Things that give you the sh1ts

[Lightning McQueen]

My day just got summed up perfectly.

Had my mask hanging over an ear, somehow dislodged straight into the piss trough.

I now have no mask.

[Spargo]

My day just got summed up perfectly.

Had my mask hanging over an ear, somehow dislodged straight into the piss trough.

I now have no mask.

Well you do, it’s just a bit wet…

[locky801]

Day 1 of ISO Least i have the rest of the week and weekend watching footy i guess

[amber_fluid]

My day just got summed up perfectly.

Had my mask hanging over an ear, somehow dislodged straight into the piss trough.

I now have no mask.

Well you do, it’s just a bit wet…

He’ll get another 12 months out of it when it dries.

[DOC]

Longer if the toilet lolly scent has got in.

[Footy Chick]

My day just got summed up perfectly.

Had my mask hanging over an ear, somehow dislodged straight into the piss trough.

I now have no mask.

Well you do, it’s just a bit wet…

[Lightning McQueen]

My day just got summed up perfectly.

Had my mask hanging over an ear, somehow dislodged straight into the piss trough.

I now have no mask.

Well you do, it’s just a bit wet…

Only on the outside (if I wear it white side out).

[Brodlach]

My day just got summed up perfectly.

Had my mask hanging over an ear, somehow dislodged straight into the piss trough.

I now have no mask.

Well you do, it’s just a bit wet…

Only on the outside (if I wear it white side out).

Just like your jocks after a couple of days?

[Wedgie]

Jack hammering and other lovely construction noises outside your hotel window at 7.30am.

[Vamos]

Jack hammering and other lovely construction noises outside your hotel window at 7.30am.

Take it as a sign to get back on it

[amber_fluid]

Jack hammering and other lovely construction noises outside your hotel window at 7.30am.

Take it as a sign to get back on it

You won’t hear those noises in Adelaide
We don’t build bugger all here

[Wedgie]

Jack hammering and other lovely construction noises outside your hotel window at 7.30am.

Take it as a sign to get back on it

Good call, I'm now at the MCG sitting under a tree downing a Balter XPA.
Great setup here, band playing, sheepdog demonstrations and lots of bars/food trucks.

[mots02]

My day just got summed up perfectly.

Had my mask hanging over an ear, somehow dislodged straight into the piss trough.

I now have no mask.

I never pictured you as the fussy type

[Pseudo]

Discovering the hard way that there is a nest full of paper wasps in the garden.

Ouch.

[Dutchy]

Discovering the hard way that there is a nest full of paper wasps in the garden.

Ouch.

Same about 2 weeks ago, got bitten on the arm in the front yard, found a nest in a tree last week - google says if you leave them alone they will leave you alone, I must have done something wrong

[Psyber]

Discovering the hard way that there is a nest full of paper wasps in the garden.

Ouch.

Same about 2 weeks ago, got bitten on the arm in the front yard, found a nest in a tree last week - google says if you leave them alone they will leave you alone, I must have done something wrong

Accidentally entered the zone they see as there exclusive home territory??

[Pseudo]

Discovering the hard way that there is a nest full of paper wasps in the garden.

Ouch.

Same about 2 weeks ago, got bitten on the arm in the front yard, found a nest in a tree last week - google says if you leave them alone they will leave you alone, I must have done something wrong

I've since sprayed the bastards with wasp killer. Got a feeling they'll be leaving me alone now.

[The Dark Knight]

Sideline warriors at my club(s), guys that don't have the courage and/or ability to get out onto the field to play footy or cricket and give it a crack at any level but love sitting on the sidelines and just flat out abuse the opposition, they seem to think they are comedians.

On Saturday we played Tea Tree Gully in three trial matches. In my trial match in the B grade a TTG player had a shot on goal after the final siren. As he lined up two losers involved with my club were abusing him. He proceeded to kick the goal and then quite rightfully absolutely gave it back to them as did a couple of his team mates that were nearby, I found it quite funny and had no issues with them doing that, the two guys deserved it.

After my game I then went back to our club where our B grade cricket team were playing their Semi final against Sheidow Park. Again there were a couple of sideline warriors a part my club abusing a Sheidow player as he fielded a ball on the boundary.

I've always been very vocal on the field and I love on field banter, having a laugh and getting stuck into the opposition when they make a mistake and celebrating our successes but these spineless knobs that consistently abuse the opposition from the boundary is just such a bad look for my club and it's embarrassing.

[DOC]

Very well said TDK.

The toughest blokes at every football match never have boots on.

[Booney]

Day 1.