Things that give you the sh1ts

[Corona Man]

I dont need to let Mrs Jimmy know where i am anymore.
She just goes into the credit card app and can see where I am and how much I'm spending

I'm not sure thats a good thing but I'll be in trouble if I stop doing it
She'll start asking where I was again

Looking that good doesn't come cheaply hey?

Talking to a customer in NZ last week about the topic of wives…. “I’ve removed that overhead” was his reply. Gold.

[Jimmy_041]

Waking up this early on a Saturday

[Brodlach]

Waking up this early on a Saturday

Best part of the day Jimmy, especially if the missus is still in bed. So peaceful

[MW]

Waking up this early on a Saturday

I was up at 550am but I did have a marathon to go run

[gazzamagoo]

Waking up this early on a Saturday

I was up at 550am but I did have a marathon to go run

You didn't miss much

[Corona Man]

Waking up this early on a Saturday

I was up at 550am but I did have a marathon to go run

How did you go MW?

[DOC]

Let him finish first...

[MW]

Waking up this early on a Saturday

I was up at 550am but I did have a marathon to go run

How did you go MW?

Good mate. 5:27 for a 43km course with 1500m of vert through Belair NP and Brownhill Creek and some technical trail and long climbs so overall happy with it.
Winner did it in 3:30...insane

[Armchair expert]

Tore something in my ass, painful to sit

[locky801]

Tore something in my ass, painful to sit

Common causes of anal pain include: Anal abscess: An infected cavity caused by a blockage of glands in the anus. Anal fistula: A small tunnel connecting the infected gland in the anus to an opening on the skin around the anus. Anal fissure: Small tear in the lining of the anus, like a paper cut.

[Armchair expert]

Tore something in my ass, painful to sit

Common causes of anal pain include: Anal abscess: An infected cavity caused by a blockage of glands in the anus. Anal fistula: A small tunnel connecting the infected gland in the anus to an opening on the skin around the anus. Anal fissure: Small tear in the lining of the anus, like a paper cut.

More cheek than hole thankfully

[Jimmy_041]

Tore something in my ass, painful to sit

Common causes of anal pain include: Anal abscess: An infected cavity caused by a blockage of glands in the anus. Anal fistula: A small tunnel connecting the infected gland in the anus to an opening on the skin around the anus. Anal fissure: Small tear in the lining of the anus, like a paper cut.

[mighty_tiger_79]

Getting soggy shorts, socks, shoes walking into work... gonna be a looooong day

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[DOC]

Shorts? Bloody Hell I feel cold just thinking about that.

[Spargo]

Shorts? Bloody Hell I feel cold just thinking about that.

Shorts everyday at work, a bit brisk this morning at 4am with the wind & rain coming in off the tarmac…

[Brodlach]

If you are out on the roads keep an eye out


Police are currently searching for a stolen car with a four month old child in the rear.

The 2009 white Honda Jazz, S619AXE, car was stolen form Fourth Avenue, Klemzig, just after 7.30am, after a man pulled up in a stolen Mazda utility. He is described as being Caucasian, aged in his mid-20s and dark hair.

The stolen Honda was last seen heading towards Windsor Grove.

Anyone who spots the Honda Jazz is asked to call police immediately on 131444.

[Dutchy]

Shorts? Bloody Hell I feel cold just thinking about that.

Shorts everyday at work, a bit brisk this morning at 4am with the wind & rain coming in off the tarmac…

Yeah Im a shorts man at footy training all winter, as long as above the waist is warm Im ok

[mighty_tiger_79]

Shorts? Bloody Hell I feel cold just thinking about that.

Shorts everyday at work, a bit brisk this morning at 4am with the wind & rain coming in off the tarmac…

Yep, shorts everyday. Nothing like a chilly breeze to feel alive

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[stan]

If you are out on the roads keep an eye out


Police are currently searching for a stolen car with a four month old child in the rear.

The 2009 white Honda Jazz, S619AXE, car was stolen form Fourth Avenue, Klemzig, just after 7.30am, after a man pulled up in a stolen Mazda utility. He is described as being Caucasian, aged in his mid-20s and dark hair.

The stolen Honda was last seen heading towards Windsor Grove.

Anyone who spots the Honda Jazz is asked to call police immediately on 131444.

Yeah this is pretty ******. 4 month old in the car.

Bloody hell.

Plenty of this on the radio, social media and news sites now.

[Brodlach]

If you are out on the roads keep an eye out


Police are currently searching for a stolen car with a four month old child in the rear.

The 2009 white Honda Jazz, S619AXE, car was stolen form Fourth Avenue, Klemzig, just after 7.30am, after a man pulled up in a stolen Mazda utility. He is described as being Caucasian, aged in his mid-20s and dark hair.

The stolen Honda was last seen heading towards Windsor Grove.

Anyone who spots the Honda Jazz is asked to call police immediately on 131444.

Yeah this is pretty ******. 4 month old in the car.

Bloody hell.

Plenty of this on the radio, social media and news sites now.

Baby found safe and sound