Things that give you the sh1ts

[stampy]

dickheads who try and bail/bale you up as you leave a supermarket, eff off already

Sales people?

yeah those parasites

[Failed Creation]

dickheads who try and bail/bale you up as you leave a supermarket, eff off already

Sales people?

yeah those parasites

Agreed.

It must have looked stupid (or no more stupid than I usually look...), but in my younger days, I'd walk around shopping centres with sunglasses and headphones. Occasionally I even had music playing. Never once got hassled by those vermin.

[Pseudo]

Tonight being a super-red-blue moon and the sky being fully cloudy.

[Footy Chick]

Tonight being a super-red-blue moon and the sky being fully cloudy.

Yep, got the camera out and everything. Mother Nature is a cruel ol' hag...

[Booney]

Tonight being a super-red-blue moon and the sky being fully cloudy.

Went out about 9:30 and promptly went in and curled up on the fart sack.

[Pseudo]

Tonight being a super-red-blue moon and the sky being fully cloudy.

Yep, got the camera out and everything. Mother Nature is a cruel ol' hag...

Around 11:30 the clouds graciously yielded and I got a good look.

Wasn't that impressed, TBH. Much the same as every other lunar eclipse I've seen.

Needing the caffeine this morning ...

[woodublieve12]

Starting to move out this weekend.

[Wedgie]

Jehovas Witnesses knocking on my door at 9 in the morning when Ive just done my first night shift for 6 months, doesn't god tell these **** the best time to visit or is god a **** too?

[mighty_tiger_79]

Jehovas Witnesses knocking on my door at 9 in the morning when Ive just done my first night shift for 6 months, doesn't god tell these **** the best time to visit or is god a **** too?

The next time i see them on my road im gonna get the porn ready to go on the tv with high volume....see how that goes down....

[Wedgie]

Its a coordinated attack, now my neighbour has been around for a chat too. Looks looks like Im surviving on 3 hours sleep today.

[Lightning McQueen]

Its a coordinated attack, now my neighbour has been around for a chat too. Looks looks like Im surviving on 3 hours sleep today.

We will all tread carefully today

[Booney]

Its a coordinated attack, now my neighbour has been around for a chat too. Looks looks like Im surviving on 3 hours sleep today.

We will all tread carefully today

( Things you rate thread )

[Lightning McQueen]

Getting Corporate Box tickets for the BBL Grand Final if we make it and then being told it wont have free piss.

It's a bit of a roll of the dice though, I have previously not bothered going at all or just not ventured to the box only to find out later that it ended up being catered.

[Wedgie]

Getting Corporate Box tickets for the BBL Grand Final if we make it and then being told it wont have free piss.

It's a bit of a roll of the dice though, I have previously not bothered going at all or just not ventured to the box only to find out later that it ended up being catered.

Dry Februarys going well then?

[Psyber]

Jehovas Witnesses knocking on my door at 9 in the morning when Ive just done my first night shift for 6 months, doesn't god tell these **** the best time to visit or is god a **** too?

The next time i see them on my road im gonna get the porn ready to go on the tv with high volume....see how that goes down....

The last time a couple of them made it up my driveway and started telling me about Noah and the Flood, I politely interrupted and explained to them that that story was derived from the Epic of Gilgamesh written in Persia a bout 600 years earlier.

At that point they hesitated, then wished me a nice day and gave up...

The previous time I was opening mail (back in the snail mail days) when they knocked, and opened the door with my letter opener in hand - it is a one off hand made iron piece resembling an ancient dagger with a horned goat's head on the butt end. I'll never forget the look they gave me as they backed off...

[Lightning McQueen]

Getting Corporate Box tickets for the BBL Grand Final if we make it and then being told it wont have free piss.

It's a bit of a roll of the dice though, I have previously not bothered going at all or just not ventured to the box only to find out later that it ended up being catered.

Dry Februarys going well then?

Ha, started early to counteract this weekend, step-sons 21st Saturday.

I actually wanted to go from the 4th to the 4th for other reasons

[mighty_tiger_79]

Jehovas Witnesses knocking on my door at 9 in the morning when Ive just done my first night shift for 6 months, doesn't god tell these **** the best time to visit or is god a **** too?

The next time i see them on my road im gonna get the porn ready to go on the tv with high volume....see how that goes down....

The last time a couple of them made it up my driveway and started telling me about Noah and the Flood, I politely interrupted and explained to them that that story was derived from the Epic of Gilgamesh written in Persia a bout 600 years earlier.

At that point they hesitated, then wished me a nice day and gave up...

The previous time I was opening mail (back in the snail mail days) when they knocked, and opened the door with my letter opener in hand - it is a one off hand made iron piece resembling an ancient dagger with a horned goat's head on the butt end. I'll never forget the look they gave me as they backed off...

Oooh, i like the Gargamel story. Im gonna trot that one out

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[Lightning McQueen]

Oooh, i like the Gargamel story. Im gonna trot that one out

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Good ole Gargamel, had one of the funniest quotes I've ever heard, it has stayed with me for 30+ years.

"I'm so bad, I haven't brushed my tooth in 26 years"

[Booney]

Jehovas Witnesses knocking on my door at 9 in the morning when Ive just done my first night shift for 6 months, doesn't god tell these **** the best time to visit or is god a **** too?

The next time i see them on my road im gonna get the porn ready to go on the tv with high volume....see how that goes down....

The last time a couple of them made it up my driveway and started telling me about Noah and the Flood, I politely interrupted and explained to them that that story was derived from the Epic of Gilgamesh written in Persia a bout 600 years earlier.

At that point they hesitated, then wished me a nice day and gave up...

The previous time I was opening mail (back in the snail mail days) when they knocked, and opened the door with my letter opener in hand - it is a one off hand made iron piece resembling an ancient dagger with a horned goat's head on the butt end. I'll never forget the look they gave me as they backed off...

I'm guessing you're the only SA Footy poster with a letter opener.

[Booney]

Getting Corporate Box tickets for the BBL Grand Final if we make it and then being told it wont have free piss.

It's a bit of a roll of the dice though, I have previously not bothered going at all or just not ventured to the box only to find out later that it ended up being catered.

Dry Februarys going well then?

Ha, started early to counteract this weekend, step-sons 21st Saturday.

I actually wanted to go from the 4th to the 4th for other reasons

Then there's a Wednesday night to take out, a Sunday afternoon, probably a sneaky Friday night one and before you know it you've swum your way through February!