Things that give you the sh1ts

[Booney]

I went in, did the details, spinning wheel of death so closed it down.

Back in, re-entered details and bingo, voucher successful.

[RustyCage]

Postponement/cancellation of the Australian F1 Grand Prix

[Trader]

I went in, did the details, spinning wheel of death so closed it down.

Back in, re-entered details and bingo, voucher successful.

Hmm, perhaps going again is the way to go.

Edit: Just tried, campaign now closed.

Looks like I might have missed out.

[mighty_tiger_79]

Vouchers all gone

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[mighty_tiger_79]

I still got the spinning wheel...am i still a chance???

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[Booney]

Twitter ablaze with people complaining about the site crashing, obviously they're not the ones who have to buy the concert tickets for their group of friends!

[Trader]

Twitter ablaze with people complaining about the site crashing, obviously they're not the ones who have to buy the concert tickets for their group of friends!

Haha exactly.

Happy to miss this one if it means I retain a perfect record of getting footy tickets when I need them! haha

[Booney]

Twitter ablaze with people complaining about the site crashing, obviously they're not the ones who have to buy the concert tickets for their group of friends!

Haha exactly.

Happy to miss this one if it means I retain a perfect record of getting footy tickets when I need them! haha

If I had $1 for every time I've been on Ticketek with a wheel spinning and $1000+ in the cart.....

[Dutchy]

Mrs got one in the 1st tranche a month or so ago, we were supposed to stay at the Hilton when the lockdown occurred, changed it to Fringe time in late Feb.

She tried today but doesnt seem like she was successful either.

[locky801]

having my cross border pass between NSW and SA denied when going over there for work, can get there bit not back

[The Bedge]

having my cross border pass between NSW and SA denied when going over there for work, can get there bit not back

Catching criminals isn’t essential work

[Jim05]

having my cross border pass between NSW and SA denied when going over there for work, can get there bit not back

They have really tightened the exemption rules

[cracka]

The lack of coverage of the Dakar Rally. Toby Price right in the mix to win his 3rd overall.

[Brodlach]

The lack of coverage of the Dakar Rally. Toby Price right in the mix to win his 3rd overall.

SBS has a highlight show 5:30 each day (just in case you didn’t know)

[locky801]

having my cross border pass between NSW and SA denied when going over there for work, can get there bit not back

They have really tightened the exemption rules

tell me about it

[Booney]

Put my car through the f*cking car wash this morning, didn't I?

[HH3]

Put my car through the f*cking car wash this morning, didn't I?

I did mine last night....

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[Jimmy_041]

Ordering a Pizza in 2022

CALLER:
Is this Pizza Hut?
GOOGLE:
No sir, it's Google Pizza.
CALLER:
I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry.
GOOGLE:
No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month.
CALLER:
OK. I would like to order a pizza.
GOOGLE:
Do you want your usual, sir?
CALLER:
My usual? You know me?
GOOGLE:
According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and meatballs on a thick crust.
CALLER:
Super! That’s what I’ll have.
GOOGLE:
May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta, arugula, sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat gluten-free thin crust?
CALLER:
What? I don’t want a vegetarian pizza!
GOOGLE:
Your cholesterol is not good, sir.
CALLER:
How the hell do you know that?
GOOGLE:
Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.
CALLER:
Okay, but I do not want your rotten vegetarian pizza! I already take medication for my cholesterol.
GOOGLE:
Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you purchased only a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once at Lloyds Pharmacy, 4 months ago.
CALLER:
I bought more from another Pharmacy.
GOOGLE:
That doesn’t show on your credit card statement.
CALLER:
I paid in cash.
GOOGLE:
But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement.
CALLER:
I have other sources of cash.
GOOGLE:
That doesn’t show on your latest tax returns, unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law!
CALLER:
WHAT THE HELL!
GOOGLE:
I'm sorry sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you.
CALLER:
Enough already! I'm sick to death of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp and all the others. I'm going to an island without the internet, TV, where there is no phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me.
GOOGLE:
I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport first. It expired 6 weeks ago...


Welcome to the future

[Wedgie]

First four customers in the front bar today, grandpa, mum and 2 screaming 3 year olds climbing all over the pool table.
Kill me please.

[JK]

I know Im an old bastard, but anytime I hear the term "influencer" I f***ing cringe and stop reading/watching whatever form of media it is they're being mentioned on.

HTF some young chick/dude already with a face full of Botox gets such a large following has got me buggered.

Rant over.