert wrote:Plantar fasciitis

I'm tempted to cut off my right foot


Nasty, get better soon.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Thu Jun 13, 2024 3:11 pm

Armchair expert wrote:Plantar fasciitis

I'm tempted to cut off my right foot


tennis balls.

Use them
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby woodublieve12 » Thu Jun 13, 2024 3:13 pm

Footy Chick wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:Plantar fasciitis

I'm tempted to cut off my right foot


tennis balls.

Use them


Dry needling is awesome. Fixed mine up.

Unfortunately, on used it the second time i got it. First time was a long process of frozen water bottles and tennis and golf balls
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Thu Jun 13, 2024 8:14 pm

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