Things that give you the sh1ts

[Psyber]

An interesting last few posts guys, and made me think about luck and situations...

I bought my first car in 1965 - a 1955 FJ my older sister had bought new.
So, I've had 53 years of car ownership and I have never had a car stolen or even broken into.
(Mind you I've never owned a Ford and my last Holden was a 1968 HK 327 Bathurst Monaro.)

I even got away with my wife's old 1996 Ssangyong Musso parked in a friend's driveway in Daveron Park for a week while we were staying over with him and his wife for a week in 2007.

And you made it out alive?

Sir, you are surely the strongest person in existence.

Keys in the bowl?

None of that. The guy was an English born doctor working in ED at the Lyall McEwin, and his wife an Italian who worked in Funeral Services. Both of them are somewhat socialist inclined and therefore decline to live in posh areas on principle.

I was a little nervous walking done to the local to buy some wine, and the response to my request was interesting when I got there.
"Wine? Yes I think we have some - you can duck into the store room at the back and have alook at what's there while I serve these other customers."

[Pseudo]

I was a little nervous walking done to the local to buy some wine, and the response to my request was interesting when I got there.
"Wine? Yes I think we have some - you can duck into the store room at the back and have alook at what's there while I serve these other customers."

Was driving up to Lizzy for the football one day. My companion noted that you could tell when you got past Grand Junction Road by observing that the specials advertised outside the bottleos had changed from wine into pre-mix spirits.

[Psyber]

I was a little nervous walking done to the local to buy some wine, and the response to my request was interesting when I got there.
"Wine? Yes I think we have some - you can duck into the store room at the back and have alook at what's there while I serve these other customers."

Was driving up to Lizzy for the football one day. My companion noted that you could tell when you got past Grand Junction Road by observing that the specials advertised outside the bottleos had changed from wine into pre-mix spirits.

Yep - that was where the line of customers were focussed - lolly water with alcohol.

[HH3]

Trained on my 30th birthday.

Doing lunges during warm ups, felt a pop in my knee. Not good.

During indy skills, backpedaled, turned, pulled a muscle in my back.

Kept training coz I'm an idiot.

Had a kill shot on a receiver who was in the air, thought I'd do the right thing by my teammate and not kill him. Turned away from him so I didn't get him with my helmet or pads, and copped his knee at full pace right in my arse cheek. Massive corky and my whole left leg had a snooze.

After a sit down, I kept training.

Once my body cooled down at home, agony. Got about 2 hours sleep, and now a cranky pants at work, and can barely move.

[Footy Chick]

All i read there was "corky in my arse cheek" and my elbow started to twitch

[HH3]

All i read there was "corky in my arse cheek" and my elbow started to twitch

I'd ask you to come around to sort it out, but you probably wouldn't like me in your personal space.

[Brodlach]

All i read there was "corky in my arse cheek" and my elbow started to twitch

I'd ask you to come around to sort it out, but you probably wouldn't like me in your personal space.

I'm sure Johnno will sort it for you

[Corona Man]

Not being able to remember my Foxtel login to watch the Chadd bowl tonight!

[carey]

St Kilda f**cking my multi

First 3 legs had already won

[Spargo]

St Kilda f**cking my multi

First 3 legs had already won

[Corona Man]

Easter fuel prices and some Adelaide drivers, both shithouse.

[Spargo]

Easter fuel prices and some Adelaide drivers, both shithouse.

Adelaide yesterday it was $1.49, got to the south east & it’s $1.21

[heater31]

Easter fuel prices and some Adelaide drivers, both shithouse.

Adelaide yesterday it was $1.49, got to the south east & it’s $1.21

Drive around there are some places 20c cheaper than $1.49.....

[amber_fluid]

Easter fuel prices and some Adelaide drivers, both shithouse.

Adelaide yesterday it was $1.49, got to the south east & it’s $1.21

I paid $1.43 in Robe today.
Where’d you see it for that price mate?

[Spargo]

Easter fuel prices and some Adelaide drivers, both shithouse.

Adelaide yesterday it was $1.49, got to the south east & it’s $1.21

I paid $1.43 in Robe today.
Where’d you see it for that price mate?

$1.29 (not $1.21) in Kingston .

[locky801]

Footy tipping comps and dream teams, i suck at both especially after this weekend

[Wedgie]

Footy tipping comps and dream teams, i suck at both especially after this weekend

Ha Ha me too!

[Corona Man]

Footy tipping comps and dream teams, i suck at both especially after this weekend

Ha Ha me too!

Me too those Hawthorn pricks stuffed my tips up!

[The Dark Knight]

Footy tipping comps and dream teams, i suck at both especially after this weekend

I officially hate footy tipping. Was one of those rounds where whoever you pick loses.

[heater31]

Footy tipping comps and dream teams, i suck at both especially after this weekend

I officially hate footy tipping. Was one of those rounds where whoever you pick loses.

Avoiding tipping comps this year has been very refreshing after 20 consecutive years.....