Riverland Football Chatter

[Dogwatcher]

Wha???

[catfish]

i think there's a j in there somewhere! are you really mates? can you get any gf tickets? don't mess with me now!

[Baron Greenback]

Barry Dawson is mates with everyone that he hasn't roundhouse kicked. They are all dead.
Check the Advertiser for more details....

[catfish]

come to think of it i think i saw a fellow looking like mr dawson singing the song with a scarf on. the cats get all the best supporters!

[Dogwatcher]

You idiot BD.

[Baron Greenback]

Barry Dawson doesn't believe in the letter J. He prefers K for kick. Roundhouse kick that is.

[Dogwatcher]

Mad Monday's a little early ain't it BD?

[catfish]

and while we're off the topic of riverland footy, how about those centrals boys dw? the loss they had to have?

[Dogwatcher]

Ohhhhhh, now you talk SANFL CF. Now you do eh?
I'm not disconsolate about the loss. Not the one we had to have, but a nice wake up call.

CF - do you have an English soccer team?

[catfish]

not as such. by the way i don't really follow north, it just wouldn't let me put nothing on the profile.
i did like watford back at uni but think they have slipped back to lower leagues now.

[Dogwatcher]

I was hoping you'd say Spurs. lol. Cos then I'd have something to fire back.
The mighty Black Cats beat 'em on Saturday night!

As for Watford, is that because you're secretly an Elton John fan?

[catfish]

nothing secret about it. no i liked the fact they were the bumblebees. or maybe the wasps. well i think that's right. and for the unenlightened, who are the black cats?!

[Baron Greenback]

Good to see Rooney break his foot. I hate Man U with a vengeance.

[Dogwatcher]

The Black Cats are Sunderland. Came up into the EPL this year and have opened with a win.

[Baron Greenback]

Call me a bandwagon jumper if you like but I'm a Chelsea man.
Have been since I watched them lose to Man U in an FA Cup final years ago.
Mum and Dad are both Man U fans, hence the hatred.

Don't mind Southhampton as well...

[Dogwatcher]

Chelski bandwagon jumper!
What's gonna happen when the Russian mafia money runs out??

[Baron Greenback]

Barry Dawson will fund the team.
They will be a team of bourbon drinking legends with Barry as the main striker.
That is until he is banned for life for roundhouse kicking Wayne Rooney's sister in the face.

[BIG SEXY]

so thats how you get the ladies BD, roundhouse kicks. no wonder my approach of walking around with my guts out throwing up hasnt worked.

[Baron Greenback]

That works for Barry Dawson though.
With my help, you could one day master this art too DW.

[Dogwatcher]

Barry Dawson must have collected too many roundhouse kicks to his head - as I think it was Crushinator that questioned your chick pulling technique.

BTW - from what I'm told you've been pulling something lately, and it ain't women...