Things that give you the sh1ts

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Postby Sheik Yerbouti » Fri Mar 08, 2019 4:02 pm

Booney wrote:, he couldn't carry anything over 3kg.


I think you assumed it's gender.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Sun Mar 10, 2019 3:29 pm

Some prick has pinched my thongs!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Sun Mar 10, 2019 4:32 pm

Corona Man wrote:Some prick has pinched my thongs!

You'll just have to wear boxers then. ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby LMA » Mon Mar 11, 2019 10:19 am

Corona Man wrote:Some prick has pinched my thongs!


My dog seeks them out, I have gone through a minimum of 20 pairs since we got her nearly 2 years ago. If she chews up a left one, I keep the right one in case she chews up the right one the next time. After 2 pairs of Havianas, nothing but $1.50 Kmart specials now.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby PatowalongaPirate » Mon Mar 11, 2019 10:59 am

LMA wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Some prick has pinched my thongs!


My dog seeks them out, I have gone through a minimum of 20 pairs since we got her nearly 2 years ago. If she chews up a left one, I keep the right one in case she chews up the right one the next time. After 2 pairs of Havianas, nothing but $1.50 Kmart specials now.

I think Corona Man has also chewed through some thongs......at Kittens.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dutchy » Tue Mar 12, 2019 2:49 pm

15yo son has won 3 footy flags and 3 cricket flags in the last 3 years, in Sunday's GF they got bowled out for 95, thought the run was over until they bowled Coro out for 41 (including a 5 run penalty for dissent) he has had a great run but I actually feel like he needs to lose one soon to get some balance (and also being a jealous father who has never played in a GF in nearly 40 years of cricket)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Wed Mar 13, 2019 2:28 pm

Borce Rivinski finally admits killing his wife.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Wed Mar 13, 2019 2:45 pm

Brodlach wrote:Borce Rivinski finally admits killing his wife.


Pleaded guilty to manslaughter.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Thu Mar 14, 2019 12:09 pm

I haven't been able to post on bookface all day but it looks like others can. :?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Thu Mar 14, 2019 12:10 pm

Footy Chick wrote:I haven't been able to post on bookface all day but it looks like others can. :?


FB and Instagram are both having problems today.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Thu Mar 14, 2019 12:14 pm

HH3 wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:I haven't been able to post on bookface all day but it looks like others can. :?


FB and Instagram are both having problems today.


You might get some work done today?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Mar 14, 2019 12:15 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
You might get some work done today?

I think he should reward Mary with a nice lunch somewhere.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Dark Knight » Thu Mar 14, 2019 12:15 pm

HH3 wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:I haven't been able to post on bookface all day but it looks like others can. :?


FB and Instagram are both having problems today.
Ah so most people are having issues with Instagram not loading properly?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Thu Mar 14, 2019 12:15 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
HH3 wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:I haven't been able to post on bookface all day but it looks like others can. :?


FB and Instagram are both having problems today.


You might get some work done today?


Might quit today.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby RustyCage » Thu Mar 14, 2019 12:23 pm

In the space of a month I've had two USBs and an external hard drive decide they no longer wanted to work....
I'm gonna break my rusty cage and run
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Thu Mar 14, 2019 12:44 pm

RustyCage wrote:In the space of a month I've had two USBs and an external hard drive decide they no longer wanted to work....
I raise you a washing machine and a faulty gas isolation valve.....$1500 later [emoji35]
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Thu Mar 14, 2019 12:56 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
You might get some work done today?

I think he should reward Mary with a nice lunch somewhere.


She could shout him HJ’s maybe?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Mar 14, 2019 12:58 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
She could shout him HJ’s maybe?


She probably already has.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Thu Mar 14, 2019 12:58 pm

At this point she owes me a lot more than that.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Mr Beefy » Thu Mar 14, 2019 1:23 pm

The Dark Knight wrote:
HH3 wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:I haven't been able to post on bookface all day but it looks like others can. :?


FB and Instagram are both having problems today.
Ah so most people are having issues with Instagram not loading properly?

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