Ashes 2023

[mal]

Cummins the superdooper star takes his 6th wicket

[Armchair expert]

Bowl one at his stumps (Robinson)

[FlyingHigh]

And it seems this gets the bowlers out of their natural ryhtms, so when they try to bowl a normal delivery or a yorker they don't get it right.

[Armchair expert]

BOWL BISON FFS

[Jim05]

Full and wide please Harry Potter you idiot

[Armchair expert]

PITCH IT UP FFS

[mal]

BOWL BOLAND FFS ...

[Armchair expert]

This is just horseshit

sack Pat ffs

[Armchair expert]

Have absolutely no idea what to do when he gets going

[northerner]

5 catches to Smith in the innings. This would surely be a record for a non WK...

[mal]

Smart bowling by Murphy to get Stokes out , and he got Stokes out without having to bounce him

[DOC]

Very gutsy by Robinson to have batted with a severe case of dandruff.

England lost all 10 wickets caught.

If Warner does not go hard he will go cheaply.

[DOC]

5 catches to Smith in the innings. This would surely be a record for a non WK...

Equal with

5 VY Richardson Australia v South Africa Kingsmead, Durban 1935/36
5 Yajurvindra Singh India v England M Chinnaswamy Stadium, Bangalore 1976/77
5 M Azharuddin India v Pakistan National Stadium, Karachi 1989/90
5 K Srikkanth India v Australia Western Australia Cricket Association Ground, Perth 1991/92
5 SP Fleming New Zealand v Zimbabwe Harare Sports Club, Harare 1997/98
5 GC Smith South Africa v Australia Western Australia Cricket Association Ground, Perth 2012/13
5 DJG Sammy West Indies v India Wankhede Stadium, Mumbai 2013/14
5 DM Bravo West Indies v Bangladesh Arnos Vale Playing Field, Kingstown 2014
5 AM Rahane India v Sri Lanka Galle International Stadium, Galle 2015
5 J Blackwood West Indies v Sri Lanka P Sara Oval, Colombo 2015/16
5 SPD Smith Australia v South Africa PPC Newlands, Cape Town 2017/18
5 BA Stokes England v South Africa PPC Newlands, Cape Town 2019/20
5 HDRL Thirimanne Sri Lanka v England Galle International Stadium, Galle 2020/21

[Armchair expert]

I'm resigning as president of the Davey fan club effective immediately

he's done cooked

[Jim05]

End this madness now selectors

[DOC]

Like the dickhead he is, Warner prods at Broad and FMD is caught.

Time for Marnarse to make a score

[DOC]

Green and Marsh can both play and elevate either Head or Marsh to open. Even Carey.

[JK]

Might aswell open with Lubaschagne, we basically have been

[locky801]

wish someone would wipe that grin off his face every time he gets out and waddles off

[northerner]

5 catches to Smith in the innings. This would surely be a record for a non WK...

Equal with

5 VY Richardson Australia v South Africa Kingsmead, Durban 1935/36
5 Yajurvindra Singh India v England M Chinnaswamy Stadium, Bangalore 1976/77
5 M Azharuddin India v Pakistan National Stadium, Karachi 1989/90
5 K Srikkanth India v Australia Western Australia Cricket Association Ground, Perth 1991/92
5 SP Fleming New Zealand v Zimbabwe Harare Sports Club, Harare 1997/98
5 GC Smith South Africa v Australia Western Australia Cricket Association Ground, Perth 2012/13
5 DJG Sammy West Indies v India Wankhede Stadium, Mumbai 2013/14
5 DM Bravo West Indies v Bangladesh Arnos Vale Playing Field, Kingstown 2014
5 AM Rahane India v Sri Lanka Galle International Stadium, Galle 2015
5 J Blackwood West Indies v Sri Lanka P Sara Oval, Colombo 2015/16
5 SPD Smith Australia v South Africa PPC Newlands, Cape Town 2017/18
5 BA Stokes England v South Africa PPC Newlands, Cape Town 2019/20
5 HDRL Thirimanne Sri Lanka v England Galle International Stadium, Galle 2020/21

So only the 2nd Aussie, and the only player to have achieved the feat twice