Things that give you the sh1ts

[Lightning McQueen]

Tryna open your plastic bag in a fruit and veg store with a mask on.

x 1000000000000000000000

Made worse when you stick your finger up you mask to lick your finger and your mask strap snaps and causes your sunnies to fling off from your head, it's good for everyone else in the shop at the time though.

[Lightning McQueen]

When drunk LM tells a drunk friend that he'll accompany her to her works Christmas show thinking drunk friend will forget or not bother following it up.

Sober LM is now busy tomorrow night, I'm sure the feed will be great though, I just don't want to be out all night and feeling crap Sunday.

I intended on going hiking Sunday morning nice and early.

[mots02]

When drunk LM tells a drunk friend that he'll accompany her to her works Christmas show thinking drunk friend will forget or not bother following it up.

Sober LM is now busy tomorrow night, I'm sure the feed will be great though, I just don't want to be out all night and feeling crap Sunday.

I intended on going hiking Sunday morning nice and early.

Drunk LM doesn't like the attitude of sober LM.

Can't let the ladies down big fella, i know you'll step up and give the crowd what it wants.

[Lightning McQueen]

When drunk LM tells a drunk friend that he'll accompany her to her works Christmas show thinking drunk friend will forget or not bother following it up.

Sober LM is now busy tomorrow night, I'm sure the feed will be great though, I just don't want to be out all night and feeling crap Sunday.

I intended on going hiking Sunday morning nice and early.

Drunk LM doesn't like the attitude of sober LM.

Can't let the ladies down big fella, i know you'll step up and give the crowd what it wants.

That's what SLM is afraid of, he'll be at the pub all afternoon loosening the chords.

[Dutchy]

When drunk LM tells a drunk friend that he'll accompany her to her works Christmas show thinking drunk friend will forget or not bother following it up.

Sober LM is now busy tomorrow night, I'm sure the feed will be great though, I just don't want to be out all night and feeling crap Sunday.

I intended on going hiking Sunday morning nice and early.

No reason you can't do it all, just don't call the uber at 2am

[Spargo]

When drunk LM tells a drunk friend that he'll accompany her to her works Christmas show thinking drunk friend will forget or not bother following it up.

Sober LM is now busy tomorrow night, I'm sure the feed will be great though, I just don't want to be out all night and feeling crap Sunday.

I intended on going hiking Sunday morning nice and early.

Get a bit of mountain work done the night before as a warm up…

[Lightning McQueen]

When drunk LM tells a drunk friend that he'll accompany her to her works Christmas show thinking drunk friend will forget or not bother following it up.

Sober LM is now busy tomorrow night, I'm sure the feed will be great though, I just don't want to be out all night and feeling crap Sunday.

I intended on going hiking Sunday morning nice and early.

No reason you can't do it all, just don't call the uber at 2am

Yeah, encouraging signs, daughter said she'll come to town to pick me up if it isn't too late, I only know one person there atm so I can't see myself kicking on, they are famous last words though.

[Lightning McQueen]

Get a bit of mountain work done the night before as a warm up…

Na mate, it's just a friend and I'd prefer to keep it that way, my life is messy enough as it is.

[tipper]

Get a bit of mountain work done the night before as a warm up…

Na mate, it's just a friend and I'd prefer to keep it that way, my life is messy enough as it is.

What was that about famous last words??

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[mots02]

Get a bit of mountain work done the night before as a warm up…

Na mate, it's just a friend and I'd prefer to keep it that way, my life is messy enough as it is.

Thats SLM talk....

[Booney]

When drunk LM tells a drunk friend that he'll accompany her to her works Christmas show thinking drunk friend will forget or not bother following it up.

Sober LM is now busy tomorrow night, I'm sure the feed will be great though, I just don't want to be out all night and feeling crap Sunday.

I intended on going hiking Sunday morning nice and early.

No reason you can't do it all, just don't call the uber at 2am

Yeah, encouraging signs, daughter said she'll come to town to pick me up if it isn't too late, I only know one person there atm so I can't see myself kicking on, they are famous last words though.

What time you meeting @carey at the Woolshed?

[Lightning McQueen]

What time you meeting @carey at the Woolshed?

If that occurs I'll be hating myself.

[mots02]

What time you meeting @carey at the Woolshed?

If that occurs I'll be hating myself.

[Lightning McQueen]

What time you meeting @carey at the Woolshed?

If that occurs I'll be hating myself.

[Footy Chick]

Having all this stuff planned to do on my last day of holidays, only to fall asleep on the lounge after lunch and waking up at 4pm.

[Spargo]

Having all this stuff planned to do on my last day of holidays, only to fall asleep on the lounge after lunch and waking up at 4pm.

Good planning

[Lightning McQueen]

Get a bit of mountain work done the night before as a warm up…

Na mate, it's just a friend and I'd prefer to keep it that way, my life is messy enough as it is.

Thats SLM talk....

Disastrous outcome, managed to severely piss two women off while just being a "good bloke".

It wasn't all bad though, I was meant to be going out for lunch and a trip to Port Noarlunga yesterday but got told to shove it up my arse so I saved some dollars there, took the cray out of my freezer and grabbed a 6 pack instead, I also managed tot turn the $43 I had in my tab account into $190, done some gardening and had a thorough house clean.

[Jimmy_041]

Get a bit of mountain work done the night before as a warm up…

Na mate, it's just a friend and I'd prefer to keep it that way, my life is messy enough as it is.

Thats SLM talk....

Disastrous outcome, managed to severely piss two women off while just being a "good bloke".

It wasn't all bad though, I was meant to be going out for lunch and a trip to Port Noarlunga yesterday but got told to shove it up my arse so I saved some dollars there, took the cray out of my freezer and grabbed a 6 pack instead, I also managed tot turn the $43 I had in my tab account into $190, done some gardening and had a thorough house clean.

Successful day but I note no mention of "woke up alone"

[Lightning McQueen]

Successful day but I note no mention of "woke up alone"

Certainly did mate, by choice.

The time limit that I set myself as I was heading into town was approaching so I turned my phone off and did the Harold Holt.

I heard all about in in the morning to which I replied "No worries, tootlepop!!"

[Booney]

Disastrous outcome, managed to severely piss two women off while just being a "good bloke".

It wasn't all bad though, I was meant to be going out for lunch and a trip to Port Noarlunga yesterday but got told to shove it up my arse so I saved some dollars there, took the cray out of my freezer and grabbed a 6 pack instead, I also managed tot turn the $43 I had in my tab account into $190, done some gardening and had a thorough house clean.

Successful day but I note no mention of "woke up alone"

He's no Psyber mate.