Things that make you laugh

[Footy Chick]

Woman walking a large Labrador, scurrying across Greenhill Rosd this morning as there was oncoming traffic the dog decided that the middle lane was a great spot to have a crap with cars coming. She pulled and pulled but the dog wouldn’t move

Well, when you gotta go, you gotta go

[Booney]

We left Morgan last Thursday at around 11:30am, we motored for about 3 hours so got about 15-16km's up stream.

We parked around 2:30, got on the beers and while sitting on the back swim deck off to our left, coming down stream is a bloke on a stand up paddle board. On the front of the board is a big backpacker type backpack, a swag, a small esky and a foam box, like the white ones you get from the fish mongers. None of it is wrapped up in plastic, it's just sitting on the stand up paddle board.

His name is Bobby. Bobby is from the UK, he's in shorts, shirt, floppy hat and I hold out an icy cold Pale can for him to come and grab. He's most thankful for it. He sits with us and has a chat about his adventures. He and a mate ( wait for it ) started in Echuca (!) 10 weeks ago, his mate went home 4 weeks into it, couldn't handle it, Bobby kicked on. He's heading to the mouth. What a story to tell one day!

[Lightning McQueen]

Did Bobby thumb a diesel down?

[Spargo]

Mate’s brother (Mick) was on a second date last night with a girl he’d been chasing a while. First date went really well, really really well.
Last night the topic of favourite music/bands was asked. Mick shares my genuine distaste for anything Coldplay. His exact words were “I’ll listen to anything, and I mean anything except those blokes impostering musicians from Coldplay”. Mick wasn’t to know his date idolised them, as in had seen them over 20 times around the world. She burst into tears & left him high & dry half way through their second drink.
He said he got no less than 30 text messages from her afterwards ranging from sad to downright vicious. Her final one (at around 3am this morning ) suggested he seek professional help as no one sane could hate Coldplay.

[Bum Crack]

Mate’s brother (Mick) was on a second date last night with a girl he’d been chasing a while. First date went really well, really really well.
Last night the topic of favourite music/bands was asked. Mick shares my genuine distaste for anything Coldplay. His exact words were “I’ll listen to anything, and I mean anything except those blokes impostering musicians from Coldplay”. Mick wasn’t to know his date idolised them, as in had seen them over 20 times around the world. She burst into tears & left him high & dry half way through their second drink.
He said he got no less than 30 text messages from her afterwards ranging from sad to downright vicious. Her final one (at around 3am this morning ) suggested he seek professional help as no one sane could hate Coldplay.

Good to see I am not the only person on this earth who absolutely despises that band more than any other.

[whufc]

Mate’s brother (Mick) was on a second date last night with a girl he’d been chasing a while. First date went really well, really really well.
Last night the topic of favourite music/bands was asked. Mick shares my genuine distaste for anything Coldplay. His exact words were “I’ll listen to anything, and I mean anything except those blokes impostering musicians from Coldplay”. Mick wasn’t to know his date idolised them, as in had seen them over 20 times around the world. She burst into tears & left him high & dry half way through their second drink.
He said he got no less than 30 text messages from her afterwards ranging from sad to downright vicious. Her final one (at around 3am this morning ) suggested he seek professional help as no one sane could hate Coldplay.

How attractive was she???

With the right looks I could easily pretend to like any band including the rolling stones. :

[Spargo]

Mate’s brother (Mick) was on a second date last night with a girl he’d been chasing a while. First date went really well, really really well.
Last night the topic of favourite music/bands was asked. Mick shares my genuine distaste for anything Coldplay. His exact words were “I’ll listen to anything, and I mean anything except those blokes impostering musicians from Coldplay”. Mick wasn’t to know his date idolised them, as in had seen them over 20 times around the world. She burst into tears & left him high & dry half way through their second drink.
He said he got no less than 30 text messages from her afterwards ranging from sad to downright vicious. Her final one (at around 3am this morning ) suggested he seek professional help as no one sane could hate Coldplay.

How attractive was she???

With the right looks I could easily pretend to like any band including the rolling stones. :

Sounds like she was pretty hot, just a nut case.
Mick told his brother “I’m glad I got a shot away the first night”

[Booney]

Mate’s brother (Mick) was on a second date last night with a girl he’d been chasing a while. First date went really well, really really well.
Last night the topic of favourite music/bands was asked. Mick shares my genuine distaste for anything Coldplay. His exact words were “I’ll listen to anything, and I mean anything except those blokes impostering musicians from Coldplay”. Mick wasn’t to know his date idolised them, as in had seen them over 20 times around the world. She burst into tears & left him high & dry half way through their second drink.
He said he got no less than 30 text messages from her afterwards ranging from sad to downright vicious. Her final one (at around 3am this morning ) suggested he seek professional help as no one sane could hate Coldplay.

Good to see I am not the only person on this earth who absolutely despises that band more than any other.

Yep, boil my piss.

[Lightning McQueen]

Mate’s brother (Mick) was on a second date last night with a girl he’d been chasing a while. First date went really well, really really well.
Last night the topic of favourite music/bands was asked. Mick shares my genuine distaste for anything Coldplay. His exact words were “I’ll listen to anything, and I mean anything except those blokes impostering musicians from Coldplay”. Mick wasn’t to know his date idolised them, as in had seen them over 20 times around the world. She burst into tears & left him high & dry half way through their second drink.
He said he got no less than 30 text messages from her afterwards ranging from sad to downright vicious. Her final one (at around 3am this morning ) suggested he seek professional help as no one sane could hate Coldplay.

How attractive was she???

With the right looks I could easily pretend to like any band including the rolling stones. :

Pardon?

[heater31]

Unfortunately I'm with Mick on this one.....Coldplay are well.....cold! Never understood the hype.

[MW]

Mate’s brother (Mick) was on a second date last night with a girl he’d been chasing a while. First date went really well, really really well.
Last night the topic of favourite music/bands was asked. Mick shares my genuine distaste for anything Coldplay. His exact words were “I’ll listen to anything, and I mean anything except those blokes impostering musicians from Coldplay”. Mick wasn’t to know his date idolised them, as in had seen them over 20 times around the world. She burst into tears & left him high & dry half way through their second drink.
He said he got no less than 30 text messages from her afterwards ranging from sad to downright vicious. Her final one (at around 3am this morning ) suggested he seek professional help as no one sane could hate Coldplay.

Good to see I am not the only person on this earth who absolutely despises that band more than any other.

Yep, boil my piss.

Add U2 to the list. Most overrated band ever.

[Lightning McQueen]

Add U2 to the list. Most overrated band ever.

Ouch, they have some mundane sort of stuff but have some absolute classics too though.

I guess I'll put my shield up in preparation for the barrage but I can't like the Midnight Oils.

[cracka]

Unfortunately I'm with Mick on this one.....Coldplay are well.....cold! Never understood the hype.

Them & Oasis

[whufc]

Mate’s brother (Mick) was on a second date last night with a girl he’d been chasing a while. First date went really well, really really well.
Last night the topic of favourite music/bands was asked. Mick shares my genuine distaste for anything Coldplay. His exact words were “I’ll listen to anything, and I mean anything except those blokes impostering musicians from Coldplay”. Mick wasn’t to know his date idolised them, as in had seen them over 20 times around the world. She burst into tears & left him high & dry half way through their second drink.
He said he got no less than 30 text messages from her afterwards ranging from sad to downright vicious. Her final one (at around 3am this morning ) suggested he seek professional help as no one sane could hate Coldplay.

How attractive was she???

With the right looks I could easily pretend to like any band including the rolling stones. :

Pardon?

Something in my brain has missed the whole 'rolling stones' thing.

I simply don't get it.....

[Lightning McQueen]

Something in my brain has missed the whole 'rolling stones' thing.

I simply don't get it.....

Satisfaction?

[Footy Chick]

that's understandable, given that you weren't a teenage girl in the 60s/70s.

[Dutchy]

Never really understood people disliking certain music/artists, just listen to music you like?

[whufc]

Never really understood people disliking certain music/artists, just listen to music you like?

Having an East Londoner for a father it was almost impossible to avoid as a child in the 80's. My siblings loved it, all the family friends loved it but I just didn't get it hey...… use to hate when the Clash, the Who, Pink Floyd, Supertramp, Stone Roses came off and the stones came on.

[Lightning McQueen]

Never really understood people disliking certain music/artists, just listen to music you like?

Sometimes we have no choice, the wife used to vandalize my ears with Sia and Lady Gaga on repeatedly, I fought through it for the first 6-12 months until one day I gave my honest evaluation of her taste in music, she could play the same song 5 times in a row, it would make my ears bleed.

[Booney]

Never really understood people disliking certain music/artists, just listen to music you like?

I don't listen to Coldplay, Taylor Swift, Oasis, etc etc but I hear them and if I do I don't like it.