Things that give you the sh1ts

[Footy Chick]

Hows the scabby throat going?

[Johno6]

Yeah not great
I expected to be back in action and using my days off to do whatever I want

Doesn't seem to of planned out that way. Bloody annoying.

[The Ash Man]

Yeah not great
I expected to be back in action and using my days off to do whatever I want

Doesn't seem to of planned out that way. Bloody annoying.

I got told yesterday I have to have mine out, I'm 32!
Thinking about doing it when the Ashes are on

[Tiger83]

That pleb Jon Ralph that Fox Footy insist on sticking with to cross to at breaks for his 'expert opinion'... Typical journalist that has to justify his salary by just dribbling poop. And while ur at it, get rid of the boring old hack Rodney Eade.

[GWW]

Or then there's channel 7 News having a multiple SANFL premiership player as sports reader, who has played for 3 AFL/VFL clubs, crossing to Bruce McAvaney, as though he is the expert of the two.

[Strawb]

Drunk fans. It is not easy being a mascot it is hard work and just cause you're drunk doesn't mean I need to be slammed into the guard rail. There is no padding in my outfit.

[Ron Burgundy]

Drunk fans. It is not easy being a mascot it is hard work and just cause you're drunk doesn't mean I need to be slammed into the guard rail. There is no padding in my outfit.

You should have a taser in the suit.

[woodublieve12]

Drunk fans. It is not easy being a mascot it is hard work and just cause you're drunk doesn't mean I need to be slammed into the guard rail. There is no padding in my outfit.

i thought it was a given to give the mascot grief...

[tipper]

repeatedly making stupid, and easily avoidable mistakes at work lately. its not good enough, and it would be so much easier if i would just get things right the first time. ******* idiot that i am...

[HH3]

Got 3 days annual starting tomorrow, so of course todays already doing my head in. Trying to leave no work for the person covering me, but having to do other peoples jobs in the meantime while they do **** all...

[carey]

People when speaking in football terms saying 'down forward' its 'up forward' and 'down back'.

It shouldn't really sh!t me as much as it does but god it annoys me!

[Footy Chick]

People when speaking in football terms saying 'down forward' its 'up forward' and 'down back'.

It shouldn't really sh!t me as much as it does but god it annoys me!

Those people are Victorians - Their team sheets read with the forwards at the bottom (well they used to anyway)

[Pseudo]

People when speaking in football terms saying 'down forward' its 'up forward' and 'down back'.

It shouldn't really sh!t me as much as it does but god it annoys me!

Those people are Victorians - Their team sheets read with the forwards at the bottom (well they used to anyway)

exactly.

It shits me to tears that the ABC uses its standard template to display team lineups - with the backs on top and the forwards up top. Is it too hard for these clowns to adapt their presentation for local nuances?

[Failed Creation]

People overuse the word 'freezing'.

Last night, I had so many customers complain that it was 'freezing' outside, all of them pulling stupid little faces while doing it. The smart arse in me wanted to point out that there was definitely no ice around the place (except in the ice chest, but that will cost you $4 for a 5kg bag). I the arsehole in me also wanted to take out my thermometer and take a reading of the air temperature, which would've clearly shown that it was at least 5C, which is 5C above freezing. But that would make me look like a douche.

[Hefty]

People overuse the word 'freezing'.

Last night, I had so many customers complain that it was 'freezing' outside, all of them pulling stupid little faces while doing it. The smart arse in me wanted to point out that there was definitely no ice around the place (except in the ice chest, but that will cost you $4 for a 5kg bag). I the arsehole in me also wanted to take out my thermometer and take a reading of the air temperature, which would've clearly shown that it was at least 5C, which is 5C above freezing. But that would make me look like a douche.

FC, think you are taking things a bit to literally.

Also, your avatar what movie is that from??

[Johno6]

Not a movie. It's the video clip for the Rebecca black song someone has edited.
Also FC I'm sure you don't use a literal term for the way you are feeling.

[Failed Creation]

Not a movie. It's the video clip for the Rebecca black song someone has edited.
Also FC I'm sure you don't use a literal term for the way you are feeling.

Can the word 'grouse' be used literally?

[Mr Beefy]

Yes these 2 are feeling grouse

Although the grouse wouldnt be feeling to well

[Failed Creation]

Yes these 2 are feeling grouse

Touché, Mr. Beefy.

[Mr Beefy]

Lucky you didnt ask if (feeling) stiff could be used literally