Things that give you the sh1ts

[MW]

#triggered

[Corona Man]

The fact that being a heterosexual white middle aged man is now seen as something I should be ashamed about.

I made a comment on Sunday night during a small break in the Robbie Williams show. Women all around were dripping with excitement while Williams was on stage, he was lucky to get out alive.

Some of his back up dancers, damn, hand picked by Mr Williams I'd say, were in almost in G string costumes. I made mention of how the ladies in the crowd were looking at Williams, but would I get away with it if I made comment about the girls on stage? I think not and, funnily enough, several women around me looked at me with nods of acknowledgement and understanding, seemingly in agreement with me.

Are you sure they weren't up for a piece of you Boon.... they are only human after all!

[Booney]

The fact that being a heterosexual white middle aged man is now seen as something I should be ashamed about.

I made a comment on Sunday night during a small break in the Robbie Williams show. Women all around were dripping with excitement while Williams was on stage, he was lucky to get out alive.

Some of his back up dancers, damn, hand picked by Mr Williams I'd say, were in almost in G string costumes. I made mention of how the ladies in the crowd were looking at Williams, but would I get away with it if I made comment about the girls on stage? I think not and, funnily enough, several women around me looked at me with nods of acknowledgement and understanding, seemingly in agreement with me.

Are you sure they weren't up for a piece of you Boon.... they are only human after all!

It's a curse mate, dead set curse.

[Corona Man]

The fact that being a heterosexual white middle aged man is now seen as something I should be ashamed about.

I made a comment on Sunday night during a small break in the Robbie Williams show. Women all around were dripping with excitement while Williams was on stage, he was lucky to get out alive.

Some of his back up dancers, damn, hand picked by Mr Williams I'd say, were in almost in G string costumes. I made mention of how the ladies in the crowd were looking at Williams, but would I get away with it if I made comment about the girls on stage? I think not and, funnily enough, several women around me looked at me with nods of acknowledgement and understanding, seemingly in agreement with me.

Are you sure they weren't up for a piece of you Boon.... they are only human after all!

It's a curse mate, dead set curse.

I wouldn't know, not a problem I've ever had.

[HH3]

The fact that being a heterosexual white middle aged man is now seen as something I should be ashamed about.

I made a comment on Sunday night during a small break in the Robbie Williams show. Women all around were dripping with excitement while Williams was on stage, he was lucky to get out alive.

Some of his back up dancers, damn, hand picked by Mr Williams I'd say, were in almost in G string costumes. I made mention of how the ladies in the crowd were looking at Williams, but would I get away with it if I made comment about the girls on stage? I think not and, funnily enough, several women around me looked at me with nods of acknowledgement and understanding, seemingly in agreement with me.

Are you sure they weren't up for a piece of you Boon.... they are only human after all!

It's a curse mate, dead set curse.

Amen, brother.

[Spargo]

The fact that being a heterosexual white middle aged man is now seen as something I should be ashamed about.

I made a comment on Sunday night during a small break in the Robbie Williams show. Women all around were dripping with excitement while Williams was on stage, he was lucky to get out alive.

Some of his back up dancers, damn, hand picked by Mr Williams I'd say, were in almost in G string costumes. I made mention of how the ladies in the crowd were looking at Williams, but would I get away with it if I made comment about the girls on stage? I think not and, funnily enough, several women around me looked at me with nods of acknowledgement and understanding, seemingly in agreement with me.

Are you sure they weren't up for a piece of you Boon.... they are only human after all!

Well, there’s plenty to go ‘round...

[Lightning McQueen]

I wouldn't know, not a problem I've ever had.

Same, I'm a sex object, I ask women for sex, and they object!

[tipper]

I wouldn't know, not a problem I've ever had.

Same, I'm a sex object, I ask women for sex, and they object!

lol. im stealing that.

[Q.]

The amount of articles that are now behind paywalls on various sites.

agreed. all the tricks to get around them no longer work.

Even though I don’t pay, I wish they did it earlier. Instead they waited until the very last moment to do it, eroding all of the already dubious quality and substituting it with click bait, so now I really don’t wanna pay

2,891 articles trashing Islam in a year. At least you're getting value from your propaganda subscription.

[Magellan]

I wouldn't know, not a problem I've ever had.

Same, I'm a sex object, I ask women for sex, and they object!

Classic line, but you need to footnote 'They Call Me Bruce" for that one.

[RustyCage]

Tapatalk changing their user interface every 5 seconds.

As soon as you get used to one of their silly changes they change it again!

Yep, this new interface is really hard to get used to

[Dutchy]

TDU attracts 700k-800k each year as a comparison.

Not really a comparison, it's free to attend and covers hundreds of kilometers around the state.

Adelaide 500 could do the same just think of the possibilities!

[Brodlach]

People who don’t indicate at the Britannia Roundabout. Not that hard people!

[am Bays]

Moderators that can't split threads and start a new one....

http://safooty.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=42167

[Lightning McQueen]

Moderators that can't split threads and start a new one....

http://safooty.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=42167

Where was the original?

[Pseudo]

When you're at the servo, watching the cost as you pump the petrol into the car, and you ease off as it approaches $50, giving a few short light squeezes to nudge it exactly up to $50 ... then you waltz up to the counter and the lass says "that will be $71.60 thanks", because you were watching the litres meter, not the price...

[Lightning McQueen]

When you're at the servo, watching the cost as you pump the petrol into the car, and you ease off as it approaches $50, giving a few short light squeezes to nudge it exactly up to $50 ... then you waltz up to the counter and the lass says "that will be $71.60 thanks", because you were watching the litres meter, not the price...

No preset?

[Footy Chick]

When you're at the servo, watching the cost as you pump the petrol into the car, and you ease off as it approaches $50, giving a few short light squeezes to nudge it exactly up to $50 ... then you waltz up to the counter and the lass says "that will be $71.60 thanks", because you were watching the litres meter, not the price...

Guilty as charged

[Wedgie]

When you're at the servo, watching the cost as you pump the petrol into the car, and you ease off as it approaches $50, giving a few short light squeezes to nudge it exactly up to $50 ... then you waltz up to the counter and the lass says "that will be $71.60 thanks", because you were watching the litres meter, not the price...

I had that problem the other day, thought it was $3 when it turned out to be $3.50. Pain in the area finding that extra 50 cents in my wallet.

[Booney]

When you're at the servo, watching the cost as you pump the petrol into the car, and you ease off as it approaches $50, giving a few short light squeezes to nudge it exactly up to $50 ... then you waltz up to the counter and the lass says "that will be $71.60 thanks", because you were watching the litres meter, not the price...

Fill it to the brim every time. Easy.