Things that make you laugh

[Psyber]

Bloke (probably mid 70’s) shuffles out of a “massage” parlour on Melbourne St not long ago. Couple of young tradies are walking past, “How’d ya go?” one of them asks. Ol’ mate looks up with a grin from ear to ear, nodding vigorously & gives the 2 thumbs up
Just gold.

not our man of the world Psyber??

How dare you!
Women lineup and pay Psyber.............

Not any more. When I got married again in November 2019 my new wife put a stop to that!

[Dutchy]

Nomination for SA's best golf course in The Advertiser

North Haven Golf Course
North Haven

Nominated by Brad Gill

Surely up there for its pristine fairways, true playing greens and breathtaking views of a railway line and container terminal?

[Dutchy]

[Booney]

Nomination for SA's best golf course in The Advertiser

North Haven Golf Course
North Haven

Nominated by Brad Gill

Surely up there for its pristine fairways, true playing greens and breathtaking views of a railway line and container terminal?

Onya Brad!

[Lightning McQueen]

When doley's post TGIF or Hooray for the Weekend memes on Facebook.

Another one is those whinging about being broke but didn't mind showing us all their new full sleeve tatt a couple of weeks ago to go with their other 47.

[whufc]

When doley's post TGIF or Hooray for the Weekend memes on Facebook.

Another one is those whinging about being broke but didn't mind showing us all their new full sleeve tatt a couple of weeks ago to go with their other 47.

Yeah I had a 'mate' whose on the dole brag about how he tried to scam $700 out of the Covid relief packages, was carrying on that he had to wait 2 hours on the phone to get it sorted. Along the lines of if they want their money back they should answer quicker.

WADH!!!

As I get older I start to use the term mate a lot less regularly.

[Lightning McQueen]

When doley's post TGIF or Hooray for the Weekend memes on Facebook.

Another one is those whinging about being broke but didn't mind showing us all their new full sleeve tatt a couple of weeks ago to go with their other 47.

Yeah I had a 'mate' whose on the dole brag about how he tried to scam $700 out of the Covid relief packages, was carrying on that he had to wait 2 hours on the phone to get it sorted. Along the lines of if they want their money back they should answer quicker.

WADH!!!

As I get older I start to use the term mate a lot less regularly.

It's even better when they get owned, a chick I know was ripping into her team mates as she had moved to the other side of town and no one was willing to go pick her up for cricket, another chick said "Why don't you stop getting tattoo's and get a car and licence instead?"

All hell broke loose but it must've worked, she now drives herself around.

All bullshit aside, no one would pick her up because she obviously didn't have shares in Impulse, it got to the point that I'd keep a can in my glove box and politely suggest she uses some.

[The Bedge]

All bullshit aside, no one would pick her up because she obviously didn't have shares in Impulse, it got to the point that I'd keep a can in my glove box and politely suggest she uses some.

I've learned over the years, sometimes people have genuinely no idea they have BO - I guess they don't notice the smell because they become immune - but if you do politely inform them, then generally they'll make an effort.

[Bum Crack]

All bullshit aside, no one would pick her up because she obviously didn't have shares in Impulse, it got to the point that I'd keep a can in my glove box and politely suggest she uses some.

I've learned over the years, sometimes people have genuinely no idea they have BO - I guess they don't notice the smell because they become immune - but if you do politely inform them, then generally they'll make an effort.

Yeah I've found the "go have a shower you stinky ****" talk often does the trick.

[Lightning McQueen]

All bullshit aside, no one would pick her up because she obviously didn't have shares in Impulse, it got to the point that I'd keep a can in my glove box and politely suggest she uses some.

I've learned over the years, sometimes people have genuinely no idea they have BO - I guess they don't notice the smell because they become immune - but if you do politely inform them, then generally they'll make an effort.

Yeah I've found the "go have a shower you stinky ****" talk often does the trick.

[Lightning McQueen]

All bullshit aside, no one would pick her up because she obviously didn't have shares in Impulse, it got to the point that I'd keep a can in my glove box and politely suggest she uses some.

I've learned over the years, sometimes people have genuinely no idea they have BO - I guess they don't notice the smell because they become immune - but if you do politely inform them, then generally they'll make an effort.

Yeah I've found the "go have a shower you stinky ****" talk often does the trick.

"Hey Woman, can I smell your snatch?"
"No, you filthy pig"
"Oh, must be your feet then".

[Spargo]

All bullshit aside, no one would pick her up because she obviously didn't have shares in Impulse, it got to the point that I'd keep a can in my glove box and politely suggest she uses some.

I've learned over the years, sometimes people have genuinely no idea they have BO - I guess they don't notice the smell because they become immune - but if you do politely inform them, then generally they'll make an effort.

Yeah I've found the "go have a shower you stinky ****" talk often does the trick.

"Hey Woman, can I smell your snatch?"
"No, you filthy pig"
"Oh, must be your feet then".

You cleaned that up a tad...

[Lightning McQueen]

You cleaned that up a tad...

Yeah, works far more effectively live.

[am Bays]

Alice Springs QANTAS club

12:00:01 pm, woman goes to the attendant, “Any chance you can unlock the [alcohol] fridge?”

Only in Alice Springs....

[DOC]

BREAKING: SA Government to release V8 Supercars commemorative numberplates

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[Bum Crack]

That kid copping the Falcon Sunday night at Adelaide Oval. I will probably go to hell for it but I have watched it 100 times and laugh each time.

[The Dark Knight]

That kid copping the Falcon Sunday night at Adelaide Oval. I will probably go to hell for it but I have watched it 100 times and laugh each time.

The video has gone viral!

[Spargo]

That kid copping the Falcon Sunday night at Adelaide Oval. I will probably go to hell for it but I have watched it 100 times and laugh each time.

I’m tipping your fate was sealed long before this...

[gazzamagoo]

Alice Springs QANTAS club

12:00:01 pm, woman goes to the attendant, “Any chance you can unlock the [alcohol] fridge?”

Only in Alice Springs....

well, it IS midday!

[The Bedge]

Kids.. me to the eldest..

Me: Just got an email that a parcel arrived? Can you confirm?
Kid: Yep it's here
Me: Ok, what's in it?
Kid - sends photo of parcel