am Bays wrote:Lightning McQueen wrote:Corona Man wrote:Clearly she wants you mate… send her a dick pic…apparently that’s how you chat birds up now..
She's only human.
There would be less than no chance of that, every time we go to a function she opens up with "Can you please get the first round, I need to rush to the ladies, I'll have a French Champagne thanks".
I can only ever recall her using her card once and that's because I pretty much made her after sinking down a shitload of various Big Shed beers.
I'd do one of two things:
1. I'd get her a red tin, and say "I know you said French champagne but I'd thought I'd get you something better"
or get her a glass of Carrington brut and tell her "Carrington is French for Champagne..."
Not worth putting up with the whining for the remainder of the night, I just make myself scarce at the first opportunity and move my table card to a place where I'll most enjoy the evening before everyone arrives to check theirs.