Things that give you the sh1ts

[Spargo]

Would love to name my top three North people but i don't know that many

C'mon champ...

[MW]

Would love to name my top three North people but i don't know that many

C'mon champ...

I literally don't champ

[HH3]

Would love to name my top three North people but i don't know that many

C'mon champ...

I literally don't champ

Yeah North fans are f**kwits

[Spargo]

Would love to name my top three North people but i don't know that many

C'mon champ...

I literally don't champ

Yeah North fans are f**kwits

You & Dutchy bring us down.

[Brodlach]

Would love to name my top three North people but i don't know that many

C'mon champ...

I literally don't champ

Yeah North fans are f**kwits

Nowhere near as bad as Hawks fans

[cracka]

On behalf of all Crows supporters, suck shit

I'd narrowed it down to 3 on who would respond to this with something so witty.
You were in the trifecta

Benny, cracka (or maybe me?)

Huh?

[Brodlach]

I boxed the pick 4 and only got money back!

Who rattled your chain, get back to work

Taken the night off due to the girlfriends daughter in law (who currently lives with us) breaking into seizures tonight so we're looking after the young un. That fits nicely into the category as not only do I miss out on pay I cant drink either!
Doesnt sound good, she cracked her head open and there was blood and vomit everywhere. Had another fit while getting a CT scan but probably best for it to happen there.

Cant have my phone on me at work, would never post from there.

@wedgie How is she doing?

[Wedgie]

I boxed the pick 4 and only got money back!

Who rattled your chain, get back to work

Taken the night off due to the girlfriends daughter in law (who currently lives with us) breaking into seizures tonight so we're looking after the young un. That fits nicely into the category as not only do I miss out on pay I cant drink either!
Doesnt sound good, she cracked her head open and there was blood and vomit everywhere. Had another fit while getting a CT scan but probably best for it to happen there.

Cant have my phone on me at work, would never post from there.

@wedgie How is she doing?

Home again yesterday, seems ok. Think she will need some more tests. The onky thing her two incidents have in common is she hit the piss the night before so she might have to learn to never drink. Glad its not me, mind you I'd drop 30kgs in no time if it was!

PS That tag didnt work for some reason.

[LaughingKookaburra]

@Wedgie I have had similar issues over the years. There is nothing more scary than waking up after that occurs. Whilst I can still drink I can no longer go out and have benders. I can give you the details if you like of the best Neurological doctor you will come across. The issue you will find here is that many neurological doctors will dramatically overreact and that can lead to more stressful situations going forward for the sufferer. I have had 3 seizures in total and some doctors left me feeling like an absolute monster. Just getting my licence back was an absolute disgraceful process.

[Wedgie]

@Wedgie I have had similar issues over the years. There is nothing more scary than waking up after that occurs. Whilst I can still drink I can no longer go out and have benders. I can give you the details if you like of the best Neurological doctor you will come across. The issue you will find here is that many neurological doctors will dramatically overreact and that can lead to more stressful situations going forward for the sufferer. I have had 3 seizures in total and some doctors left me feeling like an absolute monster. Just getting my licence back was an absolute disgraceful process.

Thatd be awesome mate, feel free to pm his or her name.

[carey]

Having to sit through 2 of my Mrs netball games today in that stupid carnival thing.

[Footy Chick]

Having to sit through 2 of my Mrs netball games today in that stupid carnival thing.

Why does supporting your future wife give you the shits?

[carey]

Having to sit through 2 of my Mrs netball games today in that stupid carnival thing.

Why does supporting your future wife give you the shits?

Watching the second worst sport in the world certainly gives me the shits. I hated every second of it

[Spargo]

[mighty_tiger_79]

Whats the worst sport???

[carey]

Whats the worst sport???

Soccer by the length of the straight.

[mighty_tiger_79]

Whats the worst sport???

Soccer by the length of the straight.

Thankgod I didn't want to get into an argument over Curling.

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[Pseudo]

Flat-pack furniture.

"Easy assembly" my arse.

Four and a half hours, hands blistered from wrenching allen keys, backtracked twice after bolting bits together backwards, finally managed to erect something which vaguely resembled the illustration on the box.

[Footy Chick]

Flat-pack furniture.

"Easy assembly" my arse.

Four and a half hours, hands blistered from wrenching allen keys, backtracked twice after bolting bits together backwards, finally managed to erect something which vaguely resembled the illustration on the box.

Pseudo?

[mighty_tiger_79]

So going to our head office in Geelong in thursday and of course its the red eye....

Apparently staying overnight.....but work hasnt booked that in or the return flight ....




My biggest issue....why wasnt this done a few weeks back when the Cats had a home match.....this thursday we play in WA...