Things that give you the sh1ts

[RB]

Anzac Highway ******* disgrace

Build a train line down the middle and be done with it

Diddums...
try crossing Anzac on Marion rd of an evening and then come see me

Take public transport, read a book

peaceful

Do you know the funny looks you get reading a book on the Gawler Central line???

Especially if said book is 'The Australian Breast Enthusiast'.

[amber_fluid]

Anzac Highway ******* disgrace

Build a train line down the middle and be done with it

Diddums...
try crossing Anzac on Marion rd of an evening and then come see me

Take public transport, read a book

peaceful

Do you know the funny looks you get reading a book on the Gawler Central line???

That’s not a book it’s their parole details

[Lightning McQueen]

Take public transport, read a book

peaceful

Do you know the funny looks you get reading a book on the Gawler Central line???

You get weirder ones when you start adjusting your pecker at the same time.

[Wedgie]

When you're ready to drive interstate at 5.30 in the morning and the missus insist you wait till 6am so she can "wake up" when all she has to do is get into the passenger's side and fall back asleep if she wants to.

[Booney]

When you're ready to drive interstate at 5.30 in the morning and the missus insist you wait till 6am so she can "wake up" when all she has to do is get into the passenger's side and fall back asleep if she wants to.

Excited to go, she's been to Geelong before then?

[Bum Crack]

When you're ready to drive interstate at 5.30 in the morning and the missus insist you wait till 6am so she can "wake up" when all she has to do is get into the passenger's side and fall back asleep if she wants to.

Excited to go, she's been to Geelong before then?

She'd be pumped. Remember what happened last time she went to watch a Geelong game with him?

[Booney]

[Wedgie]

When you're ready to drive interstate at 5.30 in the morning and the missus insist you wait till 6am so she can "wake up" when all she has to do is get into the passenger's side and fall back asleep if she wants to.

Excited to go, she's been to Geelong before then?

Nah, first time. She's dead keen. That'll change.

[Wedgie]

When you're ready to drive interstate at 5.30 in the morning and the missus insist you wait till 6am so she can "wake up" when all she has to do is get into the passenger's side and fall back asleep if she wants to.

Excited to go, she's been to Geelong before then?

She'd be pumped. Remember what happened last time she went to watch a Geelong game with him?

Yep, we thrashed Essendon at the MCG after a nice presidents lunch.

[Armchair expert]

Had a new phone number for a week and already got a scam call ffs

[The Bedge]

Guy was supposed to attend a job today - didn't - i tried calling him half a dozen times, so he went for a short drive out of mobile reception.

Sent him a text to his car radio. Ignored.

Still not answering calls, phone off.

Little does he know I have an app that shows me where he is at all times and his movements..

Meanwhile i'm getting my arse kicked about this bloke not being there for the job.

[mighty_tiger_79]

Guy was supposed to attend a job today - didn't - i tried calling him half a dozen times, so he went for a short drive out of mobile reception.

Sent him a text to his car radio. Ignored.

Still not answering calls, phone off.

Little does he know I have an app that shows me where he is at all times and his movements..

Meanwhile i'm getting my arse kicked about this bloke not being there for the job.

Does he get the ' have a good weekend, don't come Monday '?

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[The Bedge]

Does he get the ' have a good weekend, don't come Monday '?

Sadly not. It's bullshit.

[amber_fluid]

Guy was supposed to attend a job today - didn't - i tried calling him half a dozen times, so he went for a short drive out of mobile reception.

Sent him a text to his car radio. Ignored.

Still not answering calls, phone off.

Little does he know I have an app that shows me where he is at all times and his movements..

Meanwhile i'm getting my arse kicked about this bloke not being there for the job.

Surely he turned the phone off before he went for the drive so you can’t track him?

[The Bedge]

Surely he turned the phone off before he went for the drive so you can’t track him?

Car has IVMS, can't drive without me knowing where it is.

[amber_fluid]

Surely he turned the phone off before he went for the drive so you can’t track him?

Car has IVMS, can't drive without me knowing where it is.

Yeah right.
I assumed phone tracking.

He’s ****!

[mighty_tiger_79]

I had tracking on a work van..
Surprised they didn't pick up that I spent so much time at golf courses... [emoji3]

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[Lightning McQueen]

I had tracking on a work van..
Surprised they didn't pick up that I spent so much time at golf courses... [emoji3]

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They were probably glad

[Jimmy_041]

I dont need to let Mrs Jimmy know where i am anymore.
She just goes into the credit card app and can see where I am and how much I'm spending

I'm not sure thats a good thing but I'll be in trouble if I stop doing it
She'll start asking where I was again

[Lightning McQueen]

I dont need to let Mrs Jimmy know where i am anymore.
She just goes into the credit card app and can see where I am and how much I'm spending

I'm not sure thats a good thing but I'll be in trouble if I stop doing it
She'll start asking where I was again

Looking that good doesn't come cheaply hey?