by Pseudo » Sat Jul 30, 2016 11:20 pm
Walked to the pub after work on Friday evening. As I walked through the grounds, heading for the front bar, I was assaulted in the car park.
By a duck.
Yes, a duck, as in buoyant waterfowl. There was a couple of mallards picking at the grass in the car park. As I walked past smiling at them, one of them lowered its head and stretched out its neck, opened its beak and charged at me. Caught entirely by surprise I jumped back; yes, I was beaten back by a duck.
Since when do ducks attack humans? WTF?
Clowns OUT. Smears OUT. RESIST THE OCCUPATION.