The Mexican wrote:Hotdogs wrote:The Dutchman wrote:Put the chardonnay back in the wine rack, close down the art galleries and craft markets...Brighton supporters are on their way to watch a game of footy!!! hooorrrayyyyy!!!
Make sure you leave your poodles at home, hold on to your handbags and lock your BMW's...and no caffe latte at Panther Park either...just Nescafe in foam cups!
When you look at the differences Morphies must be considered to be the home team!
I agree its an absolute disgrace....one i'm sure the SFL are spewing about.....(NOT)..........
And I won't be bringing the BMW down....its getting serviced.......i will instead have the Range Rover.......I won't have to take it off road down there will I ????
Nah you should be right Franky, just stick to the main arterials South road then onto beach road, then follow your nose from there and you'll be fine. My other suggestion to beat the hassle is to park your Range Rover in Colonnades car park across the road from the oval, i hear the security is exceptional down there... Pays to play things safe when heading down south...
Just Remember when you get to the roundabout near the servo you have to turn left, if you keep going straight you'll end up at the Porties FC. You know? The real home of the SFL Grand Finals, that's were the SFL thinks Satan lives, it's the den of drunken debauchery were no club can hope to play for the Flag lest all who attend be cast into hell . Turn left and head to that sterile excuse for a venue with atmosphere they call SAFC. Be warned though, don't expect to hear the sound of car horns as a goal is scored for your respective team. If you team finds themselves on the north eastern pocket they maybe forgive for thinking they are back in a pre season trial game as the absence of people would surely feel that way. The smell of the BBQ will only evoke fear for the supporter as they wonder if they can afford to by a steak sandwich and maybe later a pie and have money left over for a beer. And beer? Don’t even think about bringing an eski. It seams, that is the true pathway to hell.
Just bring you wallet and they will dispense all appropriate items of need fit for a supporter in this modern age of the SFL Finals.
It’s metropolitan football trying to be like the AFL.
I know SFL,….. how about you put a Male Medal night on and do it like a dinner like the AFL. But because you are not like the AFL why don’t you charge all invited guests for there dinner. Then hold it at the SAFC so they can make some more money of the SFL clubs. Yer…. way to go SFL. Why don’t you put it all in perspective. I’m a proud player in the SFL and what makes us who we are is the way we do or should I say did our thing in our own SFL way. Lets get back to some traditions.
Start with the GF.