Things that make you laugh

[mighty_tiger_79]

Speaking of cats, we have chickens which really are like pets. Walk into the backyard and they follow us around in a single line.

There is a cat at night that tries to get inside the barn that houses our chickens (formerly a cubby house). Anyone know what my rights are regarding this said cat? I catch it, which I will, what am I allowed/not allowed to do?

I dare say that the chickens will deal with the cat themselves and said cat will stay away once its been attacked

Are they higher in the pecking order?

You don't wanna ruffle their feathers

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[Lightning McQueen]

You don't wanna ruffle their feathers

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You're too chicken

[Brodlach]

Mitcham

Just get your butler to catch it.

Thought the maid was a better option but she doesn’t like scratches

[Lightning McQueen]

Thought the maid was a better option but she doesn’t like scratched

Did the wife choose the maid or did you do the honours?

[Brodlach]

I've been dealing with a customer on a couple of little jobs in recent months, I had dealt with him before when he worked for another company and whilst he was hard work he was alright to work with, usually made some good margins on the jobs.

His new company, employer, is an absolute flog of this highest order, the type of bloke who swears, rants and raves and thinks it will bring him some favors. Not with me it won't.

They've picked up another job and wanted to give us the order, only a small job that I won't miss, just had the pleasure of telling him we aren't interested in the project. He completely lost his shit, went absolutely off his head. I wished him a good day and hung up.

He's just called my boss to complain, my boss went with "I'm 100% behind *Booneys* decision here, I hope you enjoy the rest of your day".

He's just tried both our mobiles 3 times.

I thought HH3 had worked there for a while?

[Brodlach]

Thought the maid was a better option but she doesn’t like scratched

Did the wife choose the maid or did you do the honours?

Joint decision

[Lightning McQueen]

Joint decision

So she's a hot larger 63 year old then?

[Brodlach]

Joint decision

So she's a hot larger 63 year old then?

Yep

[heater31]

I've been dealing with a customer on a couple of little jobs in recent months, I had dealt with him before when he worked for another company and whilst he was hard work he was alright to work with, usually made some good margins on the jobs.

His new company, employer, is an absolute flog of this highest order, the type of bloke who swears, rants and raves and thinks it will bring him some favors. Not with me it won't.

They've picked up another job and wanted to give us the order, only a small job that I won't miss, just had the pleasure of telling him we aren't interested in the project. He completely lost his shit, went absolutely off his head. I wished him a good day and hung up.

He's just called my boss to complain, my boss went with "I'm 100% behind *Booneys* decision here, I hope you enjoy the rest of your day".

He's just tried both our mobiles 3 times. [emoji38]

Ah Stupid season is in full force!

FYI the uninitiated here, Stupid season is where everyone in the construction game loses their mind on the 1st of November each year. Everything must be done before Christmas.....

[The Bedge]

Got called into a meeting from a guy at work, puzzled I headed in - sat there for an hour listening wondering WTF was going on and not really having much idea about the content (did know a little).. got allocated some tasks to follow up with.

Turns out he had got the wrong 'Matt'

On the upside, I don't need to follow up on those tasks anymore lol.

[amber_fluid]

Got called into a meeting from a guy at work, puzzled I headed in - sat there for an hour listening wondering WTF was going on and not really having much idea about the content (did know a little).. got allocated some tasks to follow up with.

Turns out he had got the wrong 'Matt'

On the upside, I don't need to follow up on those tasks anymore lol.

Did you at least get a coffee and a biscuit for your troubles?

[Brodlach]

Did you not think to speak up early in the meeting?

[Armchair expert]

https://www.betootaadvocate.com/headlin ... OaiMZ5GexU

[The Dark Knight]

https://www.betootaadvocate.com/headlines/sportsbet-publicly-euthanised-after-a-tragic-fall-during-the-melbourne-cup/?fbclid=IwAR3dKt2tzgbDt5UFNFq-jcIqUH0DHQPJyKbt5zE4688f-cO1rOaiMZ5GexU

The Betoota Advocate is amazing, I forgot to post this Dave Warner one one

[Lightning McQueen]

Got called into a meeting from a guy at work, puzzled I headed in - sat there for an hour listening wondering WTF was going on and not really having much idea about the content (did know a little).. got allocated some tasks to follow up with.

Turns out he had got the wrong 'Matt'

On the upside, I don't need to follow up on those tasks anymore lol.

Did you at least get a coffee and a biscuit for your troubles?

He would'v eaten the whole bloody lot.

[Booney]

The Aus v SA one-dayer is in Adelaide tomorrow, who the **** knew about that?

[Lightning McQueen]

The Aus v SA one-dayer is in Adelaide tomorrow, who the **** knew about that?

I did thanks to LPH telling us why his form guide will be late this week.

[Booney]

The Aus v SA one-dayer is in Adelaide tomorrow, who the **** knew about that?

I did thanks to LPH telling us why his form guide will be late this week.

Same same.

[Brodlach]

I did, been offered tickets

[mighty_tiger_79]

Only yesterday, saw the Aussies training on news...