Things that make you laugh

[Lightning McQueen]

Discussions in the workplace around x-lotto.

There's always a bit of a joke going on when we do a syndicate on how everyone will retire if we won, I get scoffed at when I tell them that I'll still come to work if we win, how much of a win is the cut off between paying everything off and living comfortably or actually quitting?

Anything under $2M would see me continue to work in my current job.

[whufc]

Discussions in the workplace around x-lotto.

There's always a bit of a joke going on when we do a syndicate on how everyone will retire if we won, I get scoffed at when I tell them that I'll still come to work if we win, how much of a win is the cut off between paying everything off and living comfortably or actually quitting?

Anything under $2M would see me continue to work in my current job.

Would continue working but would be on my terms, wouldn't give up a thing with the children to work unlike now where at times I have to make those choices.

[Booney]

Discussions in the workplace around x-lotto.

There's always a bit of a joke going on when we do a syndicate on how everyone will retire if we won, I get scoffed at when I tell them that I'll still come to work if we win, how much of a win is the cut off between paying everything off and living comfortably or actually quitting?

Anything under $2M would see me continue to work in my current job.

Agreed, $2m would change yours and your kids lives but you'll still be working.

[mighty_tiger_79]

Discussions in the workplace around x-lotto.

There's always a bit of a joke going on when we do a syndicate on how everyone will retire if we won, I get scoffed at when I tell them that I'll still come to work if we win, how much of a win is the cut off between paying everything off and living comfortably or actually quitting?

Anything under $2M would see me continue to work in my current job.

Agreed, $2m would change yours and your kids lives but you'll still be working.

I only need $1m

[Lightning McQueen]

Agreed, $2m would change yours and your kids lives but you'll still be working.

I only need $1m

To go with your other mil?

[Spargo]

Agreed, $2m would change yours and your kids lives but you'll still be working.

I only need $1m

To go with your other mil?

Loose change in the ashtray...

[Corona Man]

Earlier today I grabbed a coffee & a muffin down at the café near work, which is in beautiful Broadmeadows Melbourne. It's actually a decent café. While I was waiting for my order the radio was playing, and they had it a bit louder than usual, and on a "doof doof" station...... Anyway the song is playing and the lyric came on...."Put ya hands in the air, put ya ******* hands in the air"........ not the words you want to hear in Broady!

[Lightning McQueen]

Loose change in the ashtray...

I was waiting to use that line on you

[Lightning McQueen]

Earlier today I grabbed a coffee & a muffin down at the café near work, which is in beautiful Broadmeadows Melbourne. It's actually a decent café. While I was waiting for my order the radio was playing, and they had it a bit louder than usual, and on a "doof doof" station...... Anyway the song is playing and the lyric came on...."Put ya hands in the air, put ya ******* hands in the air"........ not the words you want to hear in Broady!

Thought he was in Broadmeadows SA

[mighty_tiger_79]

Agreed, $2m would change yours and your kids lives but you'll still be working.

I only need $1m

To go with your other mil?

I have another mil??
Im just not greedy

[Lightning McQueen]

I have another mil??
Im just not greedy

If you win a mil you'd probably buy a nice house, nice car and go on an extravagant once in a lifetime holiday with the family, that would chew a large portion up, chuck in a car each for the kids or a deposit for a house for them.

The nice house you brought would bite you in the arse with council rates etc.

A million dollar win and I'm still rocking up each day.

[mighty_tiger_79]

I have another mil??
Im just not greedy

If you win a mil you'd probably buy a nice house, nice car and go on an extravagant once in a lifetime holiday with the family, that would chew a large portion up, chuck in a car each for the kids or a deposit for a house for them.

The nice house you brought would bite you in the arse with council rates etc.

A million dollar win and I'm still rocking up each day.

$1m
Pay off mortgage.
Few upgrades around the place.
No need for a new car, I only drive my car to golf and back.
Go on a holiday. Probably to Scotland.
No kids, so that saves me a shitload!

Become a part time Uber driver if i get bored.

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[Booney]

If you win a mil you'd probably buy a nice house

/sentence.

Nice house, good area, you're $800k+ out of pocket, hopefully you're not after a new Range Rover.

[Lightning McQueen]

If you win a mil you'd probably buy a nice house

/sentence.

Nice house, good area, you're $800k+ out of pocket, hopefully you're not after a new Range Rover.

Mustang

[Pseudo]

1 mill = approximately 8000 bottles of decent single malt.

Cheers!

[Lightning McQueen]

1 mill = approximately 8000 bottles of decent single malt.

Cheers!

1 semester of exam marking?

[amber_fluid]

If you win a mil you'd probably buy a nice house

/sentence.

Nice house, good area, you're $800k+ out of pocket, hopefully you're not after a new Range Rover.

Not sure LM is a Range Rover type operator?

[amber_fluid]

Discussions in the workplace around x-lotto.

There's always a bit of a joke going on when we do a syndicate on how everyone will retire if we won, I get scoffed at when I tell them that I'll still come to work if we win, how much of a win is the cut off between paying everything off and living comfortably or actually quitting?

Anything under $2M would see me continue to work in my current job.

Agreed, $2m would change yours and your kids lives but you'll still be working.

I only need $1m

I only need a half mill.
The wife on the other hand..................

[PatowalongaPirate]

If you win a mil you'd probably buy a nice house

/sentence.

Nice house, good area, you're $800k+ out of pocket, hopefully you're not after a new Range Rover.

Not sure LM is a Range Rover type operator?

He could buy a bigger basket for his bicycle.

[Bum Crack]

I'd be happy with 10 grand