Things that give you the sh1ts

[Sky Pilot]

Eddie McGuire up in Dubai saying it would be good for Collingwood to play a match there for points.
Would he need to clear this with Demetriou first? And why do we want to endorse a corrupt dump like Dubai anyway.

[HH3]

Eddie McGuire up in Dubai saying it would be good for Collingwood to play a match there for points.
Would he need to clear this with Demetriou first? And why do we want to endorse a corrupt dump like Dubai anyway.

Emirates

[Sky Pilot]

Eddie McGuire up in Dubai saying it would be good for Collingwood to play a match there for points.
Would he need to clear this with Demetriou first? And why do we want to endorse a corrupt dump like Dubai anyway.

Emirates

Yeah it pisses me off. I'd love to dump my QANTAS frequent flyer a/c but I've got a sh!tload of points and will stick with them

[Pseudo]

I am keen to catapult dead animals into "Booney the horribles" castle.

What sort of animals, and how would they have died?

Cows, Horses, Kangaroos

plague

Fetchez la vache! FETCHEZ LA VACHE!

[Jim05]

Dragged out the Holy Grail DVD for the 1,000,000th time.
Never get sick of it
Still one of the best ever made

[Sky Pilot]

Dragged out the Holy Grail DVD for the 1,000,000th time.
Never get sick of it
Still one of the best ever made

Classic and was way ahead of its time

[scoob]

someone letting their boris stench out into the office!!! FFS close the doors after ya done ya filthy animal!

[HH3]

someone letting their boris stench out into the office!!! FFS close the doors after ya done ya filthy animal!

Ha! I feel your pain brother!

[The Dark Knight]

Getting sick while I'm on annual leave and before round 1 tomorrow, I f**king hate getting sick! Hit me pretty hard yesterday but sweated my balls of last night while sleeping and significantly feel better today.

[Failed Creation]

My f**king radiator shat itself today, and needs to be replaced... $445 later. Ain't nobody got the cash for that!

Oh well, it's 18 years old, I think it was due to fly the coop.

[Squids]

Burning my tea

[Brodlach]

Burning my tea

You should have used some of Tippo's Tips

[Sky Pilot]

Getting three tips last week

[MW]

3 kids watching 2 idiot boxes while its a fantastic day outside

[tipper]

The wife complaining that our three and a half year old takes too long to get ready to go out cos she keeps changing her clothes, all while the wife has gone through 6 outfits herself .....

[wristwatcher]

Ineffective morning Bowell movements

[Squids]

AFL website

[Psyber]

My f**king radiator shat itself today, and needs to be replaced... $445 later. Ain't nobody got the cash for that!
Oh well, it's 18 years old, I think it was due to fly the coop.

I sympathise.
I spent $500 on the radiator of my old Musso in 2011 only to have the auto transmission blow up next. I traded it on a Suzuki G/Vitara 3-door.
Now my old Audi S2 (1995 model) needs the clutch doing - best quote $1200.

[Failed Creation]

My f**king radiator shat itself today, and needs to be replaced... $445 later. Ain't nobody got the cash for that!
Oh well, it's 18 years old, I think it was due to fly the coop.

I sympathise.
I spent $500 on the radiator of my old Musso in 2011 only to have the auto transmission blow up next. I traded it on a Suzuki G/Vitara 3-door.
Now my old Audi S2 (1995 model) needs the clutch doing - best quote $1200.

Shit, that sucks.

I've only just fixed my fuel pump too...

[White Line Fever]

Supercoach