Things that you rate!

[Lightning McQueen]

If you're wifes gonna cheat, you'd want it to be with one of us duds.

An older chick once asked me to give her twelve inches and make her moan, so I banged her twice then punched her in the nose.

[HH3]

If you're wifes gonna cheat, you'd want it to be with one of us duds.

An older chick once asked me to give her twelve inches and make her moan, so I banged her twice then punched her in the nose.

I would've had to go at least 4 times.

And she still would've been moaning and groaning about it.

[Corona Man]

If you're wifes gonna cheat, you'd want it to be with one of us duds.

An older chick once asked me to give her twelve inches and make her moan, so I banged her twice then punched her in the nose.

What did you use to punch her in the nose?

[Booney]

Got rough in here quick.

[HH3]

Got rough in here quick.

Been over to the other thread?

[hearts on fire]

Welcome back @hearts on fire

Here's a top 8 world events that have occurred since his last post here.

1: There is now a "like" function on safooty.
2: Trump was sworn in as the 45th American President.
3: We learnt about the Syrian refugee crisis.
4: I got married.
5: Brexit happened.
6: We endured the horrific London and Manchester bombings.
7: The North Korean/USA conflict escalated significantly to a scary level.
8: The "Yes" vote came into fruition and we've since had same sex marriage in Australia.

thanking you kindly, have been observing offline over my absence until recently I had an epiphany.
looking back on old posts and my profile picture makes me wonder if only I could of had one earlier

also you missed number 9, the 2017 AFL gf would be up there for mine, maybe not so much a world a event, but more so a blessing.

[Footy Chick]

Geez, welcome back HOF! You probably win the prize for the longest hiatus on SAF

[The Bedge]

Happy birthday HoF

[Lightning McQueen]

:shock: Geez, welcome back HOF! You probably win the prize for the longest hiatus on SAF

Magpie in the 80's would be a decent rival.

[Lightning McQueen]

This "Rate my plate" page on Facebook is killing me, the comments are pure gold.

[amber_fluid]

This "Rate my plate" page on Facebook is killing me, the comments are pure gold.

Yeah I thought we posted crap on here, that’s next level as some people actually believe it and take it seriously.

[Dutchy]

This "Rate my plate" page on Facebook is killing me, the comments are pure gold.

Within 15mins there are over 2k comments!

[Lightning McQueen]

This "Rate my plate" page on Facebook is killing me, the comments are pure gold.

Within 15mins there are over 2k comments!

It's crazy, we sat there for an hour last night pissing ourselves.

[Lightning McQueen]

Work asking me if I'm interested to go to one of our NSW plants (Just out of Sydney) for anywhere between a week or up a month, fly over there Monday mornings, fly back Friday arvo's.
My manager has been the predominantly for the last month and has requested my expertise to help them out of the poo.

[Footy Chick]

Work asking me if I'm interested to go to one of our NSW plants (Just out of Sydney) for anywhere between a week or up a month, fly over there Monday mornings, fly back Friday arvo's.
My manager has been the predominantly for the last month and has requested my expertise to help them out of the poo.

Gold, take it, can only look good on the resume.

This is pretty much what @Jimmy_041 does, you can hang out at his million dollar pad in Manly

[Lightning McQueen]

Work asking me if I'm interested to go to one of our NSW plants (Just out of Sydney) for anywhere between a week or up a month, fly over there Monday mornings, fly back Friday arvo's.
My manager has been the predominantly for the last month and has requested my expertise to help them out of the poo.

Gold, take it, can only look good on the resume.

This is pretty much what @Jimmy_041 does, you can hang out at his million dollar pad in Manly

Exactly, it's a massive opportunity after the GM finally making a bold admission Friday week ago, it only took 8 years and about 6 missed opportunities for someone to have the rocks to tell me I miss out as they will suffer too much in my department.

Hey Jimmy? What FC said?

[Footy Chick]

Work asking me if I'm interested to go to one of our NSW plants (Just out of Sydney) for anywhere between a week or up a month, fly over there Monday mornings, fly back Friday arvo's.
My manager has been the predominantly for the last month and has requested my expertise to help them out of the poo.

Gold, take it, can only look good on the resume.

This is pretty much what @Jimmy_041 does, you can hang out at his million dollar pad in Manly

Exactly, it's a massive opportunity after the GM finally making a bold admission Friday week ago, it only took 8 years and about 6 missed opportunities for someone to have the rocks to tell me I miss out as they will suffer too much in my department.

Hey Jimmy? What FC said?

Do you know which suburb the office is in over there? I have a feeling you may end up being on opposite sides of the city

[woodublieve12]

Bali!!

[Lightning McQueen]

Do you know which suburb the office is in over there? I have a feeling you may end up being on opposite sides of the city

Smithfield funnily enough, will be staying in Sydney though, around a half hour car trip.

[HH3]

Exactly, it's a massive opportunity after the GM finally making a bold admission Friday week ago, it only took 8 years and about 6 missed opportunities for someone to have the rocks to tell me I miss out as they will suffer too much in my department.

This is where a lot of companies go wrong. Especially when they let the better employees pick up the slack of the shit c**ts.

When there's an opportunity the good worker deserves to get, it's a detriment to the company to advance them.