Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Magellan » Tue Jan 16, 2018 8:39 am

Spargo wrote:
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Lightning McQueen wrote:I love exercise, I could watch it all day.


Watching Aerobics Oz Style was always a good way to start the morning

It was a staple part of the breakfast diet.

...and the reason I was constantly 10 mins late for work.

Also the reason why the value of hand moisturiser shares skyrocketed.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Tue Jan 16, 2018 9:46 am

Spargo wrote:
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Lightning McQueen wrote:I love exercise, I could watch it all day.


Watching Aerobics Oz Style was always a good way to start the morning

It was a staple part of the breakfast diet.

...and the reason I was constantly 10 mins late for work.


Talking yourself up there mate! ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Tue Jan 16, 2018 10:00 am

I use to be a two miler, now I barely get out of the gates...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Magellan » Tue Jan 16, 2018 10:32 am

Spargo wrote:I use to be a two miler, now I barely get out of the gates...

You need a two-stroke engine.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JK » Tue Jan 16, 2018 10:55 am

Spargo wrote:I use to be a two miler, now I barely get out of the gates...


Might be the state of the track mate, maybe need a new Penetrometer?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Tue Jan 16, 2018 11:02 am

JK wrote:
Spargo wrote:I use to be a two miler, now I barely get out of the gates...


Might be the state of the track mate, maybe need a new Penetrometer?

Lugging bit off, tongue tie off, winkers on...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Jan 16, 2018 11:29 am

Probably getting the whip out too early mate.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Tue Jan 16, 2018 12:21 pm

Spargo wrote:I use to be a two miler, now I barely get out of the gates...

Time to put you over the jumps?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Tue Jan 16, 2018 1:18 pm

Corona Man wrote:
Spargo wrote:I use to be a two miler, now I barely get out of the gates...

Time to put you over the jumps?

Knackery...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mickey » Tue Jan 16, 2018 1:29 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Corona Man wrote:
Spargo wrote:I use to be a two miler, now I barely get out of the gates...

Time to put you over the jumps?

Knackery...
Maybe needs to be gelded
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Tue Jan 16, 2018 2:05 pm

Spargo wrote:
JK wrote:
Spargo wrote:I use to be a two miler, now I barely get out of the gates...


Might be the state of the track mate, maybe need a new Penetrometer?

Lugging bit off, tongue tie off, winkers on...

Shadow Roll on?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Tue Jan 16, 2018 2:10 pm

Corona Man wrote:
Spargo wrote:
JK wrote:
Spargo wrote:I use to be a two miler, now I barely get out of the gates...


Might be the state of the track mate, maybe need a new Penetrometer?

Lugging bit off, tongue tie off, winkers on...

Shadow Roll on?

Ear muffs?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MW » Tue Jan 16, 2018 2:15 pm

Jockey carrying too much weight?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Tue Jan 16, 2018 2:54 pm

Butt Plug in?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Magellan » Tue Jan 16, 2018 2:57 pm

Corona Man wrote:Butt Plug in?

Wrong gate.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Tue Jan 16, 2018 3:01 pm

Magellan wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Butt Plug in?

Wrong gate.

Its an exit, not an entry?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Tue Jan 16, 2018 3:13 pm

Corona Man wrote:Butt Plug in?

It never came out.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Tue Jan 16, 2018 3:16 pm

Spargo wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Butt Plug in?

It never came out.


Hate it when that happens.

Butter works a treat.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Jan 16, 2018 3:23 pm

HH3 wrote:
Spargo wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Butt Plug in?

It never came out.


Hate it when that happens.

Butter works a treat.

Stops it tasting like shit?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Tue Jan 16, 2018 3:26 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:Stops it tasting like shit?


Dilutes it a little at least.
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