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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby OnSong » Mon May 13, 2013 3:54 pm

heater31 wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:$5? It's enough to drive people to drink! :shock: - this does nothing to curb drink driving.

If you were the designated driver on a night out at the Oxford - you'd just about spend more than you're pissed idiot mates.

I like pubs that give out free softies to designated drivers


What is the price of a 600ml bottle of soft drink? If a pub wants to charge you more than that, tell them to shove it where the sun don't shine and ask for a glass of water instead...

That'd be $10
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Mon May 13, 2013 3:55 pm

Johno6 wrote:I was at Oxford today for half price lunch
I thought it was a good price.

You stalking me dude? :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Mon May 13, 2013 8:00 pm

Footy Chick wrote:I like pubs that give out free softies to designated drivers

Do you take a hip flask in with you?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Browny25 » Tue May 14, 2013 3:32 pm

Deciding to help out the C grade by playing
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Tue May 14, 2013 4:09 pm

What about your bung shoulder?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Browny25 » Tue May 14, 2013 4:19 pm

Footy Chick wrote:What about your bung shoulder?


Thats the point
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Squids » Tue May 14, 2013 4:21 pm

put some sauce on it
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Tue May 14, 2013 4:25 pm

Browny25 wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:What about your bung shoulder?


Thats the point



Oh well, seemed like a good idea at the time......
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mickey » Wed May 15, 2013 12:38 am

mickey wrote:******* Crows supporters

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I see they are still at it... and they call us ferals...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Failed Creation » Wed May 15, 2013 1:04 am

mickey wrote:
mickey wrote:******* Crows supporters

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I see they are still at it... and they call us ferals...



I see Tom Steven has a death wish... scum of the bloody earth.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Wed May 15, 2013 9:25 am

i think his profile pick says it all......
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Wed May 15, 2013 9:41 am

How did he get multiple sailors in his hair?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby OnSong » Wed May 15, 2013 9:49 am

HH3 wrote:How did he get multiple sailors in his hair?

A lot of seaman would be a lot of just one sailor.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Wed May 15, 2013 9:50 am

OnSong wrote:
HH3 wrote:How did he get multiple sailors in his hair?

A lot of seaman would be a lot of just one sailor.


Ah yep...shoot me down...

Cheers bud :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby OnSong » Wed May 15, 2013 10:21 am

HH3 wrote:
OnSong wrote:
HH3 wrote:How did he get multiple sailors in his hair?

A lot of seaman would be a lot of just one sailor.


Ah yep...shoot me down...

Cheers bud :lol:

Or this guy

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Browny25 » Wed May 15, 2013 3:25 pm

heater31 wrote:
Browny25 wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:What about your bung shoulder?


Thats the point



Oh well, seemed like a good idea at the time......


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Wed May 15, 2013 3:38 pm

decisions decisions for saturday night

cats v pies or eurovision
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Wed May 15, 2013 4:15 pm

3 of my workmates are in Europe and have tickets to Eurovision :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Failed Creation » Wed May 15, 2013 10:14 pm

People who use 'amazeballs' to say something's amazing... that gives me the shits.

Also the douchebags from The Iconic TV ads. I remember a there was a time when blokes looked like blokes.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Failed Creation » Wed May 15, 2013 10:15 pm

Footy Chick wrote:3 of my workmates are in Europe and have tickets to Eurovision :lol:


I feel sorry for them...
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