Things that give you the sh1ts

[zipzap]

When you buy a countermeal eg. parmy or steak and they place meat on top of chips. FFS put the chips to the side!!

you are not Ryan Fitzgerald are you?

Or Peter Goers?

[Dog_ger]

1. Going to work on a wet and/or cold Monday-Friday morning.

2. Why is picking just 6 x-Lotto numbers so blink'n hard...

[johntheclaret]

Spending 2 hours looking for a file on your pc only to find your son has deleted it

[therisingblues]

When you sit down to shit and forget to take your pants off.

[smac]

When you sit down to shit and forget to take your pants off.

Big night last night theri?

[Footy Chick]

people who ring into work wanting help with their account/policy, but dont have any details or a ref no. Usually these people have the last name "smith" or "jones" which makes them impossible to find.

People, if you want to make an enquiry about something, have a reference no handy, we cant help you if you dont help us!!

[Booney]

When you sit down to shit and forget to take your pants off.

This has occured more than once Theri?

[JK]

When you buy a countermeal eg. parmy or steak and they place meat on top of chips. FFS put the chips to the side!!

That is an excellent call!

Also hate dishes (a la noodles) where they leave the tail part of the shell on the prawns ... Understand why they do it, but don't like it one itty bitty lil bit!

[Dutchy]

When you sit down to shit and forget to take your pants off.

[JK]

When you sit down to shit and forget to take your pants off.

But it's ok if you shit standing up?

[Booney]

When you sit down to shit and forget to take your pants off.

But it's ok if you shit standing up?

Pants on or off?

[Psyber]

When you sit down to shit and forget to take your pants off.

Big night last night theri?

That would make Theri-sing-blues rather than the blues rise!

[Coorong]

When you sit down to shit and forget to take your pants off.

Big night last night theri?

That would make Theri-sing-blues rather than the blues rise!

Reminds me of my mum and aunty, year ago at a party (and very full of cheer) when some clown put gladwrap ober the toilet seat

[redden whites]

The absolute crap written in the Advertiser look at todays tripe
Scintillating forward Luke Jericho(who struggles to hold a place in the team)
Game Breaker Chad Cornes....please!
Canny crumber Matty Bode..... what!
Consistent on-baller Scott Thompson

Why can't any Adelaide based player just be normal???

Brent Harvey is described as forward Brent Harvey
Serena Williams was described as Leading womens player Serena Williams

Give me a break

[therisingblues]

When you sit down to shit and forget to take your pants off.

But it's ok if you shit standing up?

Well then it just runs down your legs and doesn't spend all day squeezed against your cheeks like a sack of potatoes, or worse, like a chocolate ice-cream!

[therisingblues]

When you sit down to shit and forget to take your pants off.

This has occured more than once Theri?

Well I have become quite adept at passing the blame off on others for the stench that tends to follow me around afterward: "Hey Bill! Easy on those beans big fella, phew! Start a f*&%'n stampede stinking the office out like that!" walks a few steps, "Strewth Terence! You should have hazard lights erected around your desk if your going to let rip with f&%%#'n hot eggs like that!" enters crowded elevator, "Root me swinging Wendy! Either Yves saint Laurent have released a new range called "shit" or you just broke the world record for purile olfactory assault emanating from your anus, that's f%###&'n RICH! Phewee! The humidity levels in here are off the scale lass! I don't think I don't think any of us will make it to the ground floor!"

[Pseudo]

"Strewth Terence! You should have hazard lights erected around your desk if your going to let rip with f&%%#'n hot eggs like that!"

[overloaded]

Alan Brough on Spicks and Specks - He's such a f#?*ing know it all, why can't he let Myf win for a change.

[Booney]

Alan Brough on Spicks and Specks - He's such a f#?*ing know it all, why can't he let Myf win for a change.

People telling me I look like Alan Brough!

[Footy Chick]

Alan Brough on Spicks and Specks - He's such a f#?*ing know it all, why can't he let Myf win for a change.

People telling me I look like Alan Brough!

HA HA! Do you like Pina Coladas???