Your first kiss...

[Johno6]

I used to wear an onion on my belt, cause it was the style at the time.......

[OnSong]

I used to wear an onion on my belt, cause it was the style at the time.......

Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" 'cause that Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty".

[HH3]

To make a long story short.......is a phrase that originated in the early 1900's....

[OnSong]

Creme de Menthe milkshake? How old were you when this happened? 50?

Re-read that, and this time image him as 50...makes it very, very wrong

At the Primary School. Yikes.

[Pseudo]

I stood on a cement border in the school playground under a Peppercorn tree to gain the needed extra few inches.

Makes sense. Viagra hadn't been invented then.

[Big Phil]

A chick called Belinda Williams outside the Elizabeth East Fish & Chip Shop !!!

[the big bang]

was about 12, with a girl who, at the time, was legally my 'sister'

cop that.

[Johno6]

Prob wouldn't admit that kinda stuff.

[Failed Creation]

Prob wouldn't admit that kinda stuff.

Good call. Greg and Marcia Brady anyone?

[the big bang]

naaahhh.......it's all good.

my mum was a foster carer for many years, so i had over 500 'brothers and sisters' through my childhood.

this one, Jenna, happen to take a liking to me, and I her. i was 11 or 12, she was 14 or 15.

so we were not actually related in any way.

[Failed Creation]

naaahhh.......it's all good.

my mum was a foster carer for many years, so i had over 500 'brothers and sisters' through my childhood.

this one, Jenna, happen to take a liking to me, and I her. i was 11 or 12, she was 14 or 15.

so we were not actually related in any way.

Phew, that's good to hear. Your mum sounds like a champ too.

[Johno6]

If that's the case I hope there was more than 1

[fisho mcspaz]

I don't remember my first kiss but I'm pretty sure it was with the next-door neighbour's kid when I was about six or seven. I found him on Facebook and whoa I dodged a bullet there. He's one of those rangas you'd use as a 'gingers have no souls' meme. First real kiss was Mark the Pom in Year 7. He'd just moved from Manchester and we hated each other's guts on sight. Then at a party a few months into the school year, I started choking on my drink and he came up and said 'I can help you with that' and tried to do the bloody Heimlich manoeuvre on me and I stopped choking and started laughing and then he pashed me down the side of the house. He was my first boyfriend as well.

[OnSong]

naaahhh.......it's all good.

my mum was a foster carer for many years, so i had over 500 'brothers and sisters' through my childhood.

this one, Jenna, happen to take a liking to me, and I her. i was 11 or 12, she was 14 or 15.

so we were not actually related in any way.

Top mum. Caring for kids and as a result, hooking her son up as well. I wish my mum was like that.

[the big bang]

If that's the case I hope there was more than 1

yes, there ended up being several of these situations

[OnSong]

If that's the case I hope there was more than 1

yes, there ended up being several of these situations

Awesome

[Mythical Creature]

A chick called Belinda Williams outside the Elizabeth East Fish & Chip Shop !!!

I have a 2nd cousin by that name from Gawler, probably about 33ish now.

[OnSong]

A chick called Belinda Williams outside the Elizabeth East Fish & Chip Shop !!!

I have a 2nd cousin by that name from Gawler, probably about 33ish now.

Is she hot?

[Lightning McQueen]

A chick called Belinda Williams outside the Elizabeth East Fish & Chip Shop !!!

I have a 2nd cousin by that name from Gawler, probably about 33ish now.

She wasn't your first aswell mate?

[Mythical Creature]

Not really onsong, nice enough body but.
No lightning, I'm not from the Hummocks ranges!