by Spargo » Wed Dec 06, 2017 9:30 am
Arseh*les who don’t pick up after their dog, I’ve encountered this twice in the last week.
First was a bloke on Melbourne St who’s pooch was dropping nuggets whilst still walking. He seemed oblivious so I pointed it out as it was on the footpath out the front of a business I was about to enter. “Oh, ok” he said. I came back out & he’d simply kicked one of the droppings further up the footpath. WTF???
The second was last night on the Esplanade at Brighton, I’d pulled over to send a text message & this woman stopped by a tree whilst her dog laid one. She couldn’t tell I was watching her. She bent down halfway (with plastic bag in hand) looked around to see if anyone was looking, and left it there.
I caught up, slowed down & waited until more people were nearby - “I hope a lazy, selfish dog owner let’s their dog shit on your front lawn & leaves it just like you left your dogs shit back there under that tree” I yelled
She had nowhere to go & everyone was looking at her now - bitch.
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