Round 2 - predictions, live scores, results & shit canning.

[Corona Man]

Has really stiffened up our backline

Yeah, he appears content with his role, not frightened to get down and dirty down back. Hope he doesn’t end up with a dicky groin.

[Magellan]

I expect he will be in and out regularly.

Has settled in well, apparently recruited from the country.

Absolutely. Top drawer is what I heard! There's a lot of buzz about him.

Works very well in tight spaces, and in time will e-vulva into a quality player.

You're right about the 'buzz' - there's definitely a vibe about him, gee! Spot the player that everyone talking about.

[Corona Man]

I expect he will be in and out regularly.

Has settled in well, apparently recruited from the country.

Absolutely. Top drawer is what I heard! There's a lot of buzz about him.

Works very well in tight spaces, and in time will e-vulva into a quality player.

You're right about the 'buzz' - there's definitely a vibe about him, gee! Spot the player that everyone talking about.

Have heard Dilldo is Kelly Underwood’s favourite player. In fact he’s captain of her fantasy team.

[JK]

Certainly seems to make the moist of his opportunities

[marbles]

Pronounced "Doe-Dee" is being referred to as "Dildo" is it the junior primary school hour at SaFooty?

[LMA]

Pronounced "Doe-Dee" is being referred to as "Dildo" is it the junior primary school hour at SaFooty?

Not sure what primary you went to but that's a concern if you were talking Doedee's at that age.

The day you don't enjoy this humour is the day you wake up at 5 in the morning for no apparent reason, put on a striped polo, take your Shitzu for a walk on a 5m lead then load up on the salad bar down the local.

[Lightning McQueen]

Likes to play deep, both up front and down the back. Has to consistently hit the target to be considered effective.

Just hope they don't shaft him or burn him out, he used to go well in the bush, I know they chased him hard but I didn't think he'd ever come.

[marbles]

Pronounced "Doe-Dee" is being referred to as "Dildo" is it the junior primary school hour at SaFooty?

Not sure what primary you went to but that's a concern if you were talking Doedee's at that age.

The day you don't enjoy this humour is the day you wake up at 5 in the morning for no apparent reason, put on a striped polo, take your Shitzu for a walk on a 5m lead then load up on the salad bar down the local.

id prefer it as DooDee not Dildo thats taking it too far

and no my wife never says can you use my DoeDee on me

[Rik E Boy]

Pronounced "Doe-Dee" is being referred to as "Dildo" is it the junior primary school hour at SaFooty?

Not sure what primary you went to but that's a concern if you were talking Doedee's at that age.

The day you don't enjoy this humour is the day you wake up at 5 in the morning for no apparent reason, put on a striped polo, take your Shitzu for a walk on a 5m lead then load up on the salad bar down the local.

It's life, but not as we know it Jim.

Regards,

REB

[Rik E Boy]

Good win considering the injuries and oppo.

Good win considering the injuries but don't go overrating the opposition. Richmond have been pretty ordinary in both outings this year and already that side looks to be carried by a few players. It's positively Geelong like. Starting to have more respect for teams with an even spread such as Sydney, GWS and dare I say it Port.

regards,

REB

[PatowalongaPirate]

My Friday Forecast -

* Ben Brown to kick the most goals
* Yet more silly 50m penalties
* David Armitage to continue his high possession form
* Saints by 22
* Crowd 44,686

[daysofourlives]

Betts in a new role this year, non goal kicking lock down forward?

Its not totally foreign to him, he played that for years against the mighty Hawthorn teams when he was more worried about a love tap to the guts than the footy

[bennymacca]

* Yet more silly 50m penalties

how many were there last night? I can only remember one and from what i saw it was definitely there, the richmond player almost ran into i think CEY as he was running back to take his kick

[Magellan]

Pronounced "Doe-Dee" is being referred to as "Dildo" is it the junior primary school hour at SaFooty?

Not sure what primary you went to but that's a concern if you were talking Doedee's at that age.

The day you don't enjoy this humour is the day you wake up at 5 in the morning for no apparent reason, put on a striped polo, take your Shitzu for a walk on a 5m lead then load up on the salad bar down the local.

id prefer it as DooDee not Dildo thats taking it too far

I dunno, reckon 'Dildo' might be better then 'Doodee'...

[therisingblues]

Thanks Magellan.
The conversation was starting to get off track

[Magellan]

Thanks Magellan.
The conversation was starting to get off track

Plenty of time on my hands now that I've told Cricket Australia to bugger off.

[Fricky]

I like the quick reports. Saves having to wait til Monday/Tuesday.

Darcy Fogarty can accept a financial sanction for misconduct against Richmond onballer Josh Caddy.
The incident, which involved Fogarty making late contact to Caddy’s back with his arm, occurred in the second quarter at Adelaide Oval on Thursday night. Based on the available evidence, the incident was assessed misconduct under the Tribunal guidelines. A first offence for misconduct is a $2,500 sanction, but Fogarty can accept a $1,500 fine with an early plea.

Caddy was also cited by the Match Review, charged with striking Crows wingman David Mackay. Caddy made late contact to Mackay’s head in the fourth quarter of Adelaide’s 36-point win. The incident left Mackay, who didn’t return to the ground, concussed. Based on the available evidence, the incident was assessed as careless conduct with medium impact to the head. It was assessed as a one-match sanction and Caddy can accept that penalty without appearing before the Tribunal.

Tigers ruckman Toby Nankervis can accept a $1,500 fine for misconduct against Matt Crouch during the first quarter. Based on the available evidence, the incident was assessed misconduct under the Tribunal guidelines. A first offence for misconduct is a $2,500 sanction but like Fogarty, Nankervis can reduce the fine with an early plea

[Brodlach]

Didn’t think there was anything in any of those three

[LaughingKookaburra]

Yep stuff all in all 3. Caddy clearly going for the ball.

[bennymacca]

Didn’t see foghartys one but I think the other two are fair enough