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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby woodublieve12 » Fri Jan 19, 2018 3:00 pm

Telling your 5 year old daughter that their parents are breaking up
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Fri Jan 19, 2018 3:16 pm

woodublieve12 wrote:Telling your 5 year old daughter that their parents are breaking up


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Fri Jan 19, 2018 3:19 pm

woodublieve12 wrote:Telling your 5 year old daughter that their parents are breaking up


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I feel for you mate.
Hopefully you can make the best of a bad situation.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MatteeG » Fri Jan 19, 2018 3:22 pm

woodublieve12 wrote:Telling your 5 year old daughter that their parents are breaking up


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MW » Fri Jan 19, 2018 3:37 pm

woodublieve12 wrote:Telling your 5 year old daughter that their parents are breaking up


Heartbreaking mate. :(
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby valleys07 » Fri Jan 19, 2018 3:44 pm

woodublieve12 wrote:Telling your 5 year old daughter that their parents are breaking up


=((

Kids are pretty bloody resilient. It will take time for their little minds to process it all, but make sure you stay strong and continually re-enforce to them that despite the fact mummy and daddy no longer live together, both yourself and your ex have so much love for each of them.

Really feeling for you, mate. Here if you need, please don't hesitate to get in touch.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Fri Jan 19, 2018 4:46 pm

I really feel for you Wubbzy
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Fri Jan 19, 2018 4:53 pm

woodublieve12 wrote:Telling your 5 year old daughter that their parents are breaking up

I have no words that can help you, and I have really no idea of exactly what you are going through. All I can say is seek some professional help, and keep talking with mates. Don't bottle it up. You will get through it mate....
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Fri Jan 19, 2018 5:31 pm

Feel for you mate, had to do the same a few years ago but mine were 17 and 14 so it was probably a lot easier for me and the ex to explain it.
Thoughts with you mate, if it's any consolation my best years have been since I split up with the mum of my kids.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Failed Creation » Fri Jan 19, 2018 8:06 pm

I can't stand this woman. Why does she whisper-talk all the time?

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I'd much rather the Toyota lady.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Fri Jan 19, 2018 8:13 pm

I’d give both of them one!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Fri Jan 19, 2018 9:10 pm

amber_fluid wrote:I’d give both of them one!

At the same time.
Sort of like a “hybrid-root”...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Failed Creation » Fri Jan 19, 2018 9:23 pm

Spargo wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:I’d give both of them one!

At the same time.
Sort of like a “hybrid-root”...


I wouldn't **** the Ford gal with someone else's dick. You guys can have her.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Fri Jan 19, 2018 9:23 pm

I’ll take the Trivago girl
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Fri Jan 19, 2018 9:28 pm

Brodlach wrote:I’ll take the Trivago girl
You know the rules......pics or GTFO [emoji6]
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Fri Jan 19, 2018 9:37 pm

Brodlach wrote:I’ll take the Trivago girl

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Fri Jan 19, 2018 10:14 pm

Ford girl shits me too, glad its not just me.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Failed Creation » Fri Jan 19, 2018 10:56 pm

Wedgie wrote:Ford girl shits me too, glad its not just me.


There's just no need for the constant whispering she does.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Fri Jan 19, 2018 11:17 pm

Failed Creation wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Ford girl shits me too, glad its not just me.


There's just no need for the constant whispering she does.

Imagine it in your ear...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Magellan » Fri Jan 19, 2018 11:49 pm

Spargo wrote:
Failed Creation wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Ford girl shits me too, glad its not just me.


There's just no need for the constant whispering she does.

Imagine it in your ear...

What, banging* on about extended warranties, on-road costs and bloody plate sales? No thanks.

However, she might have a chance if she slowly whispered the lyrics to Led Zeppelin’s ‘Trampled Under Foot’...

https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/ledzeppelin/trampledunderfoot.html
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