Things that make you laugh

[Lightning McQueen]

A sheila at work, didn't rock up to our stocktake Saturday morning, had Monday and Tuesday off sick, arrives today at 7:25, has spent 75 minutes talking shit loudly to a co-worker and now has just sat down to a bowl of cereal she just prepared.

I asked if she is doing a report that I require by 7:45am that I need data from to send to head office by 8am, the reply "I'm getting to it, I've been busy".

You're asking at 7:25 + 0:75 = 8:40 about a report that you needed by 7:45?

Yep. Head office had already rang me twice.

[Lightning McQueen]

Did you politely tell her to stick that bowl of cereal in her gob and hurry the f£€k up?

It really isn't worth it, she's an absolute fog horn.

[Brodlach]

One off or is she a Cereal offender? (I'll see myself out ...)

These puns make you look like a Fruit Loop.

[Brodlach]

Did you politely tell her to stick that bowl of cereal in her gob and hurry the f£€k up?

It really isn't worth it, she's an absolute fog horn.

It’s always worth it

[Lightning McQueen]

One off or is she a Cereal offender? (I'll see myself out ...)

These puns make you look like a Fruit Loop.

He's a Special K

[Lightning McQueen]

It’s always worth it

A simple email of apology for my report being late due to a delay in getting the figures sent to me does the trick, I'm not her manager and really can't be bothered listening to women rant their shit for 8 hours.

[Lightning McQueen]

One off or is she a Cereal offender? (I'll see myself out ...)

She does Sustain a poor level.

[JK]

One off or is she a Cereal offender? (I'll see myself out ...)

She does Sustain a poor level.

Maybe she just needs a good Spoon mate?

[Lightning McQueen]

Maybe she just needs a good Spoon mate?

That'll be Just Right up your alley mate.

[Pseudo]

If the (pop) tart knew that you'd made her the muse-li for the punmasters here, then you'd be toast.

[Lightning McQueen]

If the (pop) tart knew that you'd made her the muse-li for the punmasters here, then you'd be toast.

I'd just butter her up somehow then.

[PatowalongaPirate]

If the (pop) tart knew that you'd made her the muse-li for the punmasters here, then you'd be toast.

I'd just butter her up somehow then.

Ah that makes sense. I always pegged you as a crumpet man.

[Booney]

People who work their mobile phones while sitting at traffic lights.

Saw 4 people this morning looking down and fiddling, looking up and around to check on who/what was watching, look back down and fiddle etc...

I know I've said this on here before, I would raise a shit load of revenue for the gubinment if they gave be a badge and expiation notice book.

[HH3]

The best is when theres a cop on foot who walks between cars at traffic lights.

The West Lakes Boulevard/Cheltenham Pde/Port Rd intersections great. Theres a wall he stands behind so you cant see him on approach coming from WLB and he just pops out and walks around. Gets at least one per sequence I've seen him.

[Pseudo]

People who work their mobile phones while sitting at traffic lights.

Saw 4 people this morning looking down and fiddling, looking up and around to check on who/what was watching, look back down and fiddle etc...

I know I've said this on here before, I would raise a shit load of revenue for the gubinment if they gave be a badge and expiation notice book.

Booney Cat is watching you masturbate....

[Footy Chick]

People who work their mobile phones while sitting at traffic lights.

Saw 4 people this morning looking down and fiddling, looking up and around to check on who/what was watching, look back down and fiddle etc...

I know I've said this on here before, I would raise a shit load of revenue for the gubinment if they gave be a badge and expiation notice book.

Booney Cat is watching you masturbate....

[The Ash Man]

The best is when theres a cop on foot who walks between cars at traffic lights.

The West Lakes Boulevard/Cheltenham Pde/Port Rd intersections great. Theres a wall he stands behind so you cant see him on approach coming from WLB and he just pops out and walks around. Gets at least one per sequence I've seen him.

They were doing that at Main North/McIntyre Rd the other day.
Standing in Peter Kittle car yard until the lights went red then running between cars.
I saw 3 get pinched

[Lightning McQueen]

The best is when theres a cop on foot who walks between cars at traffic lights.

The West Lakes Boulevard/Cheltenham Pde/Port Rd intersections great. Theres a wall he stands behind so you cant see him on approach coming from WLB and he just pops out and walks around. Gets at least one per sequence I've seen him.

Take a photo of him.

[Sheik Yerbouti]

People who work their mobile phones while sitting at traffic lights.

Saw 4 people this morning looking down and fiddling, looking up and around to check on who/what was watching, look back down and fiddle etc...

I know I've said this on here before, I would raise a shit load of revenue for the gubinment if they gave be a badge and expiation notice book.

Booney Cat is watching you masturbate....

Haven't seen Çeiling Cat'for years

[Wedgie]

The guy in front of me at Midas this afternoon that had his polo shirt on inside out. Thought I should tell him but then thought nah.