Things that make you laugh

[cracka]

Carey's 3am postings.

[MW]

just found out the late great SK Warne blocked me on twitter back in Dec when I questioned his backpedalling on Starc

I'm also blocked by his account and can't remember why

[Booney]

just found out the late great SK Warne blocked me on twitter back in Dec when I questioned his backpedalling on Starc

I'm also blocked by his account and can't remember why

I asked him what shade of white he gets his teeth done. #blocked

[MW]

I think i said something about his parenting ability

[Brodlach]

You were all blocked because you have the wrong genitalia

[Dutchy]

just found out the late great SK Warne blocked me on twitter back in Dec when I questioned his backpedalling on Starc

I'm also blocked by his account and can't remember why

put his twitter name and yours in the search field and it will see what your last tweet to him was

[Lightning McQueen]

Using an old "Porky's" reference to a dude in the factory and he knew exactly where I was coming from.

[Lightning McQueen]

I usually start 60-90 minutes earlier than my agreed start time, and that's after going to the gym before work.

Tuesday a few of us received a dozen bottles of some quality wine, Tuesday night I was getting phone calls from colleagues asking my thoughts on the wine and I was disciplined and avoided the temptation.

I fell asleep watching the cricket last night and left my phone on the back table to which there were several missed calls and texts from work as I'm never late and haven't chucked a sickie since my dad passed away nearly 7 years ago.

I was running near an hour late and in a mad panic so I didn't bother replying or answering until I was ready, boss rings all concerned and says "Are you alright mate, we're all worried?"

"Yeah man, sorry about that, I'd love to give you a decent excuse or story but all I've got to say is that the Grenache is liquid gold".

I've been up against it since the minute I walked in but the day is flying.

I had great reason to hit it on a school night though.

[The Bedge]

I fell asleep watching the cricket last night and left my phone on the back table to which there were several missed calls and texts from work as I'm never late and haven't chucked a sickie since my dad passed away nearly 7 years ago..

I woke up this morning to a missed call, missed facetime and a voicemail from one Lightning McQueen at around midnight.

[Lightning McQueen]

I fell asleep watching the cricket last night and left my phone on the back table to which there were several missed calls and texts from work as I'm never late and haven't chucked a sickie since my dad passed away nearly 7 years ago..

I woke up this morning to a missed call, missed facetime and a voicemail from one Lightning McQueen at around midnight.

Ha, I just checked and shit, must of been a pockety, there were no others luckily.

[am Bays]

Social media videos of Port fans leaving at 3/4 time….

[Vamos]

[quote="am Bays"]Social media videos of Port fans leaving at 3/4

Social Media Are you feeling happy?, make sure you tell your "friends"

[Wedgie]

[/quote] is your friend mate.

[Booney]

Social media videos of Port fans leaving at 3/4 time….

First time it's ever happened at a game? Grow up.

[Jimmy_041]

Kane Cornes getting more curry

[Lightning McQueen]

Social media videos of Port fans leaving at 3/4 time….

Avoid the traffic jams and don't have to endure the inevitable, fair move.

I wish I could've.

[Lightning McQueen]

Another colleague and I had to host the box at the footy on Saturday and all of our customers were taking their partners so I thought I'd ask my ex if she'd like to come along.

We had a good night despite the result, we get very well as it is anyway and step in for a plus one when required.

My colleague says today "My missus can't believe you two aren't together anymore, she thinks Mrs ex McQ is lovely and you two seem such happy people"

I replied with "Yeah mate, even an eagle looks majestic just prior to pouncing on it's prey"

He had a fair chuckle and so did the chick in the office next to me.

It's funny and sad in the same instance.

[Jimmy_041]

https://fb.watch/cbFU0FebJA/

[Booney]

:lol:

https://fb.watch/cbFU0FebJA/

Listen to the whole interview for context, nothing like an AA sound bite to get the knuckle draggers fired up.

[Lightning McQueen]

When I see something funny.