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MW wrote:don't you guys have timers? I set my timer on the tap and also on my phone just incase


Mine has a timer which is set to go on 3 times per week for 10mins at 5am.

In this weather though, i do a manual soaking too and have accidently left it for 3 hours once.

and I still have bloody brown patches! :?
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MW wrote:don't you guys have timers? I set my timer on the tap and also on my phone just incase


C’mon mate that’d be far too easy.
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MW wrote:don't you guys have timers? I set my timer on the tap and also on my phone just incase


I do, got home a bit late after my lads footy training and was not in the right mind frame
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Lightning McQueen wrote:A description of a product at work for Domino's.

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Just spoke to a bloke up in Morgan, sorting out some blocks of ice for our houseboat in a few weeks.

I asked how big the blocks are, he said "About 3 foot by 2 foot by 18 inches. You understand feet and inches, don't you?"

"Yes mate, I measure my height in one and my length in the other"

He laughed his ******* head off. Then, he said "Don't tell me you're 14 inches tall!"

We both laughed our ******* heads off.

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Just read an article on ex Tiges and Dees player Andrew Goodwin titled "Big man nose when it's time to go". Absolute pearler of an article. If you've never read 'Champions All' by Matt Zurbo do yourself a favour and have a squiz, best footy book I've ever read.
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The channel 7 report on Sam Newman vs Skateboarders and then Sams follow up with his own vision
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Dave Gleeson ringing the Night Shift show at about 1.30am this morning (obviously had a few) on his way home from 8 ball. Roo & Ditts just replayed it & are hoping to speak to him soon, if he can be woken up :supz:
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Dave from Alberton gets another mention today, this time for stalking... :lol:
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mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Dave from Alberton gets another mention today, this time for stalking... :lol:


Is he on the payroll yet?
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Dutchy wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Dave from Alberton gets another mention today, this time for stalking... [emoji38]


Is he on the payroll yet?
I think the fuel voucher was his payment

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Dutchy wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Dave from Alberton gets another mention today, this time for stalking... :lol:


Is he on the payroll yet?


The bloke should be, he adds so much to the show.
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The whole KAK vs Yumi Stynes argument....
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mighty_tiger_79 wrote:The whole KAK vs Yumi Stynes argument....
Yet KAK is labeled a racist yet there has been aboriginal people speak up in support of her.....
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I dont get the argument about the abuse suffered in regional communities...

Is it white people abusing aboriginals? Or amongst their own communities?

Why is it racist to call it out? Wouldn't you need to do that first to be able to combat it?
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Just had my first look at the Adelaide Oval Hotel plans, talk about rushed half arsed documents.
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Booney wrote:Just had my first look at the Adelaide Oval Hotel plans, talk about rushed half arsed documents.

But that wouldn't have surprise you
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Booney wrote:Just had my first look at the Adelaide Oval Hotel plans, talk about rushed half arsed documents.
FFS this is still going ahead. It just shows the invested interests at play.
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The way the Yanks can proclaim the Patriots as World Champions at a sport only played (at any serious level) in the USA. While I realise there is not a team anywhere else in the world that will come close to them (so by default they are World Champions) it still reeks of the Yanks not understanding the concept of countries outside their own borders.
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