Top Ten Funeral Songs

[silicone skyline]

Chiquitita?
I don't care about the lyrics, it's freakin ABBA.
Very inappropriate.

[Punk Rooster]

Thirteen Autumns & a Widow- Cradle of Filth
Time Bomb/Ruby Soho- Rancid
Death Comes Ripping- Misfits!

[Dirko]

The Angels...
Am I ever gonna see ya face again !
All the mourners can then chant..."No way get F##ked, F##k off"
That's the one for me !!

[Footy Chick]

Bitch
Evil Woman
Ding Dong the witch is dead
Am I ever gonna see your face again.... are songs everyone else would probably pick for me..

Real ones though;

Never Tear us Apart - INXS
Nobody knows - PINK
Lost without You - Delta
Because of You - Kelly Clarkson
Bitch - Meredith Brooks

[Mr66]

Chiquitita?
I don't care about the lyrics, it's freakin ABBA.
Very inappropriate.

'You're enchained by your own sorrow
In your eyes there is no hope for tomorrow'

'How the heartaches come and they go and the scars they're leaving
You'll be dancing once again and the pain will end
You will have no time for grieving'

'And your love blows out a candle
All is gone and it seems so hard to handle'

Repeat these lyrics and think of a 29 year old woman who has both
of her ovaries removed due to cancer. That left her infertile.
Then a month later, she is told that the cancer had spread and she only had six months to live.
Then her scum boyfriend dumps her and you she is tens of thousands of dollars
in debt.
"VERY INAPPROPRIATE" ?!?!
Obviously an ignorant comment made without reading the lyrics.

[johntheclaret]

Chiquitita?
I don't care about the lyrics, it's freakin ABBA.
Very inappropriate.

'You're enchained by your own sorrow
In your eyes there is no hope for tomorrow'

'How the heartaches come and they go and the scars they're leaving
You'll be dancing once again and the pain will end
You will have no time for grieving'

'And your love blows out a candle
All is gone and it seems so hard to handle'

Repeat these lyrics and think of a 29 year old woman who has both
of her ovaries removed due to cancer. That left her infertile.
Then a month later, she is told that the cancer had spread and she only had six months to live.
Then her scum boyfriend dumps her and you she is tens of thousands of dollars
in debt.
"VERY INAPPROPRIATE" ?!?!
Obviously an ignorant comment made without reading the lyrics.

As soon as I saw thtis thread I thought about you Mr66. Not everyone knows what you went through not so long since, don't let it get to you mate. The light at the end of the tunnel does get brighter with time.

[Dogwatcher]

I went to a funeral recently where among the songs a mate had chosen was The Bad Touch by The Bloodhound Gang "you and me baby ain't nothin but mammals".

[silicone skyline]

Chiquitita?
I don't care about the lyrics, it's freakin ABBA.
Very inappropriate.

'You're enchained by your own sorrow
In your eyes there is no hope for tomorrow'

'How the heartaches come and they go and the scars they're leaving
You'll be dancing once again and the pain will end
You will have no time for grieving'

'And your love blows out a candle
All is gone and it seems so hard to handle'

Repeat these lyrics and think of a 29 year old woman who has both
of her ovaries removed due to cancer. That left her infertile.
Then a month later, she is told that the cancer had spread and she only had six months to live.
Then her scum boyfriend dumps her and you she is tens of thousands of dollars
in debt.
"VERY INAPPROPRIATE" ?!?!
Obviously an ignorant comment made without reading the lyrics.

Well, there's a storyline you won't see on Allsaints.

[silicone skyline]

I didn't know there were necrophilia docos on the Discovery Channel. Glad I don't have Foxtel if that's the case.

I have seen one on discovery before, some dude and a goat.
Dead serious.
I think there were some complaints made...

[Diddy]

I didn't know there were necrophilia docos on the Discovery Channel. Glad I don't have Foxtel if that's the case.

I have seen one on discovery before, some dude and a goat.
Dead serious.
I think there were some complaints made...

Ah, so Wangary made its international TV debut.

n.b. this is an Eyre Peninsula joke about a town whose residents are all into beastiality. I may or may not be lying.

[silicone skyline]

Was this a dig at me or Wangary in general?
I think you're lying.

[Gilly]

Yakety Sax

[Diddy]

Was this a dig at me or Wangary in general?
I think you're lying.

Why would it be a dig at you? You're from Whyalla. Aren't you?

[silicone skyline]

Am I??

[Diddy]

Of course you're not, but it couldn't be a dig at you unless I knew you were from Wangary.

[silicone skyline]

I don't wanna do it if Diddy did it!
Did Diddy do it?
Diddy did do it.
A full ice cream bar?
Diddy did it.
DAMMIT! WHAT DIDN'T DIDDY DO?!

[Diddy]

For just a Skyline Pigeon
Dreaming of the open
Waiting for the day
He can spread his wings
And fly away again
Fly away skyline pigeon fly
Towards the dreams
You've left so very far behind

Music by Elton John
Lyrics by Bernie Taupin
Available on the album Empty Sky
Released as a UK B-side in January, 1973

[brod]

Touched - V.A.S.T