Things that make you laugh

[Lightning McQueen]

My daily schedule is -

7.30am - Latte from the office machine
9am - 12oz coffee van latte
Midday 750ml Dare
4pm - Latte from the office machine
5.30 - 750ml Dare on the way home

Water at home

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So you moonlight as a spray painter?

[amber_fluid]

My daily schedule is -

7.30am - Latte from the office machine
9am - 12oz coffee van latte
Midday 750ml Dare
4pm - Latte from the office machine
5.30 - 750ml Dare on the way home

Water at home

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So you moonlight as a spray painter?

I need a shit just reading it.

[Lightning McQueen]

While on the coffee subject, our coffee machine does a self service every 36 hours, the coffee machine boss lady comes in to work around 7:45 and manually services the machine which pisses people off no end as they have to wait 15 minutes, she loves it, especially as she only drinks tea.

Some mornings as I see her coming I go up and tell her that I have already given it a service at 6:30, as I walk away I hear her press the button to start another.

There's one area where all 4 of them come down to the main office to grab a 2pm Friday afternoon coffee, now that she has worked that out she commences it's service at around 1:55pm.

We get along well.

[Dirty dog]

My daily schedule is -

7.30am - Latte from the office machine
9am - 12oz coffee van latte
Midday 750ml Dare
4pm - Latte from the office machine
5.30 - 750ml Dare on the way home

Water at home

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So you moonlight as a spray painter?

I need a shit just reading it.

Our truck driver brings 4 Farmers Union iced coffee everyday to work. Breakfast, morning lunch, lunch and afternoon lunch right there. Oh and a packet of darts as well. Never seen him eat

[Dutchy]

Scroll to 2min 50 sec of this - https://www.dartfish.tv/Player?CR=p1465 ... 13m6234443

Seen some weird footy grounds in my time, Birdwood would have to be in the top 3

[Lightning McQueen]

Scroll to 2min 50 sec of this - https://www.dartfish.tv/Player?CR=p1465 ... 13m6234443

Seen some weird footy grounds in my time, Birdwood would have to be in the top 3

What is weird about it, how uneven it is?

[Lightning McQueen]

Our truck driver brings 4 Farmers Union iced coffee everyday to work. Breakfast, morning lunch, lunch and afternoon lunch right there. Oh and a packet of darts as well. Never seen him eat

Is he fat? I know when I was at my heaviest was when I was having at least one FUIC each day.

[Dirty dog]

Our truck driver brings 4 Farmers Union iced coffee everyday to work. Breakfast, morning lunch, lunch and afternoon lunch right there. Oh and a packet of darts as well. Never seen him eat

Is he fat? I know when I was at my heaviest was when I was having at least one FUIC each day.

He’s a bush pig

[JK]

Our truck driver brings 4 Farmers Union iced coffee everyday to work. Breakfast, morning lunch, lunch and afternoon lunch right there. Oh and a packet of darts as well. Never seen him eat

Is he fat? I know when I was at my heaviest was when I was having at least one FUIC each day.

One of my best mates who'd started blowing out on the scales trimmed back pretty quickly just by reducing his FUIC intake

[Brodlach]

Friend of our drives a truck to and from Perth, he has a fridge stocked with 50 litres of FUIC every trip.

Skinny as a rake.

[JK]

Friend of our drives a truck to and from Perth, he has a fridge stocked with 50 litres of FUIC every trip.

Skinny as a rake.

Meff

[Dutchy]

Scroll to 2min 50 sec of this - https://www.dartfish.tv/Player?CR=p1465 ... 13m6234443

Seen some weird footy grounds in my time, Birdwood would have to be in the top 3

What is weird about it, how uneven it is?

Shaped like a pringle, not sure how the drainage works when it pisses down all week in the middle of winter

[Lightning McQueen]

Shaped like a pringle, not sure how the drainage works when it pisses down all week in the middle of winter

Cool description, Gumeracha is just as bad for memory, last time I played there the ball went racing down the hill behind the goals at one end. Hamley Bridge is weirdly shaped, as an umpire you try to stay on the club side as much as possible as it is much higher ground, it seems like somewhat of a velodrome.

[Lightning McQueen]

Ammo tipping leaderboards updated
Ammo round 6 tips in:
Supercoach wrap up sorted:
Put in for extra leave starting tomorrow:

[Keefy]

Scroll to 2min 50 sec of this - https://www.dartfish.tv/Player?CR=p1465 ... 13m6234443

Seen some weird footy grounds in my time, Birdwood would have to be in the top 3

What is weird about it, how uneven it is?

Shaped like a pringle, not sure how the drainage works when it pisses down all week in the middle of winter

It doesn't

It's an absolute bog

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[Booney]

A Bert Newton :

When you lose one leg of a multi

[gazzamagoo]

A Bert Newton :

When you lose one leg of a multi

I'd call it a Grenville!

[Dutchy]

[mighty_tiger_79]

Got an old eurovision on for the classic commentary of Terry Wogan.

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[Spargo]

Mate of mine is looking at investing in a Sydney pub as a silent shareholder. He was at said pub on the weekend having a drink with the owners. The round between them was $37.90. It was my mate’s buy, he gave the barman $40 & said “that’s fine thanks, mate”. The barman gave him the $2.10 change and snapped back “don’t insult me”.
Apparently is was his third and now final shift.