Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Wed Apr 03, 2013 2:04 pm

Wedgie wrote:Plumbers that want to charge me literally of thousands of dollars for a couple of leaky taps and blocked drains!
To add insult to injury after I only get one thing done he gets me to add it all up for him because "he's not very good with maths"! :shock:


Did you add it up wrong to make it cheaper?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Wed Apr 03, 2013 2:09 pm

A couple of washers? Hmmm, I'll swap you.

My backyard, yesterday.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Wed Apr 03, 2013 2:11 pm

Bringin' the moat back!!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Wed Apr 03, 2013 2:15 pm

HH3 wrote:Bringin' the moat back!!


:lol: - Thats what my neighbour said!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Wed Apr 03, 2013 2:17 pm

Booney wrote:A couple of washers? Hmmm, I'll swap you.

My backyard, yesterday.


Think you have a shit problem there Boon ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Wed Apr 03, 2013 2:18 pm

HH3 wrote:Bringin' the moat back!!

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Wed Apr 03, 2013 2:19 pm

HH3 wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Plumbers that want to charge me literally of thousands of dollars for a couple of leaky taps and blocked drains!
To add insult to injury after I only get one thing done he gets me to add it all up for him because "he's not very good with maths"! :shock:


Did you add it up wrong to make it cheaper?


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Squids » Wed Apr 03, 2013 2:20 pm

I am keen to catapult dead animals into "Booney the horribles" castle.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Wed Apr 03, 2013 2:27 pm

Squids wrote:I am keen to catapult dead animals into "Booney the horribles" castle.

What sort of animals, and how would they have died?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Wed Apr 03, 2013 2:28 pm

Spargo wrote:
Squids wrote:I am keen to catapult dead animals into "Booney the horribles" castle.

What sort of animals, and how would they have died?


Donkeys and erotic asphyxiation is my guess...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Wed Apr 03, 2013 2:29 pm

I did mate.

About 40mm of "black water" (shit) covered about 10sq m of my kitchen late last year. Never explained it on here, would have been typing/crying for hours.

The old earthenware runs under my house (under the extension added whenever it was added) and that backed up, shit literally came up from under the floor, insurance company ( Shannons ) was awesome, completely replumbing the house, new kitchen....blah, blah, blah.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Wed Apr 03, 2013 2:33 pm

Squids wrote:I am keen to catapult dead animals into "Booney the horribles" castle.


I'll get the oil on the boil now. :D
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Squids » Wed Apr 03, 2013 3:04 pm

Spargo wrote:
Squids wrote:I am keen to catapult dead animals into "Booney the horribles" castle.

What sort of animals, and how would they have died?


Cows, Horses, Kangaroos

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Wed Apr 03, 2013 3:29 pm

Squids wrote:
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Squids wrote:I am keen to catapult dead animals into "Booney the horribles" castle.

What sort of animals, and how would they have died?


Cows, Horses, Kangaroos

plague

Plague, really? What type?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Wed Apr 03, 2013 3:42 pm

Black death.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Squids » Wed Apr 03, 2013 3:43 pm

All the dead fish washing up on South Australian beaches.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby whufc » Wed Apr 03, 2013 4:11 pm

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Apple products are sh!t FULLSTOP


you don't become the most valuable company in the world by making sh*t products.


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Wed Apr 03, 2013 4:11 pm

beat me to it ... :lol:
Dunno, I’m just an idiot.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dog_ger » Wed Apr 03, 2013 5:41 pm

Booney wrote:A couple of washers? Hmmm, I'll swap you.

My backyard, yesterday.


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Wed Apr 03, 2013 5:57 pm

but turns to shit if things faark up ...
Dunno, I’m just an idiot.

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