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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Magellan » Wed Jan 31, 2018 2:31 pm

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woodublieve12 wrote:Getting a rental house you applied for. And moving out within the next 7 days.


So you're ducking off to a new pad?

Hope the walls don't have too many quacks.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Wed Jan 31, 2018 2:32 pm

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woodublieve12 wrote:Getting a rental house you applied for. And moving out within the next 7 days.


So you're ducking off to a new pad?

Hope the walls don't have too many quacks.

It's better than just paddling around, that would be fowl.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Jan 31, 2018 2:52 pm

Wedgie wrote:Wouldn't that cost a bill or two?

I'm sure he'll keep the price down
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Jan 31, 2018 2:52 pm

Gotta see feather or not he'll like it.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Magellan » Wed Jan 31, 2018 2:59 pm

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Wedgie wrote:Wouldn't that cost a bill or two?

I'm sure he'll keep the price down

Should be able to afford more than poultry sum.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Wed Jan 31, 2018 3:03 pm

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Wedgie wrote:Wouldn't that cost a bill or two?

I'm sure he'll keep the price down

Waddle he do to save money?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Wed Jan 31, 2018 3:12 pm

He's game!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Magellan » Wed Jan 31, 2018 3:14 pm

Pseudo wrote:
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Wedgie wrote:Wouldn't that cost a bill or two?

I'm sure he'll keep the price down

Waddle he do to save money?

Could give someone a wing, or perhaps get on the web.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MW » Wed Jan 31, 2018 3:15 pm

I hope it's a surprise, no peking
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Jan 31, 2018 3:19 pm

Pseudo wrote:Waddle he do to save money?

Start drinking Swan Lager
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Wed Jan 31, 2018 3:36 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Pseudo wrote:Waddle he do to save money?

Start drinking Swan Lager

Better still, some of this stuff:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Jan 31, 2018 3:38 pm

Wedgie wrote:He's game!

Oh deer.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Jan 31, 2018 3:38 pm

Pseudo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Pseudo wrote:Waddle he do to save money?

Start drinking Swan Lager

Better still, some of this stuff:
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2nd time I've seen that this week LOL.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Magellan » Wed Jan 31, 2018 3:50 pm

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Pseudo wrote:Waddle he do to save money?

Start drinking Swan Lager

Osprey for his taste buds, albatross that shit in the bin.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby stampy » Wed Jan 31, 2018 3:54 pm

dickheads who try and bail/bale you up as you leave a supermarket, eff off already :twisted:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Jan 31, 2018 3:56 pm

stampy wrote:dickheads who try and bail/bale you up as you leave a supermarket, eff off already :twisted:

Sales people?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Wed Jan 31, 2018 3:59 pm

stampy wrote:dickheads who try and bail/bale you up as you leave a supermarket, eff off already :twisted:

Check out chicks?
You've got to pay for your food mate!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Jan 31, 2018 4:00 pm

Wedgie wrote:
stampy wrote:dickheads who try and bail/bale you up as you leave a supermarket, eff off already :twisted:

Check out chicks?
You've got to pay for your food mate!

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Magellan » Wed Jan 31, 2018 4:01 pm

Wedgie wrote:
stampy wrote:dickheads who try and bail/bale you up as you leave a supermarket, eff off already :twisted:

Check out chicks?
You've got to pay for your food mate!

Still talking about ducks?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Wed Jan 31, 2018 4:12 pm

stampy wrote:dickheads who try and bail/bale you up as you leave a supermarket, eff off already :twisted:


I'm heavy set, one of my customers in Perth is really, really heavy set. We walked around the corner in a shopping centre and there's two blokes in polo's, sports shorts and shoes with all this exercise equipment in the middle of the mall.

The bloke I'm with just looked at them and said "I dare, I double dare you mother ****". Golden moment where everyone cracked up.

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