Johno6 wrote:Hook. Line. Sinker.
Nah I didn't catch you that we'll, you only took the bait.
by cracka » Wed May 13, 2015 7:57 am
Johno6 wrote:Hook. Line. Sinker.
by stan » Wed May 13, 2015 8:05 am
cracka wrote:Johno6 wrote:this time last week I thought al crows supporters were dead or didn't have access to the internet.
now its like they are all alive and well and on Asian speed internet connections
this time last week I thought crows haters were alive and well and on Asian speed internet connections.
now its like they are dead or don't have access to the internet.
Amazing what a week in footy can do eh
by shoe boy » Wed May 13, 2015 8:50 am
by Dogwatcher » Wed May 13, 2015 10:15 am
bennymacca wrote:How much is $2000 worth of bull semen? What size tank are we talking here?
What is the shelf life on bull semen storage?
by Footy Chick » Wed May 13, 2015 10:22 am
Dogwatcher wrote:bennymacca wrote:How much is $2000 worth of bull semen? What size tank are we talking here?
What is the shelf life on bull semen storage?
So many questions.
Gatt_Weasel wrote:if they (Walkerville) dont win the flag ill run around the block of my street naked :) you can grab a chair and enjoy the view
by tipper » Wed May 13, 2015 11:13 am
Footy Chick wrote:Dogwatcher wrote:bennymacca wrote:How much is $2000 worth of bull semen? What size tank are we talking here?
What is the shelf life on bull semen storage?
So many questions.
1) To be honest, it might be only one or two tubes worth, depending on the breeding (if mum and dad were champions, price goes up)
2) Tank might be the size of one of those milk doovies you throw the balls into at the show, if that.
3) I believe it's frozen (like cryogenically, or whatever the word is) but not sure if this makes it last longer. Assuming it would - it's just like freezing sperm and embryos for a human.
4) Was anyone actually meant to answer those questions seriously?
by Lightning McQueen » Wed May 13, 2015 11:18 am
Footy Chick wrote:
1) To be honest, it might be only one or two tubes worth, depending on the breeding (if mum and dad were champions, price goes up)
2) Tank might be the size of one of those milk doovies you throw the balls into at the show, if that.
3) I believe it's frozen (like cryogenically, or whatever the word is) but not sure if this makes it last longer. Assuming it would - it's just like freezing sperm and embryos for a human.
4) Was anyone actually meant to answer those questions seriously?
by carey » Wed May 13, 2015 11:19 am
Lightning McQueen wrote:Footy Chick wrote:
1) To be honest, it might be only one or two tubes worth, depending on the breeding (if mum and dad were champions, price goes up)
2) Tank might be the size of one of those milk doovies you throw the balls into at the show, if that.
3) I believe it's frozen (like cryogenically, or whatever the word is) but not sure if this makes it last longer. Assuming it would - it's just like freezing sperm and embryos for a human.
4) Was anyone actually meant to answer those questions seriously?
How do they get it into the containers?
by Footy Chick » Wed May 13, 2015 11:24 am
tipper wrote:Footy Chick wrote:Dogwatcher wrote:bennymacca wrote:How much is $2000 worth of bull semen? What size tank are we talking here?
What is the shelf life on bull semen storage?
So many questions.
1) To be honest, it might be only one or two tubes worth, depending on the breeding (if mum and dad were champions, price goes up)
2) Tank might be the size of one of those milk doovies you throw the balls into at the show, if that.
3) I believe it's frozen (like cryogenically, or whatever the word is) but not sure if this makes it last longer. Assuming it would - it's just like freezing sperm and embryos for a human.
4) Was anyone actually meant to answer those questions seriously?
does the fact you answered those questions, seemingly with some confidence, make you the forums resident bull semen expert???
Gatt_Weasel wrote:if they (Walkerville) dont win the flag ill run around the block of my street naked :) you can grab a chair and enjoy the view
by HH3 » Wed May 13, 2015 11:25 am
by Footy Chick » Wed May 13, 2015 11:29 am
Gatt_Weasel wrote:if they (Walkerville) dont win the flag ill run around the block of my street naked :) you can grab a chair and enjoy the view
by fisho mcspaz » Wed May 13, 2015 11:35 am
by Dogwatcher » Wed May 13, 2015 11:35 am
by Dogwatcher » Wed May 13, 2015 11:37 am
Footy Chick wrote:Dogwatcher wrote:bennymacca wrote:How much is $2000 worth of bull semen? What size tank are we talking here?
What is the shelf life on bull semen storage?
So many questions.
1) To be honest, it might be only one or two tubes worth, depending on the breeding (if mum and dad were champions, price goes up)
2) Tank might be the size of one of those milk doovies you throw the balls into at the show, if that.
3) I believe it's frozen (like cryogenically, or whatever the word is) but not sure if this makes it last longer. Assuming it would - it's just like freezing sperm and embryos for a human.
4) Was anyone actually meant to answer those questions seriously?
by Lightning McQueen » Wed May 13, 2015 11:38 am
fisho mcspaz wrote:This was in a Roald Dahl book so you might want to take it with a pinch of salt, but there was a scene where the characters had to collect some bull semen. They just did it by grabbing the bull's wang while he was trying to mount a cow, put a rubber bag around it (evidently experiencing a shortage of bull-sized frangers), and let the bull keep happily banging away. When he was done, they made off with the bag, mixed the contents with glycerol in tubes, then froze the tubes in dry ice to preserve the little wrigglers. The glycerol somehow stopped the sperm from freezing to death. Why I'm participating in this conversation, I don't know. This is taking procrastination to a new level.
by Dogwatcher » Wed May 13, 2015 11:41 am
by Footy Chick » Wed May 13, 2015 11:44 am
Dogwatcher wrote:Soooo...you're the semen expert, FC.
Brilliant.
You know that's going to get some good use.
Gatt_Weasel wrote:if they (Walkerville) dont win the flag ill run around the block of my street naked :) you can grab a chair and enjoy the view
by carey » Wed May 13, 2015 11:47 am
Footy Chick wrote:Dogwatcher wrote:Soooo...you're the semen expert, FC.
Brilliant.
You know that's going to get some good use.
hardly an expert - I'm sure others here with more experience than me.
by Lightning McQueen » Wed May 13, 2015 11:50 am
carey wrote:
Well that counts me out I've never tried it......
by carey » Wed May 13, 2015 11:55 am
Lightning McQueen wrote:carey wrote:
Well that counts me out I've never tried it......
What? You've never had the urge to go knock the top off a bull?
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