Things that make you laugh

[Wedgie]

I'll enjoy a laugh at the Melbourne media having fits if we finished up with an all Sydney grand final.
Though I think they would start calling Sydney "Souths" again then.

I don't remember them having fits in the Port v Brisbane or Sydney v West Coast GFs, or the Geelong v West Coast GFs for that matter. The only fits I see is from South Australians with chips on their shoulders most years.

[Booney]

Some of the late night talk show commentary on Brad and Angelina :

Trevor Noah :

“I can’t believe Angelina is leaving Brad. So no more Brangelina? Does that mean this is a Brexit? Is that what this is, a Bradsit? Angeleaveya? What is this? But seriously, you think you guys are devastated — think about how Africans are feeling right now. These two were our only way out. How do you think I got here?”

Jimmy Fallon :

“It’s kind of sad news, big news, that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are separating. Yeah, it’s pretty scary when even Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are like, ‘Eh, I could do better.’”

James Cordon :

“Angelina filed for custody of their six children, and when Brad heard that, he was like, ‘We have six children? It seems like way more.’ But this breakup couldn’t come at a worse time. In the face of a Donald Trump presidency, Brad and Angelina’s marriage was the last hope for immigrants to be welcomed into this country.”

The pick of them though,

Jimmy Kimmel :

“Apparently the reason they’re getting divorced is she talked about Fight Club, and he specifically asked her not to do that.”

and

“Apparently the reason they’re getting divorced is she talked about Fight Club, and he specifically asked her not to do that.”

[HH3]

Fake sports fans.

The Texans are currently getting embarrassed by the Patriots, so a guy who only follows the NFL during Super Bowl week when the Pats are playing tags me in shit on FB.

[Booney]

Fake sports fans.

The Texans are currently getting embarrassed by the Patriots, so a guy who only follows the NFL during Super Bowl week when the Pats are playing tags me in shit on FB.

He's not fake, he's just not as committed. Yeah?

[heater31]

Fake sports fans.

The Texans are currently getting embarrassed by the Patriots, so a guy who only follows the NFL during Super Bowl week when the Pats are playing tags me in shit on FB.

I follow the Pats.....on social media too, is it acceptable for me to tag you in them then

[HH3]

Fake sports fans.

The Texans are currently getting embarrassed by the Patriots, so a guy who only follows the NFL during Super Bowl week when the Pats are playing tags me in shit on FB.

I follow the Pats.....on social media too, is it acceptable for me to tag you in them then

If you actually follow them, not just jump on in February like this spud.

[Wedgie]

I dont put shit on anyone being a Bengals fan.

[HH3]

I dont put shit on anyone being a Bengals fan.

The Bengals are good. Unfortunately, they have to go through the Steelers to have any success. Good luck with that.

[am Bays]

Mate in Darwin posting on the SANFL FB page on the 30 213 fans turning up to the GF, "Well done to the 6000 Eagles fans for turning up"

[Wedgie]

Mate in Darwin posting on the SANFL FB page on the 30 213 fans turning up to the GF, "Well done to the 6000 Eagles fans for turning up"

Geezus, he's an optimist! Even the North fans from the Ressies outnumbered the Eagles fans today!

[am Bays]

Mate in Darwin posting on the SANFL FB page on the 30 213 fans turning up to the GF, "Well done to the 6000 Eagles fans for turning up"

Geezus, he's an optimist! Even the North fans from the Ressies outnumbered the Eagles fans today!

Yeah I told him not to exaggerate!!!

[Lightning McQueen]

I dont put shit on anyone being a Bengals fan.

Walk like an Egyptian?

[nuggety goodness]

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[Magellan]

I dont put shit on anyone being a Bengals fan.

Walk like an Egyptian?

They're a good band, but I'm more into the Chantoozies myself.

[mighty_tiger_79]

Who thought it was a good idea to make a new series of MacGyver ....

[Failed Creation]

Who thought it was a good idea to make a new series of MacGyver ....

[Lightning McQueen]

Dude that busks at the Springbank shopping centre, he just strums away on his guitar sometimes to no recognisable tune and then looks at you with puppy dog eyes hoping you'll drop some money in his case.

That part is understandable but dude, you're puffing on a ciggy that costs upwards of $20 a packet, must be pretty skint.

[whufc]

Apparently this is the biggest power outage since the 07 GF

[valleys07]

Apparently this is the biggest power outage since the 07 GF

Haha. I'll pay that.

[RustyCage]