Things that give you the sh1ts

[woodublieve12]

Apologies in advance to Heater, whom this has nothing to do with.

Phone call just received from Customer service officer (and I use that term very loosely) from my builder. (that's right, I STILL don't have a house )

Her: Our supervisor says he can't locate a cat door, can we just credit you back the X amount of $$?

Me: You serious? You've had 18 months and you're telling me 2 days before my first inspection? If he can't find a door, how the hell am I supposed to?

Her: Well he said he couldn't find anything similar and he didn't know what you wanted.

me: Well he didn't bother ringing me to ask, did he?

FFS, the only thing keeping me hanging on at this point is the fact that it's almost over.

what builder are you going through???

[HH3]

FC - your building journey certainly has been a living nightmare!

Feck me even I've got grey hairs! I'm very serious

Throw some weight around. Get her a free dishwasher or something

[heater31]

FC - your building journey certainly has been a living nightmare!

Feck me even I've got grey hairs! I'm very serious

Throw some weight around. Get her a free dishwasher or something

FC already has one of those.....

I'm about to march into the building managers office.....

[Spargo]

FC - your building journey certainly has been a living nightmare!

In hindsight it really should've had its own thread.
Hell, if some nancy boy hurting his shoulder playing ammos can get 4 pages of sympathetic fluff......

[mighty_tiger_79]

Quick call today tonight

It could get interesting

[bennymacca]

Housing ombudsman?

[heater31]

Housing ombudsman?

No an email to the operations manager first......

[Failed Creation]

F**kwits on the road that as soon as it rains think the speed limit drops to 30km an hour! Here's some advice if you don't like driving in the rain stay of the F**king road you F**king brain dead F**king idiots!

BUMP

This again!

Same goes for f**kheads tailgating and swerving through traffic when its raining. I have been known to say I hope they flip their car into a ditch so I can pull them out and tell them they got what they deserved.

What about idiots who have no idea how to merge?

The idea of merging is to MERGE with the traffic, not slow to a crawl and wait for an opening. To successfully merge, one must reach the same speed as the traffic, and enter once an appropriate gap in the traffic appears. That's why merge lanes are longer!

I swear people are ******* moronic sometimes...

[Spargo]

The powers that be, who thought it a good idea to instal yet ANOTHER set of traffic lights on Brighton Rd, this time outside the Hove Foodland.
There are now 15, that's right count'em 15 F#CKING sets of traffic lights on Brighton Rd between ANZAC Highway and the bottom of Cement Hill.
Ludicrous.

[HH3]

The powers that be, who thought it a good idea to instal yet ANOTHER set of traffic lights on Brighton Rd, this time outside the Hove Foodland.
There are now 15, that's right count'em 15 F#CKING sets of traffic lights on Brighton Rd between ANZAC Highway and the bottom of Cement Hill.
Ludicrous.

The two sets right on top of each other used to shit the **** out of me when I was driving the work truck. I reckon I drove through a couple of reds there coz I was focused on the second set. My bad!

[Spargo]

The powers that be, who thought it a good idea to instal yet ANOTHER set of traffic lights on Brighton Rd, this time outside the Hove Foodland.
There are now 15, that's right count'em 15 F#CKING sets of traffic lights on Brighton Rd between ANZAC Highway and the bottom of Cement Hill.
Ludicrous.

The two sets right on top of each other used to shit the **** out of me when I was driving the work truck. I reckon I drove through a couple of reds there coz I was focused on the second set. My bad!

Stay outta my hood, boy.

[HH3]

The powers that be, who thought it a good idea to instal yet ANOTHER set of traffic lights on Brighton Rd, this time outside the Hove Foodland.
There are now 15, that's right count'em 15 F#CKING sets of traffic lights on Brighton Rd between ANZAC Highway and the bottom of Cement Hill.
Ludicrous.

The two sets right on top of each other used to shit the **** out of me when I was driving the work truck. I reckon I drove through a couple of reds there coz I was focused on the second set. My bad!

Stay outta my hood, boy.

Hood? You wouldn't know a hood if it popped a cap in yo ass, son!

[Spargo]

What is it with your infatuation with my ass?

[Footy Smart]

When people try and get into the lift on the ground floor as soon as the doors open before the people inside the lift can file out!

[Spargo]

When people try and get into the lift on the ground floor as soon as the doors open before the people inside the lift can file out!

Daily event.

[heater31]

Apologies in advance to Heater, whom this has nothing to do with.

Phone call just received from Customer service officer (and I use that term very loosely) from my builder. (that's right, I STILL don't have a house )

Her: Our supervisor says he can't locate a cat door, can we just credit you back the X amount of $$?

Me: You serious? You've had 18 months and you're telling me 2 days before my first inspection? If he can't find a door, how the hell am I supposed to?

Her: Well he said he couldn't find anything similar and he didn't know what you wanted.

me: Well he didn't bother ringing me to ask, did he?

FFS, the only thing keeping me hanging on at this point is the fact that it's almost over.

Just to keep everyone informed on this issue


FC gets a cat door for nothing including installation.....

[HH3]

Apologies in advance to Heater, whom this has nothing to do with.

Phone call just received from Customer service officer (and I use that term very loosely) from my builder. (that's right, I STILL don't have a house )

Her: Our supervisor says he can't locate a cat door, can we just credit you back the X amount of $$?

Me: You serious? You've had 18 months and you're telling me 2 days before my first inspection? If he can't find a door, how the hell am I supposed to?

Her: Well he said he couldn't find anything similar and he didn't know what you wanted.

me: Well he didn't bother ringing me to ask, did he?

FFS, the only thing keeping me hanging on at this point is the fact that it's almost over.

Just to keep everyone informed on this issue


FC gets a cat door for nothing including installation.....

Should probably get the house for free

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I have a query Heater.
When you blokes cut the site for these quarter acre blocks why don't you excavate to 100 below the damp course before the joints go up & access goes out the door ?. Realise that there are pretty strict budgets but it is a pretty big cost for the client to bear when it's time for the outside to be done.
( not pointing out Sterling, almost all builders do the same )

[heater31]

I have a query Heater.
When you blokes cut the site for these quarter acre blocks why don't you excavate to 100 below the damp course before the joints go up & access goes out the door ?. Realise that there are pretty strict budgets but it is a pretty big cost for the client to bear when it's time for the outside to be done.
( not pointing out Sterling, almost all builders do the same )

Probably because the client doesn't ask us to. We are not bloody mind readers!

[heater31]

Apologies in advance to Heater, whom this has nothing to do with.

Phone call just received from Customer service officer (and I use that term very loosely) from my builder. (that's right, I STILL don't have a house )

Her: Our supervisor says he can't locate a cat door, can we just credit you back the X amount of $$?

Me: You serious? You've had 18 months and you're telling me 2 days before my first inspection? If he can't find a door, how the hell am I supposed to?

Her: Well he said he couldn't find anything similar and he didn't know what you wanted.

me: Well he didn't bother ringing me to ask, did he?

FFS, the only thing keeping me hanging on at this point is the fact that it's almost over.

Just to keep everyone informed on this issue


FC gets a cat door for nothing including installation.....

Should probably get the house for free

As I typed that another fecking problem.....

Niche missed in the shower


It's ok petal glass shower shelf on its way and a credit for the difference....