Things that make you laugh

[dedja]

Barnaby Joyce saying Kevin Rudd isn't fit to represent Australia on the world stage.

Can’t fault the bloke for telling the truth

[dedja]

People who post on Facebook to ignore their posts as they’ve been hacked.

Umm, how do I … wait, what … oh, never mind

[DOC]

[tweet] https://x.com/adamkinzinger/status/1772 ... 57627?s=58[/tweet]

[dedja]

[Booney]

[Kahuna]

[tweet] https://x.com/adamkinzinger/status/1772 ... 57627?s=58[/tweet]

Didn't his mate Little Rocket Man go round in 26 for 18 holes? How good would a head to head match be!?!

[dedja]

[tweet] https://x.com/adamkinzinger/status/1772 ... 57627?s=58[/tweet]

Didn't his mate Little Rocket Man go round in 26 for 18 holes? How good would a head to head match be!?!

That was Rocket Man's old man ... round of 34 with 11 holes in one, on his very first round ever.

I'm sure Trump will better that when he becomes a dictator.

[Spargo]

[mighty_tiger_79]

Getting tyres on this morning and just sitting waiting and listening to podcast

There's another gentleman here who engaged in a conversation by saying the ad buy 3 get 1 free, but what is free.... then he says only thing that's free is this weekend....... ffs, I haven't even started the form for the Good Friday tipping comp

[wenchbarwer]

Getting tyres on this morning and just sitting waiting and listening to podcast

There's another gentleman here who engaged in a conversation by saying the ad buy 3 get 1 free, but what is free.... then he says only thing that's free is this weekend....... ffs, I haven't even started the form for the Good Friday tipping comp

Just tap your headphones and say "Sorry, I can't hear you"

[Armchair expert]

Go to Coles and notice a large group of people just standing around towards the back of the store, I thought thats ******* weird. However they were actually waiting for the discounted food to be put on the shelf, like absolute hyenas two trays of food gone within seconds.

To the gentleman with about 10 bags of 38c Brussel Sprouts I hope you enjoy!

[dedja]

Go to Coles and notice a large group of people just standing around towards the back of the store, I thought thats ******* weird. However they were actually waiting for the discounted food to be put on the shelf, like absolute hyenas two trays of food gone within seconds.

To the gentleman with about 10 bags of 38c Brussel Sprouts I hope you enjoy!

Hope he stays away from naked flames.

[Spargo]

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[gazzamagoo]

Go to Coles and notice a large group of people just standing around towards the back of the store, I thought thats ******* weird. However they were actually waiting for the discounted food to be put on the shelf, like absolute hyenas two trays of food gone within seconds.

To the gentleman with about 10 bags of 38c Brussel Sprouts I hope you enjoy!

But if they go to the central market, they can get better produce every day of the week, much cheaper. Dumb.

[gazzamagoo]

The government is thinking about getting rid of land tax, stamp duty, council rates etc etc etc for indigenous people.
Did they think this through?
If this will go through, then everyone in Australia will all of a sudden identify as Aboriginal & if they do, there's nothing anyone can do about it,
you can't ask someone to prove whether they are indigenous or not.

[dedja]

The government is thinking about getting rid of land tax, stamp duty, council rates etc etc etc for indigenous people.
Did they think this through?
If this will go through, then everyone in Australia will all of a sudden identify as Aboriginal & if they do, there's nothing anyone can do about it,
you can't ask someone to prove whether they are indigenous or not.

Thanks for the tip, based on what I was called in my youth I think I qualify.

Cheers.

[MW]

Yeah this will go down well with "White Australia"...

[am Bays]

The government is thinking about getting rid of land tax, stamp duty, council rates etc etc etc for indigenous people.
Did they think this through?
If this will go through, then everyone in Australia will all of a sudden identify as Aboriginal & if they do, there's nothing anyone can do about it,
you can't ask someone to prove whether they are indigenous or not.

Ahh yes you can

There is a certificate of aboriginality that people have to produce for Government benefits (eg abstudy), aboriginal identified jobs and other associated benefits.

It's a lengthy process and I know those that have got it dont want to give it to gammon blackfellas

[heater31]

The government is thinking about getting rid of land tax, stamp duty, council rates etc etc etc for indigenous people.
Did they think this through?
If this will go through, then everyone in Australia will all of a sudden identify as Aboriginal & if they do, there's nothing anyone can do about it,
you can't ask someone to prove whether they are indigenous or not.

Slight correction, this is part of a list of things requested to be included in a Treaty with the State of Victoria.

[dedja]

F*ck that, I’m not moving to Vic.