Things that make you laugh

[Booney]

AA Meat Tray Friday, favourite song lyrics.

Maureen from Point Pass with a Willy Nelson line "I went to be at 2 with a 10 and woke up at 10 with a 2".

[Wedgie]

Just had an Asian uber driver paying out my Aussie accent!
I told him he was racist.

[Dutchy]

My lad being nominated to attend a Port Power Leadership program

[The Bedge]

My lad being nominated to attend a Port Power Leadership program

What’s funny about that? Do you not think he’s got leadership potential?

[Booney]

My lad being nominated to attend a Port Power Leadership program

What’s funny about that? Do you not think he’s got leadership potential?

Blind hatred.

[Spargo]

My lad being nominated to attend a Port Power Leadership program

What’s funny about that? Do you not think he’s got leadership potential?

Maybe as it’s a touch ironic...

[Booney]

My lad being nominated to attend a Port Power Leadership program

What’s funny about that? Do you not think he’s got leadership potential?

Maybe as it’s a touch ironic...

Go on.

[Dutchy]

Nah I am proud of him as only 8 from his school have been nominated, I just laughed at the irony and thought others on here may see that also.

From the briefing we got it covers some pretty heavy community issues, so certainly sounds like the club is running this to make a difference which I can only applaud them for.

[Lightning McQueen]

Listening to one of the girls in customer service talking to a customer because they are complaining that their flap gap is too big at the bottom of their box.

I love this industry at times.

[The Bedge]

What industry is this? The porno film industry?

[Lightning McQueen]

What industry is this? The porno film industry?

You'd think so after she got off of the phone, sometimes I shake my head over what I've just said but some of the women here make me look like a Saint.

[Lightning McQueen]

Our sales reps are having a meeting that will see them out til the end of the day, they all have the same kind of company car, they have all left their keys on their desks.

It's a pity I wont be here to see the confusion as they all go to leave this afternoon.

[PatowalongaPirate]

Our sales reps are having a meeting that will see them out til the end of the day, they all have the same kind of company car, they have all left their keys on their desks.

It's a pity I wont be here to see the confusion as they all go to leave this afternoon.

Everyone's keys put together eh....

[Lightning McQueen]

Our sales reps are having a meeting that will see them out til the end of the day, they all have the same kind of company car, they have all left their keys on their desks.

It's a pity I wont be here to see the confusion as they all go to leave this afternoon.

Everyone's keys put together eh....

Nope, just swapped the Subaru key over on each set of keyrings, they'll be walking to their cars pressing their buttons and opening each others, then trying to work out who's got who's keys.

[amber_fluid]

Our sales reps are having a meeting that will see them out til the end of the day, they all have the same kind of company car, they have all left their keys on their desks.

It's a pity I wont be here to see the confusion as they all go to leave this afternoon.

Everyone's keys put together eh....

Friday arvo keys in the bowl party!
Why you going home LM?

[Jimmy_041]

this place is always a source of amusement

[Lightning McQueen]

Friday arvo keys in the bowl party!
Why you going home LM?

I'll be 3 beers deep by the time they get out of their meeting.

[Lightning McQueen]

:shock: this place is always a source of amusement

Years back one Friday I moved one of the rep's car behind a stack of pallets in the corner of our yard.

Came in Monday to a massive inquiry, he had called the cops and reported it stolen, poor old Glenn the prankster had to be on his best behaviour for a while after that.

[The Bedge]

Friday arvo keys in the bowl party!
Why you going home LM?

I'll be 3 beers deep by the time they get out of their meeting.

Where you going? I popped into the Albion last Friday - $4.50 pints was a beauty! They had one of those spinning wheel things during happy hour.

[Spargo]

They had one of those spinning wheel things during happy hour.

I walked into the Lockleys a few years ago & they had one of these going. Like the chocolate wheel at the casino, free beer was only on there twice.
It was spun every 10 minutes in the hour. Some bloke in his 80’s spun “free beer” twice in a row, the place was going off for 20 minutes. When he spun it the third time, it came up 50c beers and everyone literally booed him