Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Thu Sep 25, 2014 4:46 pm

Booney wrote:Get a text from a mate this morning, a Hawthorn supporter.

It reads "VR Race 7 #4"

I look it up.

"Three points"

:twisted:

You need to find a horse called "Ten Goals Plus" and send the details back to him after this weekend...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Thu Sep 25, 2014 4:55 pm

Booney wrote:VR07 SHOWCASE BM 70 HANDICAP - THREE POINTS Win$5@$9.00=$45.00 Plc$5@$2.50=$12.50



AND I'm ten bucks down....!! :twisted:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby trev » Fri Sep 26, 2014 10:35 am

Pseudo wrote:I just got charged $9.50 for a pint in the Strath.

NINE EFFING FIFTY.

They're taking the Mickey...


Went to a shitty riverside bar near Flinders St station. Was my round. Three pints $42!!!!
That's $14 a pint for those playing at home.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Fri Sep 26, 2014 10:43 am

surely these places are banned.....
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Sep 26, 2014 1:51 pm

trev wrote:
Pseudo wrote:I just got charged $9.50 for a pint in the Strath.

NINE EFFING FIFTY.

They're taking the Mickey...


Went to a shitty riverside bar near Flinders St station. Was my round. Three pints $42!!!!
That's $14 a pint for those playing at home.


Transport Hotel around the corner were $11 for imperials last Saturday.
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Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby RustyCage » Sun Sep 28, 2014 2:41 pm

Introducing my girlfriend to my family with a meal at a hotel. What do my parents do? Bring baby photos of me....
I'm gonna break my rusty cage and run
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby GWW » Sun Sep 28, 2014 2:59 pm

Horrible wind, or "north wind" as my dad would call it.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby woodublieve12 » Sun Sep 28, 2014 8:05 pm

Swans being shit yesterday, hull losing and I thought if cheer my self up with some online FIFA this morning and I get beat 5-0. This weekend can **** off
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby RustyCage » Mon Sep 29, 2014 11:09 am

Trying to put together a desk

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Mon Sep 29, 2014 11:13 am

You thought the instructions were going to be helpful, didn't you? :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby RustyCage » Mon Sep 29, 2014 11:19 am

I've seen worse instructions , but these definitely aren't the most descriptive
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Mon Sep 29, 2014 11:19 am

Is said desk from Fantastic Rusty?

I think I had my eye on same desk.

Your outcome may determine my willingness to make same purchase :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Mon Sep 29, 2014 11:20 am

Make an offer after it's been assembled ...
Dunno, I’m just an idiot.

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Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby RustyCage » Mon Sep 29, 2014 11:24 am

It might be, was bought in the Riverland that's all I know.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Mon Sep 29, 2014 11:26 am

You're doing it all wrong, you need a rock instead of the cup ...
Dunno, I’m just an idiot.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Ash Man » Mon Sep 29, 2014 7:30 pm

The Woolworths 85c bread ads are doing my head in
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Mon Sep 29, 2014 7:44 pm

The Ash Man wrote:The Woolworths 85c bread ads are doing my head in


same same... it's cheap!

At least they say nothing about it being fresh :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Mon Sep 29, 2014 7:51 pm

Wonder where it's actually made?
July 11th 2012....
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Mon Sep 29, 2014 8:00 pm

The Ash Man wrote:The Woolworths 85c bread ads are doing my head in


Should be told to advertise its cardboard....
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby stan » Tue Sep 30, 2014 1:17 pm

This bloke at work. All talk no action. Tells cetain sections one thing and does nothing.
Read my reply. It is directed at you because you have double standards
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