Things that make you laugh

[Spargo]

Someone at work does x-lotto syndicates for the mega draws, she does a heap of other syndicates too, even still for a place she worked at 20 years ago.

Anyway, she never sends out the numbers so people can check themselves, I usually can't help myself but to reply to all asking for the numbers or saying it out loud for everyone to hear, she goes nuts every time I suggest such an honest way of doing it.

You’re kidding? People hand over their money to this woman & don’t get a copy of the syndicate ticket?

[Lightning McQueen]

Someone at work does x-lotto syndicates for the mega draws, she does a heap of other syndicates too, even still for a place she worked at 20 years ago.

Anyway, she never sends out the numbers so people can check themselves, I usually can't help myself but to reply to all asking for the numbers or saying it out loud for everyone to hear, she goes nuts every time I suggest such an honest way of doing it.

You’re kidding? People hand over their money to this woman & don’t get a copy of the syndicate ticket?

Yep, everyone sniggers but I'm the only one that asks for a copy of the numbers and she loses her shit about trust etc.

I'm about to do the same when we have a few more here.

[Spargo]

Someone at work does x-lotto syndicates for the mega draws, she does a heap of other syndicates too, even still for a place she worked at 20 years ago.

Anyway, she never sends out the numbers so people can check themselves, I usually can't help myself but to reply to all asking for the numbers or saying it out loud for everyone to hear, she goes nuts every time I suggest such an honest way of doing it.

You’re kidding? People hand over their money to this woman & don’t get a copy of the syndicate ticket?

Yep, everyone sniggers but I'm the only one that asks for a copy of the numbers and she loses her shit about trust etc.

I'm about to do the same when we have a few more here.

Staggering.

[Brodlach]

I wouldn’t “invest” if I didn’t get a copy of the numbers

[Lightning McQueen]

I wouldn’t “invest” if I didn’t get a copy of the numbers

I know, it's insane how many do each time, plus all the other syndicates, I'm sure there's some skimming off the top going on.

Everyone whinges to me about it but I'm the only one that ever suggests that she attach a copy of the numbers, everyone enjoys hearing her go off when I do, then again after I've gone home.

[Lightning McQueen]

Just went out for 3 open inspections in the last hour, some people just have no shame.

House 1, must've just ducked out, had his phone still charging and just closed the lid on his laptop while there was a distinct smell of durry on the balcony.

House 2, we were advised to mind the mess, no shit, there was little laneways to walk through there was so much junk stacked up, you couldn't even enter one room, this wasn't moving related, this dude is a serious hoarder.

House 3, Door left open, agent calling out to the occupant for a couple of minutes, nowhere to be seen but f*** me, what a mess, dirty dacks on the lounge floor as well as the main room with shit from arsehole to breakfast. Not one bit of toilet paper on a roll in any of the toilets, the basins looked like they belong in Fremont Park, this house wouldn't be more than 5 years old.

[mighty_tiger_79]

Thinking of running a footy syndicate.
$49.95 per month.
Direct debit or through patreon.
Can't use paypal cos when people complain they refund. It just gets messy.

Payments to be made the 1st of the month. Minimum 12 month sub.
Records and results to be manipulated at end of the 12 months for transparency.




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[Spargo]

Wife working from home and has enforced the heat policy for our “outside” dog...

[Spargo]

Hmmm...

[Lightning McQueen]

Hmmm...

Looking for some pussy on the net?

[mighty_tiger_79]

Hmmm...

Having a bet?

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[Lightning McQueen]

Hmmm...

Having a bet?

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I wonder if dogs have a bet on the humans?

[Booney]

Wife working from home and has enforced the heat policy for our “outside” dog...

I hope his name is Prince, as in the dog formerly known as "outside dog".

[Brodlach]

Great looking dog.

[Booney]

Great looking dog.

Digs well.

[Spargo]

Great looking dog.

Digs well.

Hadn’t dug for near on 3 months... until Tuesday.
He wasn’t far off striking oil.

[Footy Chick]

Wife working from home and has enforced the heat policy for our “outside” dog...

Poor pupper

[Spargo]

Wife working from home and has enforced the heat policy for our “outside” dog...

Poor pupper

Nah, he’s alright. He’ll stay inside all day now.

[amber_fluid]

Wife working from home and has enforced the heat policy for our “outside” dog...

Poor pupper

Nah, he’s alright. He’ll stay inside all day now.

He’s probably up on the bed sleeping on your side already.

[MW]

I have a 36kg Dalmatian that does this every night. He starts off on his own bed and then during the night somehow while we are sleeping work his way under the covers and at our feet.