by HH3 » Mon Dec 14, 2015 10:13 am
Was dragged along the the Watermark for the missus's's's work function on Friday night.
What a piece of shit that place is.
First off, I had to pay $32, and don't even get a cup for coke, coz I'm over 14. What a load of shit.
Second, I get stuck at the table right where two tables joined. Very uncomfortable.
Thirdly, I hate buffets. I hate having to go get my own food. I hate standing in a slow moving line, watching disgusting people leaning over my food before I can get to it.
Fourth, the selection wasn't great, and I ended up filling up on chicken nuggets fried rice and spring rolls. There was one good dish (crispy tentacles). I ate one full plate, and then gave up on the hot food.
Fifth, the dessert bar was pretty good. I had two servings. Mixed chocolate pudding, coconut balls, rocky road and warm custard....twice.
Sixth, the place was full of f**kin idiots. Other work functions had people dancing on tables and whooping it up while we were trying to talk. I couldn't hear myself think.
My missus thought my tshirt, shorts and thongs wasn't dressy enough, but when she got in there, she realised I was right when I said its a place for bogans to go at the bay. As soon as we walked in and saw a sea of V8 Supercars polos, she felt overdressed and out of place. Sucker.
So obviously, this isn't gonna be a 10.....
I'd say I'd give it a 2/10. They had spiced rum, and the guy playing guitar in the front bar didn't butcher every song he played (most, but not all).
The Watermark can suck a fat one!
I TOLD YOU SO
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