Things that give you the sh1ts

[mighty_tiger_79]

I think I might be Benjamin Button.
I played Bingo at 18, played lawn bowls in my 30s and now I just get drunk at a pub every week sleeping in every morning!

The problem is??

The problem is how do I play on a play ground in 10 years time. I'll get a few weird looks.

You havent had weird looks in your life before???

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[Wedgie]

I think I might be Benjamin Button.
I played Bingo at 18, played lawn bowls in my 30s and now I just get drunk at a pub every week sleeping in every morning!

The problem is??

The problem is how do I play on a play ground in 10 years time. I'll get a few weird looks.

You havent had weird looks in your life before???

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Never, I'm the eptitome of normality.

PS Getting a few tonight in the pub wearing my aboriginal flag T-shirt, did get a cool high five from one of the Torrens to Torrens workers who was of indigenous background too though.

[Pseudo]

I think I might be Benjamin Button.
I played Bingo at 18, played lawn bowls in my 30s and now I just get drunk at a pub every week sleeping in every morning!

The problem is??

The problem is how do I play on a play ground in 10 years time. I'll get a few weird looks.

Easy, just take your grandchildren!

[Dutchy]

SANFL playing a meaningless u15 academy/showdown trial game this Saturday at Alberton at exactly the same time as the kids grassroots club.

Bet it isn't meaningless to the Adelaide based Kangeroos FC scouts who are commencing their refinement of the relevant SA 2021 AFL draftees, who will be there.

Had a good preliminary look at them in the July 15s carnival (top 400 15s boys in the state) now lets see how the top 40 go against each other at this stage of their development.

I bet the boys and their parents don't think it meaningless either....

These boys have played SANFL u16's, Association Football, State U15's plus the recent SANFL u15's carnival -there is well over 15 games where any of the above could occur.

I dont have any problem if they want to play this type of match, but do it mid week. Are College's releasing their players?

And after all that I know one kid from SFL and one from the GSFL that chose their club footy over this Academy game on Saturday.

[amber_fluid]

Had to go into the Bank(Beyond Bank) this morning so I get here at 9.01am and the **** Bank doesn’t open til 10am.
**** Banks shit me!

[Spargo]

Had to go into the Bank(Beyond Bank) this morning so I get here at 9.01am and the **** Bank doesn’t open til 10am.
**** Banks shit me!

And they pull the shutters down at 3:59pm sharp.

[amber_fluid]

Had to go into the Bank(Beyond Bank) this morning so I get here at 9.01am and the **** Bank doesn’t open til 10am.
**** Banks shit me!

And they pull the shutters down at 3:59pm sharp.

There’s about 30 other idiots standing here with me who still think this Bank opens at 9am.

I might get a job here as they shut at 3.59pm as you said.

[mighty_tiger_79]

I thought banks opened 9.30am

[HH3]

Had to go into the Bank(Beyond Bank) this morning so I get here at 9.01am and the **** Bank doesn’t open til 10am.
**** Banks shit me!

And they pull the shutters down at 3:59pm sharp.

There’s about 30 other idiots standing here with me who still think this Bank opens at 9am.

I might get a job here as they shut at 3.59pm as you said.

Yeah, I check trading hours before I go anywhere. Not once have I made a special trip somewhere to find it closed, like you 31 idiots.

If I'm going out of my way, I take the 20 seconds to google the place.

By the way, Beyond Banks trading hours are 10am-5pm on Wednesdays.

9am-5pm the other 4 weekdays.

[amber_fluid]

Had to go into the Bank(Beyond Bank) this morning so I get here at 9.01am and the **** Bank doesn’t open til 10am.
**** Banks shit me!

And they pull the shutters down at 3:59pm sharp.

There’s about 30 other idiots standing here with me who still think this Bank opens at 9am.

I might get a job here as they shut at 3.59pm as you said.

Yeah, I check trading hours before I go anywhere. Not once have I made a special trip somewhere to find it closed, like you 31 idiots.

If I'm going out of my way, I take the 20 seconds to google the place.

By the way, Beyond Banks trading hours are 10am-5pm on Wednesdays.

9am-5pm the other 4 weekdays.

Cool Thanks.

You could have told me that beforehand ya peanut!

I actually had to be at Marion at 8.45am for something else anyway.

[HH3]

Cool Thanks.

You could have told me that beforehand ya peanut!

I actually had to be at Marion at 8.45am for something else anyway.

Maybe head down Sunday

[LMA]

Had to go into the Bank(Beyond Bank) this morning so I get here at 9.01am and the **** Bank doesn’t open til 10am.
**** Banks shit me!

And they pull the shutters down at 3:59pm sharp.

There’s about 30 other idiots standing here with me who still think this Bank opens at 9am.

I might get a job here as they shut at 3.59pm as you said.

Sounds like pension day, how many striped polo's

[woodublieve12]

Going to my old house yesterday to pick up my girls and going into the shed which is going to be used as a storage area and bar nearly complete and it looking awesome... Been wanting that since we moved in back in 2012

[heater31]

Siblings that always ask to borrow your shit yet dont return the favour!

[Lightning McQueen]

Siblings that always ask to borrow your shit yet dont return the favour!

Gold.

A few years back my brother borrowed my whipped snipper and mower, his back yard looked lie the Amazon, I go around to pick them up after about two months to see the mower sitting in the middle of the yard with the lawn half done, it had died in that spot and just left, the whipper snipper was left out in the rain but I was able to revive it.

About 6 months later he brought a new mower, I rang him up to see if I could borrow it "Na mate, that's my pride and joy, I can't lend it out" was the reply.

I jumped in my car and drove around there, walked out the back and loaded it into my car, it didn't go down very well but I got the job done and returned it two hours later.

[heater31]

Siblings that always ask to borrow your shit yet dont return the favour!

Gold.

A few years back my brother borrowed my whipped snipper and mower, his back yard looked lie the Amazon, I go around to pick them up after about two months to see the mower sitting in the middle of the yard with the lawn half done, it had died in that spot and just left, the whipper snipper was left out in the rain but I was able to revive it.

About 6 months later he brought a new mower, I rang him up to see if I could borrow it "Na mate, that's my pride and joy, I can't lend it out" was the reply.

I jumped in my car and drove around there, walked out the back and loaded it into my car, it didn't go down very well but I got the job done and returned it two hours later.

Mine is my sister (she lives in FN Qld) wanting to borrow my car (a ute) to drive to Mildura for a wedding. She hated the colour when I bought it now wants to take it for a whole ******* weekend interstate!

The excuse is I can use my work car, nope not going to happen, ute is a Holden Commodore VF and the last series out of Elizabeth and I aint letting it out of my sight. Secondly I'd get sacked if I used my work car for private use.

[Lightning McQueen]

Mine is my sister (she lives in FN Qld) wanting to borrow my car (a ute) to drive to Mildura for a wedding. She hated the colour when I bought it now wants to take it for a whole ******* weekend interstate!

The excuse is I can use my work car, nope not going to happen, ute is a Holden Commodore VF and the last series out of Elizabeth and I aint letting it out of my sight. Secondly I'd get sacked if I used my work car for private use.

Yeah, roll with that, rentals are as cheap as anyway.

[The Ash Man]

Siblings that always ask to borrow your shit yet dont return the favour!

My brother borrowed my bar style table ( the round stand up type) for his GF Day BBQ 2 years ago.
It is still there even though he comes over around once a week for a beer or 10.
He popped in Saturday arvo where i was out the back flicking between horses and footy, "you should really get a table we can stand at while watching sports out here"

I ******* lost it

[HH3]

Siblings that always ask to borrow your shit yet dont return the favour!

My brother borrowed my bar style table ( the round stand up type) for his GF Day BBQ 2 years ago.
It is still there even though he comes over around once a week for a beer or 10.
He popped in Saturday arvo where i was out the back flicking between horses and footy, "you should really get a table we can stand at while watching sports out here"

I ******* lost it

That's the best. I like your brother.

[mighty_tiger_79]

Ordered something online.

Thought id check the tracking as it should have arrived.

The **** put 3 and not 33.

Could have had it last Tuesday