Things that you rate!

[Rik E Boy]

Definitely touchworthy

is this you Q???

That's how I picture Q's appearance...except wearing a Collingwood jumper.

regards,

REB

[Strawb]

Geelong getting a home final @ Simonds Stadium. Looking forward to lining up early Monday morning to get tickets.

[Jase]

The honour and privilege it is to be a father to my two awesome little boys.... :smile:

[Sorry Dude]

ME! I've lost 6.9kgs in two weeks, I am running 5km again and just feel amazing. Still a ong way to go, but my progression so far has the motivational fire burning!

[GWW]

Definitely touchworthy

is this you Q???

That's how I picture Q's appearance...except wearing a Collingwood jumper.

regards,

REB

I picture him with longer side burns than that.

[Footy Chick]

LOL @ Q with hair

[Q.]

I'm sporting a moustache for Mad Monday, but yeah, I need to get me a wig.

[Mr Beefy]

Just a reminder from the first page of this thread. Thanks to Dogwatcher for the prompting:

I rate Tit Monday:

This put it best. I didn't write it, for those who thought I did but i'll claim it if you want me to:

"Ah, Tit Monday. It's not that far off now...

That glorious day when, heading into work on the bus, or sitting on the train, you find yourself suddenly chirpier than you have been in months. You find yourself smiling at strangers again. There is a mild involuntary tumescence in your trousers that comes and goes throughout the morning with the comforting regularity of a heartbeat.

And then you get a text around lunchtime from a mate which says: "At last, Tit Monday!" And you instantly understand why you are so happy. For Tit Monday is that special day in the year when, for the first time, the temperature rises above that magical point which causes girls getting dressed in the morning to decide to show a bit of skin.

After months of dull colours and chunky knit, the world's birds suddenly dive into last summer's wardrobe (they've not had chance to buy this season's stuff) and chuck it on without a thought. Your urban landscape is suddenly lightened with acres of naked arm and leg and, after many dark months of burrowing, breasts rising to the surface like moles at dusk.

Big breasts in white work shirts straining at the buttons. Small breasts braless in vest tops, the nipples frotted by ribby fabrics. Breasts in summer dresses bouncing in the distance so that they catch your eye before you even notice there is someone wearing them. Breasts nudging out from the crowd at traffic islands, quivering to cross the road...

And you know it is nearly summer. For previous generations, the arrival of spring was heralded by the sound of the first cuckoo. For us, it is Tit Monday.

Not that it always falls on a Monday. Like Easter, Tit Monday is a moveable feast.

And then, of course, there is Tit Monday Night. You see, in early summer, temperatures drop off very dramatically when night falls. But the dollies are not prepared. Slightly stunned by the morning heat, they drag out the summer clothes but forget to bring a cardie (a mistake they will not make again until next year), so that when they're all standing outside the pub after work celebrating the arrival of spring, their barely covered nipples have no protection from the cold. It's like a Bring-and-Buy sale where everyone has brought hat pegs. It's like a prog-rock gig where, instead of lighters, everyone is holding up nipples.

So when will Tit Monday fall this year? Will you be the first to text your mates with the announcement? Do not shoot your bolt too early. There will be false starts. You will smell fresh cut grass and see a couple of early starters and feel compelled to declare Tit Monday. But your more level-headed friends will tell you to hold your horses, keep your powder dry, don't fire until you see the whites of their bra straps.

As the poet said: one bold Northern slapper in a bikini doth not a summer make."

Is it now the end of the season??

Tit Tuesday?

[Spargo]

No matter how many times I read it, I still smile.
It is so true as well.

[Failed Creation]

No matter how many times I read it, I still smile.
It is so true as well.

'Tis a wonderful time of year, indeed.

[Johno6]

Just bought Diablo 3.

time to morph into a hermit.

[woodublieve12]

Just bought Diablo 3.

time to morph into a hermit.

awesome, not available for saturday then??

[Hefty]

Just bought Diablo 3.

time to morph into a hermit.

awesome, not available for saturday then??

WUB12, I think our B grade owe you guys from 2008!!! I still have nightmares about that game!

[Johno6]

I have definitely had a few sleepless nights over that game.

out of the 3 grand final loses that one definitely hurts the most.

[smac]

This ad.

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/fashio ... 6709662229

[Spargo]

This ad.

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/fashio ... 6709662229

Wow, just wow.

[smac]

Isn't it?

[Sorry Dude]

Finally becoming a member of a golf club

[Magpiespower]

Living in the 80s...

http://www.torontosun.com/2013/08/31/guelph-family-lives-like-its-1986

[norwood8]

This ad.

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/fashio ... 6709662229

Very impressive!