Green Garden Cafe - Gawler Place.
Starving.. tired.. slightly hungover - wanted to go to the Korean place couple blocks away but was pouring rain so opted for a closer walk under shelter. Stopped at this cafe. Used to go there a few years ago, did good lasagne, change of ownership recent years hadn't been so went in.
Chicken Parmigana + chips + salad - $16.95
Medium Flat white with lactose free milk - $4.95.
Settle in to a seat.. "Parmi" comes out.. "Parmi"

it was a shit cut of chicken that was sinewy, thin and covered in a crumb that was glistening from oil. Looked as though it had been dipped in a semi hot bucket of oil. To add salt to the wounds, the "Parmi" topping consisted purely of some grated cheese melted on top. That's it. No marinara sauce, just grated cheese.
Chips that had been double cooked - obviously sitting around a couple hours, then dunked into the fryer again to "freshen up" rock hard, disgusting, no filling.
Salad was a weird concoction that included sliced olives from a jar and canned champignon mushrooms with some sliced raw carrot, onion and baby cucumber.
Coffee came out about 10min later - stinking hot, couldn't drink, waited till it cooled and was disgusting. Worse than the instant coffee i'd make at home - went straight in the bin.
Never going back.
0/10