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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Thu Nov 30, 2017 4:20 pm

Johno6 wrote:got invited to solitaire motors box with the father in law to the test Saturday


but I cant go because we cant get a baby sitter and the wife has a hens night planned ages ago

pissed off to say the least


I'll baby sit
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Thu Nov 30, 2017 4:28 pm

HH3 wrote:
Johno6 wrote:got invited to solitaire motors box with the father in law to the test Saturday


but I cant go because we cant get a baby sitter and the wife has a hens night planned ages ago

pissed off to say the least


I'll baby sit

I’ll bring the beer...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Thu Nov 30, 2017 4:29 pm

HH3 wrote:
Johno6 wrote:got invited to solitaire motors box with the father in law to the test Saturday


but I cant go because we cant get a baby sitter and the wife has a hens night planned ages ago

pissed off to say the least


I'll take your spot at the cricket


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Thu Nov 30, 2017 4:47 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
HH3 wrote:
Johno6 wrote:got invited to solitaire motors box with the father in law to the test Saturday


but I cant go because we cant get a baby sitter and the wife has a hens night planned ages ago

pissed off to say the least


I'll take your spot at the cricket


EFA


Actually Im working a hens night that night.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Thu Nov 30, 2017 4:48 pm

HH3 wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
HH3 wrote:
Johno6 wrote:got invited to solitaire motors box with the father in law to the test Saturday


but I cant go because we cant get a baby sitter and the wife has a hens night planned ages ago

pissed off to say the least


I'll take your spot at the cricket


EFA


Actually Im working a hens night that night.


Don’t get her too excited as Johno wil be asleep when she gets home..........
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Thu Nov 30, 2017 4:51 pm

amber_fluid wrote:Don’t get her too excited as Johno wil be asleep when she gets home..........


Its ok. She'll be all tuckered out by the time she gets home.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Thu Nov 30, 2017 5:30 pm

HH3 wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:Don’t get her too excited as Johno wil be asleep when she gets home..........


Its ok. She'll be all tuckered out by the time she gets home.

:lol: Yes little buddy.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Thu Nov 30, 2017 5:39 pm

Spargo wrote:
HH3 wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:Don’t get her too excited as Johno wil be asleep when she gets home..........


Its ok. She'll be all tuckered out by the time she gets home.

:lol: Yes little buddy.


He’s going to sit next to her and talk all night.........she’ll be tuckered and f**ked all at the sametime!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Dec 01, 2017 8:55 am

Spargo wrote:
HH3 wrote:
Johno6 wrote:got invited to solitaire motors box with the father in law to the test Saturday


but I cant go because we cant get a baby sitter and the wife has a hens night planned ages ago

pissed off to say the least


I'll baby sit

I’ll bring the beer...

Where's the hens party?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Magellan » Fri Dec 01, 2017 9:01 am

HH3 wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
HH3 wrote:
Johno6 wrote:got invited to solitaire motors box with the father in law to the test Saturday


but I cant go because we cant get a baby sitter and the wife has a hens night planned ages ago

pissed off to say the least


I'll take your spot at the cricket


EFA


Actually Im working a hens night that night.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dutchy » Fri Dec 01, 2017 10:05 am

Johno6 wrote:got invited to solitaire motors box with the father in law to the test Saturday


but I cant go because we cant get a baby sitter and the wife has a hens night planned ages ago

pissed off to say the least


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Fri Dec 01, 2017 10:14 am

so I don't get to go AND HH3 gets to nail my wife........

good things come in 3's, so cant wait to see whats next.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Fri Dec 01, 2017 11:12 am

Johno6 wrote:so I don't get to go AND HH3 gets to nail my wife........

good things come in 3's, so cant wait to see whats next.


@Johno6 Can you say hello to my kid for me?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:22 pm

HH3 wrote:
Johno6 wrote:so I don't get to go AND HH3 gets to nail my wife........

good things come in 3's, so cant wait to see whats next.


@Johno6 Can you say hello to my kid for me?


You and Johno had a kid together......... :shock:

That’d be one very intelligent kid ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:39 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
HH3 wrote:
Johno6 wrote:so I don't get to go AND HH3 gets to nail my wife........

good things come in 3's, so cant wait to see whats next.


@Johno6 Can you say hello to my kid for me?


You and Johno had a kid together......... :shock:

That’d be one very intelligent kid ;)

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Sat Dec 02, 2017 9:31 am

Cleaning my oven. Shit job.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Sat Dec 02, 2017 1:34 pm

Corona Man wrote:Cleaning my oven. Shit job.

Our oven gave up the ghost a coupla days ago....still under warranty but have to wait for someone to come out...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MW » Mon Dec 04, 2017 12:24 pm

Get a pyrolytic oven. self cleaning, then just wipe the dust from the bottom afterwards.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Dec 04, 2017 12:31 pm

MW wrote:Get a pyrolytic oven. self cleaning, then just wipe the dust from the bottom afterwards.

That's one duty I refuse to partake in at home, I do ALL of the dishes in lieu of not having to do other roles, mopping is a no go zone for me too!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Mon Dec 04, 2017 12:59 pm

Mopping is easy...i make our labrador wait for its bedtime feed....it starts frothing out of its mouth onto floor....i feed her and then mop the floor using that saliva with my socks...
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