HOLLYWOOD HARDING drive of the year

[mal]

SP
Another story about how BAYMAN got his name

When BAYMAN was a young lad of 18 his dad asked him
" SON ARE STILL A VIRGIN. "
" Yes I am still a virgin daddy."
" SON IVE ARRANGED FOR SOME OF THE GLENELG FOOTBALLERS TO
TAKE YOU TO THE BAY DISCO ON SUNDAY NIGHT YOU MIGHT GET LUCKY."

The following Monday Dad wakes up BAYMAN and asks
" SON DIDJA GET LAYED LAST NIGHT."
" yep sure did daddy."
" SON IM PROUD OF YOU , NOW COME OUT TO THE SHED IVE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU."

Dad and BAYMAN walk into the shed.
" SEE THAT MOTOR BIKE SON, THATS YOURS FOR BECOMING A MAN LAST NIGHT."
" Dad I dont want the motorbike."
" SON ITS WHAT YOUVE ALWAYS WANTED, AND A PRESENT FOR BREAKING YOUR VIRGINITY."
" Dad i dont want it."
" WHY NOT SON ?"
" Dad my arse is too sore."

The legend of BAYMAN arose.
PS He still hangs around Glenelg footballers...........

Beacuse we changed pages I thought I would bring this up again

[SCD]

Never drove a winner - you are spot on correct papas...
But i've sure ridden winners then you've had hot dinners from the vinnies soup kitchen...

[steve papas]

where did you ride them at SCD????? GIVE ME A SPELL!!! NEXT YOU'LL TRY SAYING YOUR NAMES DAMIEN OLIVER OR DARREN BEADMAN. please stop talking crap or show your name and post your record.

BASICLY PUT UP OR SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dutchy]

BASICLY PUT UP OR SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

take some of your own advice....

Lucy's light still racing???

[steve papas]

I THINK LUCY'S LIGHT HAS BEEN RETIRED? but i'm not.

[mal]

What a trifecta
DON BRADMAN
LATE MAL
DAVID HARDING

[Dutchy]

I THINK LUCY'S LIGHT HAS BEEN RETIRED? but i'm not.

yes you have....poster banned, any issues with this please PM me (3 derogatory posts about fellow posters and a leading SA trainer's wife)

[SCD]

where did you ride them at SCD????? GIVE ME A SPELL!!! NEXT YOU'LL TRY SAYING YOUR NAMES DAMIEN OLIVER OR DARREN BEADMAN. please stop talking crap or show your name and post your record.

BASICLY PUT UP OR SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok - anyone interested in checking out my record.. it's not that great though (i don't win much)

Name : Scaffidi Can't Drive
Gender : Male
Age: Lost track some years ago..

Record
over 500 life time starts
3 wins
50 or so times i've come second
50 or so times i've come third
the rest of the times i've come 4th or worse...

Strange thing to me is that when I get off I don't get a complaint about me not riding a winner..
No one has ever cared - they seem happy enough with the placings and unplaced efforts I put in..
beats me sometimes - when i'm on them - I much prefer it when i'm on a winner!!

[G]

Even though you werent trying Dutchy, thats possibly your funniest post

[magpie in the 80's]

SP
Another story about how BAYMAN got his name

When BAYMAN was a young lad of 18 his dad asked him
" SON ARE STILL A VIRGIN. "
" Yes I am still a virgin daddy."
" SON IVE ARRANGED FOR SOME OF THE GLENELG FOOTBALLERS TO
TAKE YOU TO THE BAY DISCO ON SUNDAY NIGHT YOU MIGHT GET LUCKY."

The following Monday Dad wakes up BAYMAN and asks
" SON DIDJA GET LAYED LAST NIGHT."
" yep sure did daddy."
" SON IM PROUD OF YOU , NOW COME OUT TO THE SHED IVE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU."

Dad and BAYMAN walk into the shed.
" SEE THAT MOTOR BIKE SON, THATS YOURS FOR BECOMING A MAN LAST NIGHT."
" Dad I dont want the motorbike."
" SON ITS WHAT YOUVE ALWAYS WANTED, AND A PRESENT FOR BREAKING YOUR VIRGINITY."
" Dad i dont want it."
" WHY NOT SON ?"
" Dad my arse is too sore."

The legend of BAYMAN arose.
PS He still hangs around Glenelg footballers...........

Beacuse we changed pages I thought I would bring this up again

why is it that some of the best jokes arn't in the correct forum. MAL rate it about 8.2 but check your 2nd line, something's missing and it ain't "YOU"

[mal]

Hollywood drove 8 winners last weekend
What a star
and that trifecta one more time for all of us to read :
BRADMAN
LATE MAL
HOLLYWOOD HARDING

138 winners approximately this season.
He is the very very best in SA